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Date Signed Up:8/17/2012
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    Coincidence? Coincidence?
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    Some people are stupid... Some people are stupid...
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    My first comic My first comic
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    something i made something i made

latest user's comments

#25 - Morgan Freeman would be wonderful 6 hours ago on Jump Motherfucker! 0
#35 - omg do i praise i praise all the time 7 hours ago on Shocking Death +4
#7 - Picture 7 hours ago on British army's secret weapon 0
#57 - no problem, its mine currently also 7 hours ago on *relevant title* +1
#46 - for Mother Russia!  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on *relevant title* +3
User avatar #53 - xxDanvelxx (8 hours ago) [-]
thanks for new wallpaper
User avatar #57 - jimmytwoshoes (7 hours ago) [-]
no problem, its mine currently also
#29 - hasnt gotten me anywhere... 6'1, 140lbs and been looking for a…  [+] (8 new replies) 11 hours ago on How important it is to be... 0
User avatar #30 - darksideofthebeast (11 hours ago) [-]
6'3 250lbs
I know that feel, bro.
#33 - venomousvalentine (10 hours ago) [-]

Several job offers. Declined.

Swag bitch.
User avatar #34 - darksideofthebeast (10 hours ago) [-]
At least I got one talent, guitar playing.

0 job offers, all declined.
User avatar #35 - venomousvalentine (10 hours ago) [-]
And I play piano. But that's just a hobby.

What kind of job are you looking for?
User avatar #36 - darksideofthebeast (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't really know, I am going to become a volunteer fire fighter when I move.

But as far as a real job goes, I want something that is physical labor.
Something that occupies me and I don't have to have meaningless talks with people.
I don't like people in real life, introversion swag.
User avatar #37 - venomousvalentine (10 hours ago) [-]
Oh I had a job like that. I processed things that got sold to pet stores / tropical fish stores, both living and otherwise.

That kind of job is nice because you can listen to music and you don't much have to depend on other people.

I just wasn't as good with the heavy lifting. I always got a co-worker to do that for me.
User avatar #38 - darksideofthebeast (10 hours ago) [-]
See, I can lift heavy things and that is why I have no problem with a job like that.
Also, music is my favorite thing, so that is another plus, I want to listen to music while working too...

Sounds interesting,, I don't even know where to begin to look.
I'm moving and I'm only 16, so a lot of jobs are out of the picture.
#39 - venomousvalentine (10 hours ago) [-]
Man you're 16 and 6'3"?
I've been 5'5" since middleschool and I'm 18.
Genetics are a bitch.

Try finding a job at a music store.
A lot of collectors still buy music, and people who are passionate about music. I've bought a few records myself. It'd be a place to meet interesting people with similar interests, grab some of the merchandise at a possibly lowered price if your boss is rad, and I'm sure most of the job will involve stocking shelves.

Not to mention business would probably always be slow so most of the job would be pretty chill so you can sit back and peace.
#4 - If you have an enchanted sword you can damage ghosts, just don… 11 hours ago on Whoa +1
#14 - thats a dude...  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Everyone has a monster... 0
User avatar #16 - bendeman (6 hours ago) [-]
That is NOT a dude, that is a Hideyoshi.
#15 - wumbido (7 hours ago) [-]
#44 - best Girls und Panzer  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on *relevant title* +4
User avatar #45 - holeymoley (10 hours ago) [-]
#46 - jimmytwoshoes (9 hours ago) [-]
for Mother Russia!
User avatar #53 - xxDanvelxx (8 hours ago) [-]
thanks for new wallpaper
User avatar #57 - jimmytwoshoes (7 hours ago) [-]
no problem, its mine currently also
#67 - yeah but she was "dead" for like most of the f… 11 hours ago on ooohhh 0
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User avatar #40 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
So I hear you need a moose that's ready to ride into battle..
will you gift me a couple things? the beholder looks awesome, as well as all of those shiny stones
#41 to #40 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Not sure why this didn't load the first time....
User avatar #38 - helloise (05/31/2014) [-]
You fucking nigger.
User avatar #39 to #38 - jimmytwoshoes (06/01/2014) [-]
damn it helloise! stop being evil and such
#37 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
S/O for using one of my None Piece gifs. Trying to work on more after months of being busy. It's an oddly great feeling seeing it on FJ.
User avatar #3 - phanact (08/27/2012) [-]
Thread maxed out

Pinkie pie is okay
User avatar #33 to #3 - jimmytwoshoes (12/04/2013) [-]
heh i remember this thread :3 I still have phanact on my profile!
User avatar #34 to #33 - phanact (12/04/2013) [-]
Yea its because when you delete all your profile comments, mine tend to get undeleted all at once
User avatar #35 to #34 - jimmytwoshoes (12/04/2013) [-]
meh im fine with it. I still like you phanact, dont worry =o youre not totally hated
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