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jhesketh

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Date Signed Up:1/04/2011
Last Login:9/23/2012
Location:Britain
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Hey, I like to write a few short stories on tumblr every so often, if you checked em out and told me what u thought of them on my profile comments, that'd be like fucking amazing! :D
http://joeyneedsferrets.tumblr.com/
Thanks!
I'm Joe Hesketh and I like FunnyJunk! :D

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#163 - I think it is because the anthem is about the monarchy (god sa… 07/27/2012 on [big]my penis[big] +4
#106 - Better than my experience today. Went to shop for condoms … 07/13/2012 on Condoms +1
#314 - 28th of june?! THAT'S TOMORROW!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2012 on Interesting Facts Part 1 0
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#322 - rjgnal (06/27/2012) [-]
BuT STill nOT THeRe
#26 - I remember when Gordon Freeman said that in Halo. :)  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Riders of Republic city +1
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#44 - eonsmashface (06/21/2012) [-]
wut.
#247 - Thanks for agreeing with me, BUT **** YOU FOR AGREEING WITH A …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on haha facebook... +2
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#250 - lilnuggetbob (06/08/2012) [-]
FUCKING BITCH FAGGET GAY ASS NIGGER
#244 - I supply you with several reasons why they are, 1) They ha… 06/08/2012 on haha facebook... +1
#241 - The best biscuits in the world are Ritz...  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2012 on haha facebook... +2
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#246 - lilnuggetbob (06/08/2012) [-]
THERE CALLED CRACKERS BRITFAG joking
and yes there are awsome
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#247 - jhesketh (06/08/2012) [-]
Thanks for agreeing with me, BUT FUCK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH A DIFFERENT VIEWPOINT, BICTH!
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#250 - lilnuggetbob (06/08/2012) [-]
FUCKING BITCH FAGGET GAY ASS NIGGER
#242 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
FUCK YOU NO THERE NOT!
#245 - georgeoforce (06/08/2012) [-]
NO FUCK YOU!! THEY ARE, YOU PUSSY FAG EATING HOMO CUNT BAG ANUS PIMPLE
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#244 - jhesketh (06/08/2012) [-]
I supply you with several reasons why they are,
1) They have the perfect consistancy and absorption rate such that they are crunchy on the first bite but become lighter and softer on each bite.
2) They have a good salt to biscuit ratio. This means they are mighty tasty on there own but they do not over power any toppings put on (especially cheese).
3) Perfect size to fit in your mouth.
4) FUCK YOU, THEY'RE TASTY AS FUCK!
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#283 - I love his latest breakthrough in grate science that the size … 06/01/2012 on The Most Astounding Fact +4
#99 - No, its that when stars and galaxies travel away from you, the… 06/01/2012 on Oh science! 0