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jgd

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:9/19/2009
Last Login:12/05/2016
Location:usa
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Content Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:98188
Times Content Favorited:404 times
Total Comments Made:428
FJ Points:4173
Favorite Tags: four chan (2) | meme (2)

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    Uploaded: 08/28/12
    you did this you did this
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    the PISS outta me the PISS outta me
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    good point good point
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    worst job ever worst job ever
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    you be good now you be good now
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    Sauron's day job Sauron's day job
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    Uploaded: 08/29/12
    ninja ninja

latest user's comments

#167 - See, I vape heavily, mostly to kick cigarettes but also becaus…  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2015 on Anon vapes +5
#221 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Thank you for being considerate
#2 - bill u cheeky cunt 08/02/2015 on Bill Nye +43
#151 - without getting into the sordid details, ill tell you a thing …  [+] (3 replies) 08/01/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk +9
#174 - triggin (08/02/2015) [-]
sauce on gif?
#194 - meatfist (08/02/2015) [-]
Horror movie called Mirrors.
User avatar
#160 - xbyronx (08/01/2015) [-]
Great story, well written.
#142 - i got my first bojo from old toothy here. it went abo…  [+] (5 replies) 08/01/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk +3
#144 - xbyronx (08/01/2015) [-]
"Old Toothy"
#151 - jgd (08/01/2015) [-]
without getting into the sordid details, ill tell you a thing
>be 14
>be at gf's house
> something to note about her, she knew virtually nothing about sex
>she looks at me out of nowhere and sais "hey anon i wanna give you a blowjob"
>In the most prepubescent, octive jumping voice i could muster. "HUH REALLY? OK!"
>she takes me into a dark room, i dont really pay attention to my surroundings.
> dick bout to get sukked fam
>she starts sucking on my balls and swear on christmas she kept doing it for five minutes
>afraid to correct her because of possible no bojo
>"Why havent you finished yet, am i doing something wrong?"
>thankfuck.jpg
>find out her friends tricked her
whatever bojo time
>guide and coach her like she was trying to be the best dicksucker that no one ever was.
>she goes deep, and mind you i was in the heat of puberty and i was not expecting this so my bush was immense. like there was probably a tribe of jungle bunnies living up in there
>allovasudden *knockknockkncok*
>her mom is at the fucking door.
heres where it git gud
>she tries to pull off fast but her braces decided to grab a fist full of my flowing dick locks
>i freak the fuck out, tear her off of me and i clap my hand over my mouth to avoid screaming, shit hurt
>"hey potter is anon staying for dinner?"
>"uh yeah mom"
>"ok sweety, by the way youve got something in your braces"
>her mom leaves and she turns around asking if im okay.
>i think my dick is bleeding.
>"well a little blood didnt hurt anyone"
>turn the light on im serious
>"ugh finee" im the one with a bleeding dick and shes acting like im putting her out
>lights flash on and im looking at my dick
(its cool i whispered no homo first)
>blood dripping down my balls, peice of skin missing im in shock
>"so where were we anon?"
>i looked at her and first noticed the missing chunk of skin in her garbage disposal level braces.
then i fucking noticed it.
>the entire fucking room was filled with porcelain dolls and they were all fucking staring into my soul.
>"SOO where were we"
>(bitch im holding my limp bleeding cock while annabelle and all of her friends are watching)
>Yeahhhhh you were about to take me home.
tl;dr, i stuck my dick in a garbage disposal more or less
#174 - triggin (08/02/2015) [-]
sauce on gif?
#194 - meatfist (08/02/2015) [-]
Horror movie called Mirrors.
User avatar
#160 - xbyronx (08/01/2015) [-]
Great story, well written.
#135 - oh ******* god please. this is me (on the right) and my psycho…  [+] (10 replies) 08/01/2015 on Draw with FunnyJunk +1
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#208 - sphincterface (08/02/2015) [-]
Her mouth looks like a fucking deathtrap.
#187 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
why do you guys look like you're from the early 90s
User avatar
#326 - jgd (08/09/2015) [-]
i have no clue anon lol. this was in like 2009
User avatar
#141 - xbyronx (08/01/2015) [-]
Oh my fucking god this is hilarious.
User avatar
#142 - jgd (08/01/2015) [-]
i got my first bojo from old toothy here.

it went about as well as you expect
#144 - xbyronx (08/01/2015) [-]
"Old Toothy"
#151 - jgd (08/01/2015) [-]
without getting into the sordid details, ill tell you a thing
>be 14
>be at gf's house
> something to note about her, she knew virtually nothing about sex
>she looks at me out of nowhere and sais "hey anon i wanna give you a blowjob"
>In the most prepubescent, octive jumping voice i could muster. "HUH REALLY? OK!"
>she takes me into a dark room, i dont really pay attention to my surroundings.
> dick bout to get sukked fam
>she starts sucking on my balls and swear on christmas she kept doing it for five minutes
>afraid to correct her because of possible no bojo
>"Why havent you finished yet, am i doing something wrong?"
>thankfuck.jpg
>find out her friends tricked her
whatever bojo time
>guide and coach her like she was trying to be the best dicksucker that no one ever was.
>she goes deep, and mind you i was in the heat of puberty and i was not expecting this so my bush was immense. like there was probably a tribe of jungle bunnies living up in there
>allovasudden *knockknockkncok*
>her mom is at the fucking door.
heres where it git gud
>she tries to pull off fast but her braces decided to grab a fist full of my flowing dick locks
>i freak the fuck out, tear her off of me and i clap my hand over my mouth to avoid screaming, shit hurt
>"hey potter is anon staying for dinner?"
>"uh yeah mom"
>"ok sweety, by the way youve got something in your braces"
>her mom leaves and she turns around asking if im okay.
>i think my dick is bleeding.
>"well a little blood didnt hurt anyone"
>turn the light on im serious
>"ugh finee" im the one with a bleeding dick and shes acting like im putting her out
>lights flash on and im looking at my dick
(its cool i whispered no homo first)
>blood dripping down my balls, peice of skin missing im in shock
>"so where were we anon?"
>i looked at her and first noticed the missing chunk of skin in her garbage disposal level braces.
then i fucking noticed it.
>the entire fucking room was filled with porcelain dolls and they were all fucking staring into my soul.
>"SOO where were we"
>(bitch im holding my limp bleeding cock while annabelle and all of her friends are watching)
>Yeahhhhh you were about to take me home.
tl;dr, i stuck my dick in a garbage disposal more or less
#174 - triggin (08/02/2015) [-]
sauce on gif?
#194 - meatfist (08/02/2015) [-]
Horror movie called Mirrors.
User avatar
#160 - xbyronx (08/01/2015) [-]
Great story, well written.