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Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#37 - Breh...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
#35 - Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. Whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
#33 - I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a ne…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #34 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
#35 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
#31 - Something way under my level - Computer Sales Consultant at Be…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
sounds like you're good at what you do.
#33 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a necessary part of a healthy person! I think I might try and race myself to see how far I can get into a normie career before I go back to college in a couple years. It'll be a good memory, I think!
User avatar #34 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
#35 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
#29 - Eh. Whether I wake up late is to be seen. My shift today start…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #30 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
what do you do?
#31 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Something way under my level - Computer Sales Consultant at Bestbuy.

Got hired into it a week ago. I finished 28 hours of online courses in under 10 hours. Then on my second and third days I familiarized myself with the stock. Then on the fourth day, I proceeded to more than double the sales of the average FT employee on a slow day as a new employee. Where new hires are expected to move around 100USD in goods on their first 8 hour day, I moved more than 2.800USD in fewer than seven hours.

Like legitimately this job is kek lmao so easy. I'm expecting the stores in the area to start fighting over me, which will be hilarious, but I think that I will only move jobs after I build my new rig. Bestbuy offers computer parts at 5% above cost, meaning that I will be able to construct my own 3000 dollar PC for around 1500 if I stick with this company for a month. After that, who knows? I'll probably work for some place where I can make commission. 12.87 is pathetic compared to what I'm qualified to make, but damn, those discounts. Also I needed to re-establish myself in the workforce because I'm coming out of a ~2 year unemployment because I took some time off to 'find myself'.
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
sounds like you're good at what you do.
#33 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a necessary part of a healthy person! I think I might try and race myself to see how far I can get into a normie career before I go back to college in a couple years. It'll be a good memory, I think!
User avatar #34 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
#35 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
#27 - Good. I should be sleeping though. I don't like waking up late…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #28 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
I woke up late too.
#29 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Eh. Whether I wake up late is to be seen. My shift today starts at 1300, and it's 0120 right now, so I've got some leeway.
User avatar #30 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
what do you do?
#31 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Something way under my level - Computer Sales Consultant at Bestbuy.

Got hired into it a week ago. I finished 28 hours of online courses in under 10 hours. Then on my second and third days I familiarized myself with the stock. Then on the fourth day, I proceeded to more than double the sales of the average FT employee on a slow day as a new employee. Where new hires are expected to move around 100USD in goods on their first 8 hour day, I moved more than 2.800USD in fewer than seven hours.

Like legitimately this job is kek lmao so easy. I'm expecting the stores in the area to start fighting over me, which will be hilarious, but I think that I will only move jobs after I build my new rig. Bestbuy offers computer parts at 5% above cost, meaning that I will be able to construct my own 3000 dollar PC for around 1500 if I stick with this company for a month. After that, who knows? I'll probably work for some place where I can make commission. 12.87 is pathetic compared to what I'm qualified to make, but damn, those discounts. Also I needed to re-establish myself in the workforce because I'm coming out of a ~2 year unemployment because I took some time off to 'find myself'.
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
sounds like you're good at what you do.
#33 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a necessary part of a healthy person! I think I might try and race myself to see how far I can get into a normie career before I go back to college in a couple years. It'll be a good memory, I think!
User avatar #34 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
#35 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
#36 - Alright.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Prepare for trouble and... +16
#48 - thefates (06/28/2015) [-]
You're supposed to pointlessly argue!
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#76 - dudelolz (06/28/2015) [-]
#13 - I did not anticipate this outcome. 06/28/2015 on Dave Grohl +4
#34 - Really? I thought it was awful.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Prepare for trouble and... +3
User avatar #52 - nickypickle (06/28/2015) [-]
^^^
User avatar #35 - lorithilio (06/28/2015) [-]
Well, you know, everyone is entitled to their own tastes and opinions. I'm not gonna say it was without its issues, but I enjoyed it overall. One of the funnier anime I've watched.
#36 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Alright.
#48 - thefates (06/28/2015) [-]
You're supposed to pointlessly argue!
#75 - dudelolz (06/28/2015) [-]
#76 - dudelolz (06/28/2015) [-]
#25 - H.. hi....  [+] (13 new replies) 06/28/2015 on jiltist's profile 0
User avatar #26 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
how are you
#27 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Good. I should be sleeping though. I don't like waking up late with any regularity. Shit's unhealthy.
User avatar #28 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
I woke up late too.
#29 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Eh. Whether I wake up late is to be seen. My shift today starts at 1300, and it's 0120 right now, so I've got some leeway.
User avatar #30 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
what do you do?
#31 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Something way under my level - Computer Sales Consultant at Bestbuy.

Got hired into it a week ago. I finished 28 hours of online courses in under 10 hours. Then on my second and third days I familiarized myself with the stock. Then on the fourth day, I proceeded to more than double the sales of the average FT employee on a slow day as a new employee. Where new hires are expected to move around 100USD in goods on their first 8 hour day, I moved more than 2.800USD in fewer than seven hours.

Like legitimately this job is kek lmao so easy. I'm expecting the stores in the area to start fighting over me, which will be hilarious, but I think that I will only move jobs after I build my new rig. Bestbuy offers computer parts at 5% above cost, meaning that I will be able to construct my own 3000 dollar PC for around 1500 if I stick with this company for a month. After that, who knows? I'll probably work for some place where I can make commission. 12.87 is pathetic compared to what I'm qualified to make, but damn, those discounts. Also I needed to re-establish myself in the workforce because I'm coming out of a ~2 year unemployment because I took some time off to 'find myself'.
User avatar #32 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
sounds like you're good at what you do.
#33 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a necessary part of a healthy person! I think I might try and race myself to see how far I can get into a normie career before I go back to college in a couple years. It'll be a good memory, I think!
User avatar #34 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
#35 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 - jiltist (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 - venomousvalentine (06/28/2015) [-]
:c

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#25 to #24 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
H.. hi....
User avatar #26 to #25 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
how are you
#27 to #26 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Good. I should be sleeping though. I don't like waking up late with any regularity. ****** unhealthy.
User avatar #28 to #27 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
I woke up late too.
#29 to #28 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Eh. Whether I wake up late is to be seen. My shift today starts at 1300, and it's 0120 right now, so I've got some leeway.
User avatar #30 to #29 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
what do you do?
#31 to #30 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Something way under my level - Computer Sales Consultant at Bestbuy.

Got hired into it a week ago. I finished 28 hours of online courses in under 10 hours. Then on my second and third days I familiarized myself with the stock. Then on the fourth day, I proceeded to more than double the sales of the average FT employee on a slow day as a new employee. Where new hires are expected to move around 100USD in goods on their first 8 hour day, I moved more than 2.800USD in fewer than seven hours.

Like legitimately this job is kek lmao so easy. I'm expecting the stores in the area to start fighting over me, which will be hilarious, but I think that I will only move jobs after I build my new rig. Bestbuy offers computer parts at 5% above cost, meaning that I will be able to construct my own 3000 dollar PC for around 1500 if I stick with this company for a month. After that, who knows? I'll probably work for some place where I can make commission. 12.87 is pathetic compared to what I'm qualified to make, but damn, those discounts. Also I needed to re-establish myself in the workforce because I'm coming out of a ~2 year unemployment because I took some time off to 'find myself'.
User avatar #32 to #31 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
sounds like you're good at what you do.
#33 to #32 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
I try hard to excel in whatever I do. I think ambition is a necessary part of a healthy person! I think I might try and race myself to see how far I can get into a normie career before I go back to college in a couple years. It'll be a good memory, I think!
User avatar #34 to #33 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Im a shutin that doesnt do much.
#35 to #34 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Change it up, bruh! Be the change that you expect in life. When your goals seem distant, aim high and keep a steady hand.
User avatar #36 to #35 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
but thats effort... I like relaxing.
#37 to #36 - jiltist ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
Breh...
User avatar #38 to #37 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #22 - frets (05/29/2015) [-]
why did you post an oiled nonhuman ass picture 2new2.fjcdn.com/comments/5560894+_1aaf8f6f3942a531c4f3bf1b70a25baf.jpg
do you have the source for said picture
#23 to #22 - jiltist ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I posted it for reasons. The sauce is a friend's commission.

I crop it all the time to poke fun at him.
#20 to #18 - jiltist ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Are those my s-sheets?
#21 to #20 - mudkipfucker (02/12/2015) [-]
why yes   
yes they are
why yes
yes they are
#14 - whitelapras (02/09/2015) [-]
hey i didnt know you were famous

************
#15 to #14 - mudkipfucker (02/09/2015) [-]
mrw  jiltist
mrw jiltist
#13 - akho (02/08/2015) [-]
You're not a total faggot, I like you.
#8 - mudkipfucker (01/27/2015) [-]
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#9 to #8 - jiltist ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
... But I love you. ...
#10 to #9 - mudkipfucker (01/27/2015) [-]
i love you too
#11 to #10 - jiltist ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yes, ever since a long time ago, I've been enamored with you.

私はあなたと恋に落ちたんだ。
#12 to #11 - mudkipfucker (01/27/2015) [-]
私は野生の種馬のようにあなたに愛を作りたい
私は野生の種馬のようにあなたに愛を作りたい
#16 to #12 - jiltist ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
How do you like me now, 			************		!?
How do you like me now, ************ !?
#17 to #16 - mudkipfucker (02/09/2015) [-]
... and you smell like an Elephant's butt
i dont hate you
#5 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
sorry to pop in unannounced
#6 to #5 - jiltist ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh what a surprise!
#7 to #6 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
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#1 - tarnis (12/17/2013) [-]
Been looking for me?
Been looking for me?
#2 to #1 - jiltist ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
MMMMMMMM yessssssssssssssssssssssss
MMMMMMMM yessssssssssssssssssssssss
#3 to #2 - tarnis (12/17/2013) [-]
how terrifying.
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