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#48 - yea the manga is ongoing but the anime episodes are finishing,…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... 0
#57 - beloth (08/19/2014) [-]
hunter x hunter filler is still awesome
#6 - ''real woman'' 08/18/2014 on just a lick +3
#1 - the actual hard part is buying a good pc that could cost you a…  [+] (31 new replies) 08/18/2014 on #PC MASTER RACE +5
User avatar #19 - rainiar (08/18/2014) [-]
PC is actually cheaper in the long run if you are a patient person. Nearly all the games will go on a good sale about 3 months after release (like 50% off), and PC isn't as expensive as people make it out to be. Entry level can run you up to $600 for the tower, considering you already have a peripherals and keyboard/mouse (with those maybe up to 100-200 more) which you get back from savings from steam sales.

Also there is other sites where you can get games cheaper than steam puts them out, Green man gaming had a 25% off for a bunch of titles that were on pre-order.
#2 - bootyman (08/18/2014) [-]
Master race prevails! Total: $357.64
#30 - icamebuckets (08/19/2014) [-]
How good is this? Considering getting a pc but idk what the fuck is up about specs or anything
User avatar #38 - CatHatMan (08/19/2014) [-]
If you are just building a computer for gaming then you might want to check out the pentium g3258. It only a dual core cpu but it's unlocked so with a good motherboard you should be able to get 4.5ghz easy.

for a super low price of $69

more info in this video
Intel Core i7 4790K & Pentium G3258 "Anniversary Edition"
#39 - icamebuckets (08/19/2014) [-]
Man Idek what that means but ok thanks
User avatar #40 - CatHatMan (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, basically in a lot of games it can perform nearly as well as the $350 i7 4790k.
You just have to be willing to learn how to overclock.
#41 - icamebuckets (08/19/2014) [-]
Would that be hard?
User avatar #42 - CatHatMan (08/19/2014) [-]
it's not terribly hard and there is already an overclocking guide for the g3258 and 4790k from Linus tech tips. Intel Devil's Canyon & Pentium G3258 Anniversary Edition Overclocking Guide
User avatar #32 - bootyman (08/19/2014) [-]
actually it looks like the parts are all there
User avatar #31 - bootyman (08/19/2014) [-]
dont get that one, some of the parts were removed becuase they were no longer availible. THIS pcpartpicker.com/b/PsLD4D
This can run games very well and you can find a better GPU on ebay if you want to upgrade. there are also plenty of youtube videos and channels to help you with anything that has to do with PC builds. LinusTechTips for example.
User avatar #6 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
You seem to be missing a few parts there.
User avatar #12 - bootyman (08/18/2014) [-]
It looks as though some of the parts were removed. heres another one
User avatar #13 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
Some weak shit you got there.
User avatar #15 - bootyman (08/18/2014) [-]
its for people getting into PC gaming at a decent price. the only thing that i would upgrade would be the gpu, so instead of buying 3 $60 games. you could upgrade your GPU
User avatar #17 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
By the way, mixing ram sticks is a idea.
User avatar #14 - bootyman (08/18/2014) [-]
still better than console
User avatar #18 - deathtobreakfast (08/18/2014) [-]
bootyman, can you recommend me a small and low-priced PC-case that has 2 harddrive slots and 2 diskdrive slots? It doesnt need to be fancy or have extras. It needs to be able to fit an ATX-board and ATX-PSU.
User avatar #24 - bootyman (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - sinery (08/18/2014) [-]
Nigga, consoles got less power than my dead grandma.
#3 - kiaserzerg (08/18/2014) [-]
i beg to differ, just like legos, you need a fair semblance of personal knowledge and skill in building either one. and while some people can, not everyone can.
User avatar #5 - dabronydude (08/18/2014) [-]
but there are like a billion guides and videos online.
#7 - kiaserzerg (08/18/2014) [-]
there are a billion tutorials on youtube that teach division, ive watched many of them, i still cant divide. i can read at an advanced college level, and my literature comprehension is off the charts, but, im a fucking tard with math.
#25 - semidemon (08/19/2014) [-]
can read at advanced college level, cant divide
mate you retarded? who the fuck cant divide? unless you're like 5?
#26 - kiaserzerg (08/19/2014) [-]
im 23, and i cant fucking divide. i can work the basics of graph point, intercept slope, things like that, but i cant multiply binomials, and i cant divide. but damn if i cant read, write, and speak pretty fucking well.
#27 - semidemon (08/19/2014) [-]
dude what.
division is just how many of X fit into Y
i.e. how many 5s fit into a 20 is the equivalent of 20 divided by 5
#28 - kiaserzerg (08/19/2014) [-]
awesome. i will tell you 100% honestly. i probably wont remember that. my brother tried explaining it that way, its just multiplication in reverse. my brain is just like "da fuck". might have been the time i got hit in the head with a cinder block, actually thats a good probability. but some people are really good at some things, and others arent. take you for example, im certain there are things people can do allright that you just can not do.
#29 - semidemon (08/19/2014) [-]
well that sucks...
maybe you should write this down somewhere and look at it to remind yourself whenever you need it, memento style
as for me, i cant recall anything right now that i just cant do that others can (assuming of course its something that the average person is capable of)
User avatar #8 - dabronydude (08/18/2014) [-]
but this is the same as lego level of putting shit together with a few screws,
not sure if one part fits in another? or how to put a part in? hundreds of tutorials out there.
you are saying that if you gave someone 7 big lego bits and 20 small bits they would never
be able to put it together despite having a dozen guides in every single form?
#9 - kiaserzerg (08/18/2014) [-]
its a fair decent chance. after all, remember how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that. as my friend tells me, division is just multiplication in reverse, and i still dont fucking get it. when it comes to something like this, im pretty sure if you misalign some wires, or at the least mislocate even a small part, the entire things is shot.
User avatar #10 - dabronydude (08/18/2014) [-]
maybe so.
#4 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
Some people not only can but they share their knowledge with others. I bet if you want to you can find guides on for instance Youtube.
#13 - casul 08/17/2014 on Brodents 0
#31 - I need to know the context  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on [LICKING INTENSIFIES] +1
#37 - KrazyKitteh (08/18/2014) [-]
It's edited, but if you don't know the character, he's obsessed with dolphins and marine animals to the point where he became a marine biologist
#4 - Is this game any good ? im thinking of buying it pic …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on but-t-t its supposed to be... 0
#5 - grama (08/17/2014) [-]
Have you ever played the Gothic series or Risen 2
if yes buy it if no,dont
i recomend trying it on piratebay so you dont make a mistake of wasting your money on a shity 2008 broken game
#1734 - **jizzonmypants rolls 945,633** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#1731 - Comment deleted 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#43 - Cuz magic sucks 08/13/2014 on Photoshop thread 0
#38 - I actually prefer … 08/13/2014 on close enough +2

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