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#6 - Honestly, that's a vastly inferior substitute. Like honestly, … 11/21/2014 on Taking off yo shirt -1
#3 - Actually I always take my shirt off when I poop because I alwa…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Taking off yo shirt 0
#5 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
I think I got an awesome invetion for you.
Tired of brown butt after sitting on the toilette? Want to get a clean butt, but no time for showering? Well tehn we got the invetion for you!

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#6 - jiltist (11/21/2014) [-]
Honestly, that's a vastly inferior substitute. Like honestly, if somebody shit on your face, would you wipe it off with a rag and call it good? No, you'd wash your face with soap and water.

Same standard of cleanliness should apply to all other areas of the body.
#7 - So he bought the 55 gallon drum of lube?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Admin's Amazon Links +13
#9 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
or as much as he could of this still lube
#4 - Source?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Flithy Ganji +2
#10 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]
The thread that started it all - https://archive.moe/a/thread/70719764/
artist pixiv - www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=486354
User avatar #11 - tepidteal (11/20/2014) [-]
Forgot to log in, man.
#17 - >Buy dead goliath beetles online >Revive dead goliat…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Thinking these up is fun. +26
#18 - nufull (11/20/2014) [-]
>place fruit in president's conference room
>learn all the nation's secrets
*top 15 useless superpowers.
User avatar #21 - cdm (11/20/2014) [-]
>get really smart
>read own mind
*top 14 useless superpowers
User avatar #24 - Kelthuzar (11/20/2014) [-]
>Control remote control
>It does not specify or limit to any kind of a remote control
>Telepathicl control over the input devices of pretty much any tech you can have, build or afford
*top 13 useless superpowers


User avatar #26 - Kelthuzar (11/20/2014) [-]
Absorb bad luck
>absorb all of the bad luck from one of your friends
>conduct a test to find out of luck absorb has a duration, and if it does, simply wait it out for the effect to ran of in a "relatively safe" environment
Either way
>your friend becomes supper lucky
>he plays the lottery, gambles or w/e
>wins?
User avatar #29 - scopepp (11/20/2014) [-]
Super slow-mo
>slow down mind
>think ultra fast
*top 12 useless superpowers
User avatar #30 - nintendolover (11/20/2014) [-]
Invisibility in the dark
>remain undetected by night vision
*top 11 useless superpowers
#34 - viralxenomorph (11/20/2014) [-]
Turn into a laptop forever
>Become good at programming
>Connect to cloud
>exponentilay increase intelligence as your conciousness shifts
through the interwebz
*top 10 useless superpowers
#40 - darkeco (11/20/2014) [-]
**darkeco rolled image** thought you were gonna say leak all the celebrity nudes once you connect to the cloud.
User avatar #36 - senoldlx (11/20/2014) [-]
Invisibility in the dark
>wait till it's dark outside
>rob anything you want
>spy on anyone you want
*top 9 useless superpowers
User avatar #37 - senoldlx (11/20/2014) [-]
trash detection
>detect bottles which have deposit
>infinite cash
'top 8 useless superpowers
User avatar #39 - darkeco (11/20/2014) [-]
1 second strength
>rely on only pushing and puncching things
>dont pick up cars
*top 7 useless superpowers
User avatar #55 - puut (11/20/2014) [-]
Instant Hair Loss
>Bet people that you can control when to lose hair
>Win bet
>Wait for hair to grow back
>Profit
top 6 useless superpowers*
User avatar #60 - thefates (11/20/2014) [-]
It's actually still top 7 because senoldlx repeated a power.
User avatar #113 - senoldlx (11/21/2014) [-]
dayum
User avatar #97 - broale (11/21/2014) [-]
top 8. darkeco did also.
User avatar #98 - thefates (11/21/2014) [-]
Not on this comment chain.
User avatar #100 - broale (11/21/2014) [-]
I quote angelicdemon
"Walking around in a warzone some fuck tries to cut you open 1 second super-strength punch into the jaw, neck snaps back dies instantly maybe does a backflip maybe goes flying.

*Top 17 useless superpowers."
User avatar #101 - thefates (11/21/2014) [-]
Ah. I missed it because it wasn't at the beginning of his comment.
User avatar #61 - puut (11/20/2014) [-]
What a Shnolk.
#10072983 - This is a 2014 comment. 11/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#1 - That's a pretty gnarly dildo, OP. 11/19/2014 on Volcano eruption from above 0
#2 - Imagine penetrating its molten core.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Pizza Cone +12
#12 - spleed (11/20/2014) [-]
>when you finally get there
User avatar #10 - gayboard (11/20/2014) [-]
Imagine me penetrating your molten core.
#3 - tacoperson (11/19/2014) [-]
I find your wording far too lewd.
#2 - What if he's playing Borderlands? 11/19/2014 on Nobody's Standing Near Me... 0
#72 - It's been a while. 11/19/2014 on tarnis's profile 0

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#1 - tarnis (12/17/2013) [-]
Been looking for me?
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#2 to #1 - jiltist (12/17/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - tarnis (12/17/2013) [-]
how terrifying.
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