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#15 - What level are you currently and what are you playing as?  [+] (9 replies) 09/12/2016 on When D&D races go to War +1
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#16 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Fighter and lvl 5
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#18 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
Dang, you're already fighting demons? I'm a level 2 cleric. We just fought a spectator beholder. We killed it in one round before it even attacked because everyone rolled higher initiative and blew it away. The DM was pissed.
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#61 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Had similar happen at lvl 4. Facing three bosses at once. One is occupied by a higher level villain whose boss wants him dead. One is in a duel with one of our party members. The last is taken out in two attacks due to crits. The duel was at least properly dramatic. When either did hit, they bombed on damage rolls. The first boss went down but not before forcing me to gouge out my own eye and putting a hole in my chest I only survived due to a game mechanic we'd nearly forgotten.
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#21 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Nonono! I never fought it, the party went to an isnland filled with chaos wizards, we played something called the game (as we did not have cards we use the game of oca) in this game I fought death incarnated (obviuosly won), received the dust of vanyshing-invisibility and got two visions one to move the quest and the other one was the demon that guards the ancient dwaf city beneath another city in the desert where we live for now... but I got amnesia for three weeks so I can't remember jack shit and now I am a major plot point because of some x-men styled time travel which I don't get as I couldn't go to themast sesion as I was busy.
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#23 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
I wish we had something like that. Our DM doesn't seem to very good at making any real story
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#24 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
He planned everything a out the quest but he made up several side quest to make things go the way he wanted, and by side quest I mean side characters who only showed up for a brief period of time and cpnnected the events of the side quest to the main one

Ex: the monk said the city had monkeyarchy (he wanted to say dinasty in spanish but he mixed monarchy with dinasty) and the ruler of the town is a monkey now, the rouge wanted to have a kenku friend (some short of bird person) and the kenkus seem to be related to why the dwarf city is buried, they also have secret magyc. And pretty much like that with everyone's shennanigans so we don't get carried away from the main storyline (except me, all I wanted was to give my dwarf a nice life but I take ONE book from the secret city archives and it fucks the timeline, the DM sure has a subtle way to say fuck you, indeed).
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#17 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I think that we'll reach 9 at next sesion
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#20 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
That's quite the jump.
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#22 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Cpnsider we fight encpunters pf highter levels to do this, the DM makes them sofger so we don't die, but they are pretty OP, even more if they are followed by 15 lesser enemies that make them almost unkillable (we had to kill a half snake warlock 3 times and he was covered in snakes that gave him a free hit every 2 turns... and there was some guys with 150+ hp on the same room)
#13 - That's pretty OP.  [+] (12 replies) 09/12/2016 on When D&D races go to War +1
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#14 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I know, in the last dungeon I only got hit once.
The only bad thing here is that as a house rule we only level up at x moment of the story which translates into a deadly dungeon (like scrap and topheavy, but we get several levels at once).

Althought thr DM sent a pretty horrie demon after me so... I'll better save that vanyshing dust and the book that let's me travel throught dymensions!
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#64 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Interesting house rule. Ours is that you level up at the end of a session barring two exceptions. 1) If we end a session in the middle of a mission or day, we don't level up. 2) If we go through some serious hardcore shit, we might get a level mid-session or more likely get two at the end of the session so we don't have to pause while everyone figures out what they're gonna do. My and the DM are the only ones with D20 experience, so I'm probably the only one who actually planned out their character.
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#15 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
What level are you currently and what are you playing as?
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#16 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Fighter and lvl 5
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#18 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
Dang, you're already fighting demons? I'm a level 2 cleric. We just fought a spectator beholder. We killed it in one round before it even attacked because everyone rolled higher initiative and blew it away. The DM was pissed.
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#61 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Had similar happen at lvl 4. Facing three bosses at once. One is occupied by a higher level villain whose boss wants him dead. One is in a duel with one of our party members. The last is taken out in two attacks due to crits. The duel was at least properly dramatic. When either did hit, they bombed on damage rolls. The first boss went down but not before forcing me to gouge out my own eye and putting a hole in my chest I only survived due to a game mechanic we'd nearly forgotten.
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#21 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Nonono! I never fought it, the party went to an isnland filled with chaos wizards, we played something called the game (as we did not have cards we use the game of oca) in this game I fought death incarnated (obviuosly won), received the dust of vanyshing-invisibility and got two visions one to move the quest and the other one was the demon that guards the ancient dwaf city beneath another city in the desert where we live for now... but I got amnesia for three weeks so I can't remember jack shit and now I am a major plot point because of some x-men styled time travel which I don't get as I couldn't go to themast sesion as I was busy.
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#23 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
I wish we had something like that. Our DM doesn't seem to very good at making any real story
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#24 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
He planned everything a out the quest but he made up several side quest to make things go the way he wanted, and by side quest I mean side characters who only showed up for a brief period of time and cpnnected the events of the side quest to the main one

Ex: the monk said the city had monkeyarchy (he wanted to say dinasty in spanish but he mixed monarchy with dinasty) and the ruler of the town is a monkey now, the rouge wanted to have a kenku friend (some short of bird person) and the kenkus seem to be related to why the dwarf city is buried, they also have secret magyc. And pretty much like that with everyone's shennanigans so we don't get carried away from the main storyline (except me, all I wanted was to give my dwarf a nice life but I take ONE book from the secret city archives and it fucks the timeline, the DM sure has a subtle way to say fuck you, indeed).
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#17 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I think that we'll reach 9 at next sesion
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#20 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
That's quite the jump.
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#22 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Cpnsider we fight encpunters pf highter levels to do this, the DM makes them sofger so we don't die, but they are pretty OP, even more if they are followed by 15 lesser enemies that make them almost unkillable (we had to kill a half snake warlock 3 times and he was covered in snakes that gave him a free hit every 2 turns... and there was some guys with 150+ hp on the same room)
#42 - What do I do if my card was destroyed in the wash?  [+] (2 replies) 09/12/2016 on Register to Vote +2
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#43 - MuahahaOfLore (09/12/2016) [-]
Go to that website and check?
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#44 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
Yep it showed the way.
#11 - I just started a game. What are cobbles and what is the protec…  [+] (18 replies) 09/12/2016 on When D&D races go to War +1
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#12 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I think I got the name wrong, cobbles is meant to be a shield that pretty much gives you a medium cover and +4 armor, since I don't know how it is called in the english version I'llet you know that fighters can get a perk, again I don't know the word used in the english manual, this perk allows you to protect anyone within 5 feet of your range as a reaction, this makes all enemies have disadvantage when they attack your protected friend (how many times have I saved the bard with this I wonder).
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#43 - sketchE (09/13/2016) [-]
whatever your using is not in the players hand book thats for sure. the defender is a fighting style
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#53 - josemanuelcenteno (09/13/2016) [-]
The translation to spanish is unofficial, many things were changed in the handbook, we could have used the original one if it wasn't because most of the players can't handle english.
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#54 - sketchE (09/13/2016) [-]
it was mainly the shield. theres none that give +4
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#55 - josemanuelcenteno (09/13/2016) [-]
That must be it, we saw many things wrong there, even some weapons had changed damage.
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#13 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
That's pretty OP.
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#14 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I know, in the last dungeon I only got hit once.
The only bad thing here is that as a house rule we only level up at x moment of the story which translates into a deadly dungeon (like scrap and topheavy, but we get several levels at once).

Althought thr DM sent a pretty horrie demon after me so... I'll better save that vanyshing dust and the book that let's me travel throught dymensions!
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#64 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Interesting house rule. Ours is that you level up at the end of a session barring two exceptions. 1) If we end a session in the middle of a mission or day, we don't level up. 2) If we go through some serious hardcore shit, we might get a level mid-session or more likely get two at the end of the session so we don't have to pause while everyone figures out what they're gonna do. My and the DM are the only ones with D20 experience, so I'm probably the only one who actually planned out their character.
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#15 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
What level are you currently and what are you playing as?
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#16 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Fighter and lvl 5
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#18 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
Dang, you're already fighting demons? I'm a level 2 cleric. We just fought a spectator beholder. We killed it in one round before it even attacked because everyone rolled higher initiative and blew it away. The DM was pissed.
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#61 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Had similar happen at lvl 4. Facing three bosses at once. One is occupied by a higher level villain whose boss wants him dead. One is in a duel with one of our party members. The last is taken out in two attacks due to crits. The duel was at least properly dramatic. When either did hit, they bombed on damage rolls. The first boss went down but not before forcing me to gouge out my own eye and putting a hole in my chest I only survived due to a game mechanic we'd nearly forgotten.
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#21 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Nonono! I never fought it, the party went to an isnland filled with chaos wizards, we played something called the game (as we did not have cards we use the game of oca) in this game I fought death incarnated (obviuosly won), received the dust of vanyshing-invisibility and got two visions one to move the quest and the other one was the demon that guards the ancient dwaf city beneath another city in the desert where we live for now... but I got amnesia for three weeks so I can't remember jack shit and now I am a major plot point because of some x-men styled time travel which I don't get as I couldn't go to themast sesion as I was busy.
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#23 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
I wish we had something like that. Our DM doesn't seem to very good at making any real story
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#24 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
He planned everything a out the quest but he made up several side quest to make things go the way he wanted, and by side quest I mean side characters who only showed up for a brief period of time and cpnnected the events of the side quest to the main one

Ex: the monk said the city had monkeyarchy (he wanted to say dinasty in spanish but he mixed monarchy with dinasty) and the ruler of the town is a monkey now, the rouge wanted to have a kenku friend (some short of bird person) and the kenkus seem to be related to why the dwarf city is buried, they also have secret magyc. And pretty much like that with everyone's shennanigans so we don't get carried away from the main storyline (except me, all I wanted was to give my dwarf a nice life but I take ONE book from the secret city archives and it fucks the timeline, the DM sure has a subtle way to say fuck you, indeed).
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#17 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I think that we'll reach 9 at next sesion
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#20 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
That's quite the jump.
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#22 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Cpnsider we fight encpunters pf highter levels to do this, the DM makes them sofger so we don't die, but they are pretty OP, even more if they are followed by 15 lesser enemies that make them almost unkillable (we had to kill a half snake warlock 3 times and he was covered in snakes that gave him a free hit every 2 turns... and there was some guys with 150+ hp on the same room)
#7 - But, how?  [+] (21 replies) 09/12/2016 on When D&D races go to War +3
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#9 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I also gave up most of my gear since I stuck to my mace, shield and small crossbow.

That and I am a blacksmitsh who became friends with the gay blacksmith couple that met him use the forge and I made a deal with other guys to sell my beer.
At level 5 my character got a tabern just for himself as he got the gear... the DM will regret this forever
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#8 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Steel plate armor plus cobbles, that shit breaks the game in 5.0 if you choose the protector perk.
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#11 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
I just started a game. What are cobbles and what is the protector perk? I'm playing 5e.
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#12 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I think I got the name wrong, cobbles is meant to be a shield that pretty much gives you a medium cover and +4 armor, since I don't know how it is called in the english version I'llet you know that fighters can get a perk, again I don't know the word used in the english manual, this perk allows you to protect anyone within 5 feet of your range as a reaction, this makes all enemies have disadvantage when they attack your protected friend (how many times have I saved the bard with this I wonder).
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#43 - sketchE (09/13/2016) [-]
whatever your using is not in the players hand book thats for sure. the defender is a fighting style
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#53 - josemanuelcenteno (09/13/2016) [-]
The translation to spanish is unofficial, many things were changed in the handbook, we could have used the original one if it wasn't because most of the players can't handle english.
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#54 - sketchE (09/13/2016) [-]
it was mainly the shield. theres none that give +4
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#55 - josemanuelcenteno (09/13/2016) [-]
That must be it, we saw many things wrong there, even some weapons had changed damage.
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#13 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
That's pretty OP.
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#14 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I know, in the last dungeon I only got hit once.
The only bad thing here is that as a house rule we only level up at x moment of the story which translates into a deadly dungeon (like scrap and topheavy, but we get several levels at once).

Althought thr DM sent a pretty horrie demon after me so... I'll better save that vanyshing dust and the book that let's me travel throught dymensions!
User avatar
#64 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Interesting house rule. Ours is that you level up at the end of a session barring two exceptions. 1) If we end a session in the middle of a mission or day, we don't level up. 2) If we go through some serious hardcore shit, we might get a level mid-session or more likely get two at the end of the session so we don't have to pause while everyone figures out what they're gonna do. My and the DM are the only ones with D20 experience, so I'm probably the only one who actually planned out their character.
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#15 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
What level are you currently and what are you playing as?
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#16 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Fighter and lvl 5
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#18 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
Dang, you're already fighting demons? I'm a level 2 cleric. We just fought a spectator beholder. We killed it in one round before it even attacked because everyone rolled higher initiative and blew it away. The DM was pissed.
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#61 - thesinful (09/13/2016) [-]
Had similar happen at lvl 4. Facing three bosses at once. One is occupied by a higher level villain whose boss wants him dead. One is in a duel with one of our party members. The last is taken out in two attacks due to crits. The duel was at least properly dramatic. When either did hit, they bombed on damage rolls. The first boss went down but not before forcing me to gouge out my own eye and putting a hole in my chest I only survived due to a game mechanic we'd nearly forgotten.
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#21 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Nonono! I never fought it, the party went to an isnland filled with chaos wizards, we played something called the game (as we did not have cards we use the game of oca) in this game I fought death incarnated (obviuosly won), received the dust of vanyshing-invisibility and got two visions one to move the quest and the other one was the demon that guards the ancient dwaf city beneath another city in the desert where we live for now... but I got amnesia for three weeks so I can't remember jack shit and now I am a major plot point because of some x-men styled time travel which I don't get as I couldn't go to themast sesion as I was busy.
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#23 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
I wish we had something like that. Our DM doesn't seem to very good at making any real story
User avatar
#24 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
He planned everything a out the quest but he made up several side quest to make things go the way he wanted, and by side quest I mean side characters who only showed up for a brief period of time and cpnnected the events of the side quest to the main one

Ex: the monk said the city had monkeyarchy (he wanted to say dinasty in spanish but he mixed monarchy with dinasty) and the ruler of the town is a monkey now, the rouge wanted to have a kenku friend (some short of bird person) and the kenkus seem to be related to why the dwarf city is buried, they also have secret magyc. And pretty much like that with everyone's shennanigans so we don't get carried away from the main storyline (except me, all I wanted was to give my dwarf a nice life but I take ONE book from the secret city archives and it fucks the timeline, the DM sure has a subtle way to say fuck you, indeed).
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#17 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
I think that we'll reach 9 at next sesion
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#20 - jewcmarshal (09/12/2016) [-]
That's quite the jump.
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#22 - josemanuelcenteno (09/12/2016) [-]
Cpnsider we fight encpunters pf highter levels to do this, the DM makes them sofger so we don't die, but they are pretty OP, even more if they are followed by 15 lesser enemies that make them almost unkillable (we had to kill a half snake warlock 3 times and he was covered in snakes that gave him a free hit every 2 turns... and there was some guys with 150+ hp on the same room)
#9 - His apron says food pun.  [+] (3 replies) 09/07/2016 on Futanari +58
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#16 - kwanzalord (09/07/2016) [-]
that show is confusingly bad
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#22 - madeofhydrogen (09/07/2016) [-]
This is an edit
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#28 - kwanzalord (09/07/2016) [-]
the original is still bad mang
#18 - I played my first D&D game last night. I died in the first…  [+] (10 replies) 09/05/2016 on A Game +24
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#56 - dagold (09/05/2016) [-]
I killed a player my first session as a DM, but he had it coming.
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#57 - dagold (09/05/2016) [-]
#49 - sanitarysan (09/05/2016) [-]
>tried to get my friend into tabletop, played Call of Cthulhu.
>he did not like this cop so he rolled to intimidate
>critical success
>after cheering the cop was so intimidated he pulled out his gun and shot him in the foot
>angry he lost over half his health he decided this cop must die
>my character was a gangster so he was obligated to take down the cop as well
>bought arsenic
>go to cops house at night to share a nice bourbon and talk about the case he was working
>about to knock on my door when tingling sensation hits my arm
> arm falls off and maggots crawl out of the wound
> (0 to 100 real quick)
>cop hears me screaming and is offering first aid
>sit down as he calls an ambulance
>at this point i am abandoning mission
>friend realizing it is now or never pulls out his gun
>cop gets save and immediately kills friend before he puts his hand in his jacket
>i get arrested
>friend blames me for his death

moral of the story don't get shot and die 1st session
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#42 - redbannerman (09/05/2016) [-]
Get good nerd.
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#36 - donbionicle (09/05/2016) [-]
Bro you can't just say that and NOT include the story.
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#28 - BrownBearninetysix (09/05/2016) [-]
Welcome to level 1 combat
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#24 - hideyowives (09/05/2016) [-]
my character is currently murdering and ambitioning for years
we got us a shitty castle and my person just gets stabbed all year , all the fucking time
straight tank though with some sword fighting, so my character just tanks and spanks
heal slut in the back keeping me alive
if my character goes down because of the difficulty the others would die instantly from losing their tank
makes me feel important
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#22 - sexyhimself (09/05/2016) [-]
Story time?
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#21 - tropenthatshtup (09/05/2016) [-]
Under what circumstances?
#19 - tatteredmg (09/05/2016) [-]
hell yeah man. i hope you dont let that discourage you. if you are still interested in it i think you will really enjoy it. you mind if i ask what edition you played?