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#221 - Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky… 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
#215 - I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens s…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
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#219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
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#221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#25 - **jimmyjab rolls 96** Do it right thunder twat 10/19/2013 on Scorpion is a dick 0
#207 - The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandau…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
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#219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
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#221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#200 - Wait, how is it 3:02 where you're at but 3:13 where I am... …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
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#204 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
What year is it for you? I must look further on this subject! it took me a while to write this one. I suck at spelling, but I have a huge vocabulary.
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#207 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandaughter, she's doing fine. Are you foreign as well?
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
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#219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar
#221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#194 - Wait, why were you gonna do the inside out food stomach thing …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
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#197 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that it is 3:02 in the morning where I am at (I had not checked the time in hours), I was imagining some porn from the deepest darkest places of the internet. Too much exposure I guess I don't want to get into great detail as to what I was preparing my physiology for, the nets are fucked up at night every where you go
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#200 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Wait, how is it 3:02 where you're at but 3:13 where I am... This raises many questions Does the time space continuum contain an alternate time zone where people are trapped 8 minutes behind a time zone?
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#204 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
What year is it for you? I must look further on this subject! it took me a while to write this one. I suck at spelling, but I have a huge vocabulary.
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#207 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandaughter, she's doing fine. Are you foreign as well?
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
User avatar
#219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar
#221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#188 - Atomic Anal Waffle?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous 0
#191 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
The name works for me. Your gif took a few seconds to load. In those few seconds, I had read you comment and had prepared my self to throw up on my computer; however, it was for naught.
#194 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Wait, why were you gonna do the inside out food stomach thing that you described? You do not enjoy atomic anal waffles to the same extent as I? I thought we had something going for us...
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#197 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that it is 3:02 in the morning where I am at (I had not checked the time in hours), I was imagining some porn from the deepest darkest places of the internet. Too much exposure I guess I don't want to get into great detail as to what I was preparing my physiology for, the nets are fucked up at night every where you go
User avatar
#200 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Wait, how is it 3:02 where you're at but 3:13 where I am... This raises many questions Does the time space continuum contain an alternate time zone where people are trapped 8 minutes behind a time zone?
User avatar
#204 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
What year is it for you? I must look further on this subject! it took me a while to write this one. I suck at spelling, but I have a huge vocabulary.
User avatar
#207 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandaughter, she's doing fine. Are you foreign as well?
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
User avatar
#219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar
#221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
#140 - Atomic Anus... It's quite catchy.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Rename anonymous +3
#187 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
Atomic waffle can work too...
#188 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Atomic Anal Waffle?
#191 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
The name works for me. Your gif took a few seconds to load. In those few seconds, I had read you comment and had prepared my self to throw up on my computer; however, it was for naught.
#194 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Wait, why were you gonna do the inside out food stomach thing that you described? You do not enjoy atomic anal waffles to the same extent as I? I thought we had something going for us...
User avatar
#197 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that it is 3:02 in the morning where I am at (I had not checked the time in hours), I was imagining some porn from the deepest darkest places of the internet. Too much exposure I guess I don't want to get into great detail as to what I was preparing my physiology for, the nets are fucked up at night every where you go
User avatar
#200 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Wait, how is it 3:02 where you're at but 3:13 where I am... This raises many questions Does the time space continuum contain an alternate time zone where people are trapped 8 minutes behind a time zone?
User avatar
#204 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
What year is it for you? I must look further on this subject! it took me a while to write this one. I suck at spelling, but I have a huge vocabulary.
User avatar
#207 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
The year 3000... You know, I think I've met your great grandaughter, she's doing fine. Are you foreign as well?
#213 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
'Are you foreign as well?' What the hell is that supposed to mean? I was born on this planet just like every other natural born human! I am not like those alien hybrid scum! I am a pure earth born human! Doctor who reference if you watch the show.
#215 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
I mean if you wanna get all hecka technical we're all aliens since we invade different habitats and aren't born into the specific ecosystem we reside in since we have the ability to adapt we integrate but we never become natural. We're all dangerous motherfuckers... That image is a Breaking Bad reference
User avatar
#219 - cdsams (10/19/2013) [-]
I am yet to watch Breaking Bad. Waiting for Netflix to have the whole show I have trouble seeing a guy in tight clothing and roller skats being on a show like that.
User avatar
#221 - jimmyjab (10/19/2013) [-]
Bryan Cranston was the perfect choice for the show. His snarky attitude and sassiness brought a boatload of depth to Breaking Bad. I mean how you can have balls of steel at a drug deal and still be humorous secretly? He's like Jebus or sumthing
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#10 - I think it might be a pipe. You put whatever substance you wan… 10/18/2013 on WHAT IS THIS THING?! +1