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jizzeverywhere

Last status update:
So, I guess I'm off to Mexico soon, I'll miss you FJ.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/02/2012
Last Login:7/01/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2492
Comment Ranking:#2212
Highest Content Rank:#2475
Highest Comment Rank:#1654
Content Thumbs: 608 total,  749 ,  141
Comment Thumbs: 2133 total,  2209 ,  76
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 50 Content: Sammich eater → Level 51 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:67345
Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:355
FJ Points:1386
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    I made an art I made an art
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    Nigger thread anyone? Nigger thread anyone?
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    Dora the Exploder Dora the Exploder
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    This title is too strong This title is too strong
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    My first OC My first OC

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    How the fuck? How the fuck?
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    MFW I see a hot girl. MFW I see a hot girl.

latest user's comments

#1758 - Comment deleted 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#665 - **jizzeverywhere used "*roll picture*"** **jizzeverywhere r… 06/29/2015 on These are your new PARENTS 0
#240 - I don't think it's an issue with those groups, rather, everyon… 06/28/2015 on Browsing the internet today 0
#238 - I feel like you missed my point...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Browsing the internet today 0
User avatar #239 - unkownthous (06/28/2015) [-]
Think about it. Don't those things pretty much have a lot in common. The people who support it will react unjustly to anyone who doesn't, they both come up with unreasonable causes and activities, and all 3 are argued about the ethics and justice of them.
User avatar #240 - jizzeverywhere (06/28/2015) [-]
I don't think it's an issue with those groups, rather, everyone is just a dick. We're all kinda hardwired to hate people who oppose us, and that's fine, but it'd be nice if people saw the hipocracy in their ways. Even I'm a piece of shit, but at least I know it.
#8 - Whenever I say this to people they think I'm a nasty homophobi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Browsing the internet today +12
User avatar #189 - unkownthous (06/28/2015) [-]
this world just has terrible judgement. It's why feminist exists, Interracial dating and marriage, and fat acceptance.
User avatar #238 - jizzeverywhere (06/28/2015) [-]
I feel like you missed my point...
User avatar #239 - unkownthous (06/28/2015) [-]
Think about it. Don't those things pretty much have a lot in common. The people who support it will react unjustly to anyone who doesn't, they both come up with unreasonable causes and activities, and all 3 are argued about the ethics and justice of them.
User avatar #240 - jizzeverywhere (06/28/2015) [-]
I don't think it's an issue with those groups, rather, everyone is just a dick. We're all kinda hardwired to hate people who oppose us, and that's fine, but it'd be nice if people saw the hipocracy in their ways. Even I'm a piece of shit, but at least I know it.
User avatar #9 - platinumaltaria (06/27/2015) [-]
That's because even suggesting that gay people might be wrong is a crime punishable by death.
#56 - Their heads are so small, and their eyes are so huge. Their ey… 06/27/2015 on FJ Admin & Mods Fan Art 0
#523 - **jizzeverywhere used "*roll picture*"** **jizzeverywhere r… 06/27/2015 on This is your new husband 0
#26 - You take things to heart, dontcha? 06/24/2015 on They're aware of us +1
#20 - There's a traitor among us 06/24/2015 on They're aware of us +3
#8 - Well, some guy I know has a psn by the name of kinokun22, I se…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on They're aware of us 0
#9 - kinokun (06/24/2015) [-]
tell him the original is on the way.
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#57 - cunninglinguist (05/09/2015) [-]
*from packing avocados to packing a glock
User avatar #58 to #57 - jizzeverywhere (05/09/2015) [-]
Dawg, you're always on point with these sick maymays.
User avatar #59 to #58 - cunninglinguist (05/09/2015) [-]
I'm the meme master
#52 - cunninglinguist (04/18/2015) [-]
Thought of you, ya filthy Mexican
Thought of you, ya filthy Mexican
User avatar #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #6 to #4 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I mean, um... Hey.
User avatar #54 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #55 to #54 - jizzeverywhere (05/01/2015) [-]
Nano as your profile now,, huh? I approve!
User avatar #56 to #55 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
hehe thanks >.<
User avatar #5 to #4 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Glorious booty boy, I welcome you to my humble account.
User avatar #8 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
h-hello?..
User avatar #9 to #8 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE?
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
huh?.. @.@
User avatar #11 to #10 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
The answer is simple... No. Thank you for trying though! There is no runner-up prize!
User avatar #12 to #11 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #13 to #12 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Well that was our show for tonight, let's show our contestants some love! Except for the short one with the cute butt, don't show that one any love.
User avatar #14 to #13 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
D:
Why :c
User avatar #15 to #14 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Because, that ass is too cute not to be a girl's yo! How do you even make sense? Cute butt, penis?
User avatar #16 to #15 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
sorry >.<
User avatar #17 to #16 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You gonna be a full on trap? Bruh, you could probably make some cash that way.
User avatar #18 to #17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
That sounds nice but I don't have the money for dresses and stuff...
User avatar #19 to #18 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Ahh, that's unfortunate, you should save up, it might be worth it in the long run... For you and people who have trap fetishes.
User avatar #20 to #19 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Maybe one day I can find a nice guy who will dress me up and stuff..
or a girl if they're into that...
User avatar #21 to #20 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Sorry if I seem offensive by the way, I legitimately mean it, if you would want something like that, do it!
User avatar #22 to #21 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
it sounds nice..
User avatar #23 to #22 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You got the booty, that's good enough for now.
User avatar #24 to #23 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
thank you >//>
User avatar #25 to #24 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
No problem, I'm not about to be a dick about something you seem to enjoy doing. Now, keep showing the world that you got a booty, and you're proud of your booty!
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Eheheh
User avatar #7 to #5 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
>///>
User avatar #27 to #7 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I saw your latest picture by the way... Why you gotta make me question myself?
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Im sorry..
User avatar #29 to #28 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
You should be proud, it takes a very convincing booty to do that! Flaunt it! Be proud lil ***** !
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Im glad you like it >.<
User avatar #31 to #30 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
That's the spiritt! Keep me updated on that booty!
User avatar #32 to #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
s-so how tall are you?
User avatar #33 to #32 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
6'4"..... Or is it 6"4'? I'm fairly tall, you?
User avatar #34 to #33 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Wow you're like a whole foot taller than me >.<
I'm just under 5'5"..
User avatar #35 to #34 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
That would explain a lot about your femme physique. That's a fairly average height though!
User avatar #37 to #35 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Actually thats even under average height for a girl...
User avatar #38 to #37 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Is it? All my female friends are midgets then. Ha!
User avatar #39 to #38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Average female height is 5'5"
User avatar #40 to #39 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Most of my female friends are 5'2" or below, it's kinda funny actually. I personally like smaller girls... Not younger, just shorter.
User avatar #41 to #40 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I think tall people are cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Why, thank you, thank you very much. Our tastes suit eachother.
User avatar #43 to #42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
ehehe >//<
User avatar #44 to #43 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Glad I got to meet you, even if it's only over FJ, you seem pretty cool.
User avatar #45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
thank you eheh
User avatar #36 to #35 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
not for a boy...
User avatar #46 to #36 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
Do you have anywhere I could keep messaging you? It'd be nice to chat somewhere that isn't the comment section of my profile, wouldn't it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
skype?..
User avatar #48 to #47 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I have a skype, though kik would be better, do you have a kik?
User avatar #49 to #48 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I hate using my cellphone...
User avatar #50 to #49 - jizzeverywhere (04/10/2015) [-]
I'll try remembering my skype info
User avatar #51 to #50 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
okie..
User avatar #2 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
2nd
User avatar #1 - TheInvader (02/13/2015) [-]
fag
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