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jizzmonster

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:6/06/2015
Location:Wisconsin
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Comment Thumbs: 2597 total,  3119 ,  522
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Level 19 Content: New Here → Level 20 Content: Peasant
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Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:656
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Favorite Tags: mashed potatoes (4)

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#31 - Picture 07/21/2013 on Sharing is caring 0
#38 - Why would he get disqualified? If he has the most votes by the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Currently on 4chan.... 0
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#40 - inanimateobject (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, it shouldn't matter who wins as long as the game has been played fair, but this generation is a bunch of greedy self-centered cunts. It wouldn't surprise me if Charles is disqualified because it was "rigged", and then some swagfag bitch gets to go.
#981 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +13
#88 - What if they are painting it white?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Help -2
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#97 - xgarthx (07/14/2013) [-]
The rollers are blue, and they would be stepping on wet paint.
#87 - Picture 07/14/2013 on Help +3
#2497 - Picture 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
#2412 - But he killed a guy  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY -3
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#2516 - mattmenzo (07/14/2013) [-]
more like 3/5 of a guy
#2492 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Brick killed a guy with a trident
#2497 - jizzmonster (07/14/2013) [-]
#2487 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
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#2462 - Sockopolis (07/14/2013) [-]
A guy that was trying to kill him.
#61 - Why is the bottom of the pool always a shade of blue? to make…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Help +18
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#101 - solidderking (07/14/2013) [-]
because thats watermelon rosa, which atracts black people

just a joke
#85 - gurtol (07/14/2013) [-]
If i ever have a pool it's going to stay empty so i can skate it!
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#76 - heartlessrobot (07/14/2013) [-]
I'd go for orange or pink.
#70 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Water is clear dumbass, blue is just a reflection of the sky
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#71 - shadowhorn (07/14/2013) [-]
The ocean is blue because water absorbs colors in the red part of the light spectrum. Like a filter, this leaves behind colors in the blue part of the light spectrum for us to see.

The ocean may also take on green, red, or other hues as light bounces off of floating sediments and particles in the water.

Most of the ocean, however, is completely dark. Hardly any light penetrates deeper than 200 meters (656 feet), and no light penetrates deeper than 1,000 meters (3,280 feet ).
#87 - jizzmonster (07/14/2013) [-]
#69 - KingTroll (07/14/2013) [-]
darker colors make the pool look dirty. my family just moved and the pool we have is a very dark turqouise gray, and it made the pool look so gross that you dont wanna even swim in it. but i like the red color you chose looks awesome
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#67 - morbidbreath (07/14/2013) [-]
black sounds pretty cool
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#79 - scotlandhome (07/14/2013) [-]
black would absorb more heat and probably keep the pool warmer, and not have to pay for the pool to be heated. and you could put some awesome blacklight shit in there for night swimming.
#2615 - *roll porn* 07/10/2013 on Thumb Orgy +10
#101 - Picture 07/09/2013 on screencap your desktop +2