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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/05/2009
Last Login:5/06/2015
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#22 - The originally quote was, "The blood of the covenant is t… 05/01/2015 on Tito was a sick fuck +2
#6 - I call ******** . His heart rate probably wouldn't even …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2015 on It gets boring in hospitals +14
User avatar #63 - wallbuilder (04/28/2015) [-]
You don't even know his condition for being in the hospital. High heart rate(Even above normal) could've been indicative of an emergency. Also #23.
#60 - Common Pepe (04/28/2015) [-]
It's possible the machine detected a sudden change in HR, not necessarily one 120+ bpm, and set the alarm off. That said, tumblr is known for making stuff up for internet points.
User avatar #44 - cackrel (04/28/2015) [-]
I mean, I remember the time when I came out of surgery and I started doing push ups and shit.
The doctors said I would be weird for a couple of days after it.
2 many dregs.
User avatar #52 - helterskeletor (04/28/2015) [-]
How do you not understand most of the shit on Tumblr is attention whoring bullshit they probably just now made up
#48 - artyomthebadass has deleted their comment.
#23 - Common Pepe (04/27/2015) [-]
>hes not a world-class masturbation-athlete
200 bpm easy when i got a waifu-session m8
User avatar #22 - YoursTruley (04/27/2015) [-]
why would someone lie like that, on the internet of all places!
#22 - Bro, 1 unit is 1/100th of a mL It'll only take about 2 or … 04/20/2015 on Diabetus +1
#24 - Is that 2004 picture, the lead singer of Sum 41? Derrick Whibley? 03/27/2015 on Assorted Internets #11 0
#7 - They do get paid for life, even if they were only in Congress …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Politics +7
#20 - legomant (03/06/2015) [-]
Wall of text inbound:

Federal law actually prohibits members of Congress from receiving their full salary when they leave office, with the max they can receive being 80% (a limit which would take 67 years to reach). In order to collect a pension a congressman must be 62, or at best 50 with 20 years of service. The minimum time to collect pension is five years in congress, meaning three terms for a representative or one term for a senator, and their pension is based on the highest three years of their salaries and they receive a 1.7% multiplier for the first twenty years of service. So say that you were to go and serve the minimum time required (let's say one term as a senator for simplicity) the base salary is $172,443, so you multiply that by 6 years times 0.017 which gives you a pension of $17,588, which again is only availble after you are 62 years old.
#37 - angelusprimus (03/07/2015) [-]
Its not that simple either.
you earn the right for congress pension after 5 years in congress. But you can add your work time anywhere to your work in congress for basis of calculating your pension.
Lets say you are a car salesman for 40 years, you started when you were 19. You serve three terms in congress and earn a congress pension.
Calculation is based on three best years of earning, but their entire work age goes into the calculation. He would end up with about 75% of congressman salary, even if first 40 years of his life he only made 20k a year.
#64 - protip: It was awful 02/07/2015 on Scrubs +19
#60 - HAHAHAHAHA he thinks there was a 9th season  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Scrubs +43
User avatar #63 - nimativ (02/07/2015) [-]
I didn't watch all seasons (yet), but I downloaded torrent and there are 9 seasons.
#88 - Common Pepe (02/08/2015) [-]
it's a virus
User avatar #79 - zealotgold (02/08/2015) [-]
8 seasons...only 8
#122 - nimativ (02/08/2015) [-]
Here is the screenshot, I opened one, they are real episodes. I found on the internet, that 9th season is actually "Scrubs: Interns" and it is terrible. I don't understand why that many thumbs down. I didn't know that before
User avatar #126 - zealotgold (02/09/2015) [-]
all good and nah season 9 is just shit haha
User avatar #64 - jinchuuriki (02/07/2015) [-]
protip: It was awful
#18 - Awesome game, loved how it was 10/10 yet as far as I know it w… 02/06/2015 on Posting Paint 0
#16 - Too bad the MC sucked balls, it had great potential  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Then and Now 0
#77 - animango (02/07/2015) [-]
The MC wins by punching people in the face, what's not to like?
#5 - Truly amazing that somebody would rice out an overpriced toyobaru. lel  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Tron Car -7
User avatar #124 - kevinator (01/23/2015) [-]
How is it overpriced? it's only like 25 to 30 gs
#49 - blueboysixnine (01/23/2015) [-]
"overpriced" he says

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