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#4 - Well their way of thinking is that you telling her she CAN'T w…  [+] (5 replies) 08/26/2016 on What Have We Become? +17
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#32 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (08/26/2016) [-]
Their way of thinking? I mean I'm of the opinion people should be able to wear what ever the fuck they want including burka's. There are obvious exceptions where that clothing isn't suitable, thing's like high profile security risks or physical activity where it would cause danger to the person and possibly hold someone else liable. That being said if they want to wear a burka how does that effect you?
#8 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
Because you don't bother to stop and think WHY they have banned this.

They didn't ban it because they have a problem with women dressing the certain way.
It's just the most effective to root out the extremists and conservatives. Because if they are so into the oppression of women, that they can't even stand the thought of them not wearing head/face concealing clothing, their only way is out. And that's a good thing.

Banning burquinis, banning hijabs and shit like that... Truth is, if that kind of outfit was ever wanted or needed, it would be invented somewhere naturally. But the only situation where this shit exists is under the tight grip of Islam, present only because they force it on women.

They don't ban the outfit itself.

They ban what it represents and people willing to stand behind it.
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#28 - thesovereigngrave (08/26/2016) [-]
Niqabs and burqas are pretty fucked up, but the hijab is different. It was invented somewhere naturally; people in the Middle East were wearing veils for thousands of years before Muhammad was born. If women want to wear those, then I don't really see much of a problem with it. But the clothing that completely covers a woman head to toe is, as I said before, majorly fucked up.
#74 - skebaba (08/26/2016) [-]
Why would they even use black material, instead of white in a Desert environment?
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#114 - thesovereigngrave (08/26/2016) [-]
No idea to be honest. I mean, it's not like they have to be black because I've seen plenty of images of burqas that are blue or white or some other colour.
#8 - What do you think pulling the plug is? If the animal is sick a…  [+] (4 replies) 08/04/2016 on hero +10
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#49 - vorarephilia (08/04/2016) [-]
don't talk about grandpa like that.
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#9 - loganmadder (08/04/2016) [-]
Still, I have great grandparents that are wheelchair'd everywhere around by someone else, and I never thought that we should put them down
#28 - sherlockbatman (08/04/2016) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
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those are people
dogs cannot live a rich inner life, they are dogs
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#18 - syntheticdoll (08/04/2016) [-]
Most people do it when they see their pet has given up.
People told me they took their extremely old and sick rat to the doctor to be put down, he could barely walk but when they entered the doctor's office and she took him out of his box he clinged to her and she could see the determination in his eyes that he wanted to live so they went home and he slipped away a few days later in his sleep.
Another person told me you can see it in their eyes when they gave up hope, they just look at you like they are only waiting to be took to the doctor to end the pain.
Both is really hearthbreaking.
#121 - I have been not exercising and pretty much eating whatever the…  [+] (1 reply) 04/08/2016 on Fat Shaming Friday 4 0
#131 - anon (04/08/2016) [-]
It's hard to start, but once you do, it's easy to continue with.
After long enough, you can't just sit around all day eating shit food, you'll feel like shit.
#31 - its used to find the inverse square-root of a number I believe.  [+] (2 replies) 03/17/2016 on 100% oblivious 0
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#46 - epicalania (03/18/2016) [-]
When you're writing code, you know what you're doing so it's fine.
But if you're working with someone else, they might not, so comment your code so they do.
Or if you leave it and have to use it ages later, you'll almost definitely get confused if you didn't comment it.

So comment your code.

I've heard a few people try to make rules like "a comment every 5 lines" and other stupid shit like that.
The actual rule for comments should be: When necessary
And how do you know it's necessary? Could someone get confused? Put a comment.
Is there a reason you're doing it by method X when method Y could be used? Put a comment especially if method Y has advantages over method X, because you want people to know why you used method X, or else they might replace it with the "better" method Y and fuck up the code
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#34 - cupcakescankill (03/17/2016) [-]
yep, but the code doesn't explicitly document that