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#5 - I've been using Absolut vodka due to its popularity but the ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2016 on juices +1
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#8 - sonsofsol (08/24/2016) [-]
Try and get a hold of some Hangar One. I had some at a party, over ice once. Damn it was good, fruity and bright. It's expensive, like 30 dollars a bottle I think. Decen't sipping vodkas are hard and expensive to come by. Honestly you want to try and develop a taste for Rum's and Whiskey's.
#4 - Is that a pretty good stand alone drink? I usually mix 1/4 vod…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2016 on juices 0
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#6 - Athkore (08/24/2016) [-]
Well, I mostly do shots without any soda / juice. As drink I like my vodka just little colored with soda / juice. But the thing is I'm used to vodka so I started to like that taste. kurwa, I'm Polish
I would recommend getting yourself a good whiskey if you don't want to water it with anything.
#1 - Anybody know of some decent vodka that doesn't taste like what…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/24/2016 on juices +5
#12 - punorcib (08/24/2016) [-]
Great for both shots and mixed drinks.
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#11 - crazyanimal (08/24/2016) [-]
I like Tito's Handmade Vodka. It's not too expensive at 30$ a handle and I find it to be much better to take shots and mix with.
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#10 - dutchfag (08/24/2016) [-]
If you're willing to spend, get Crystal Head, the bottle is fucking cool and the vodka tastes amazing
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#9 - javertshat (08/24/2016) [-]
There's that yellowy polish one with the bison logo and a grasstraw inside

Tastes OK for a vodka
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#3 - teleamachus (08/24/2016) [-]
if you're drinking to enjoy the drink then you need to not drink vodka, simply. if you just want to get drunk, vodka is the right choice, because you can usually get a lot of very low cost. my choice in the past was always Tchaivosky, because a pint was maybe $4. I've heard good things about Grey Goose and Goldslick, which are higher end vodkas, but i also know that UV Blue is great for mixes, so if you're going to mix your drinks then try that out with something simple like mello yello or another similar soda. I always drank my vodka straight by the pint so the cheap shit worked for me, plus after i took my swig i would take a deep breath immediately after swallowing so that the residual alcohol would go straight to my lungs. worked for me, got me instantly drunk, but if that's not what you're after just keep looking around and try out different kinds. vodka is one of those simple liquors where price = quality.
#7 - akirafudo (08/24/2016) [-]
i never understood why someone wanna get fucked up immediately, i consider alcohol as a social additive, not a way to end up plastered and unconscious
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#5 - jewcmarshal (08/24/2016) [-]
I've been using Absolut vodka due to its popularity but the taste is awful. I usually dilute it pretty heavy with soda. It sounds like if I want anything clean tasting it will cost significantly more. I've heard Grey Goose is good from a few people so I'll probably try that next. I just bought some Tvarscki 90 proof for pretty cheap so I'll try that out first.
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#8 - sonsofsol (08/24/2016) [-]
Try and get a hold of some Hangar One. I had some at a party, over ice once. Damn it was good, fruity and bright. It's expensive, like 30 dollars a bottle I think. Decen't sipping vodkas are hard and expensive to come by. Honestly you want to try and develop a taste for Rum's and Whiskey's.
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#2 - Athkore (08/24/2016) [-]
Żubrówka is decent
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#4 - jewcmarshal (08/24/2016) [-]
Is that a pretty good stand alone drink? I usually mix 1/4 vodka to 3/4 soda to get rid of the taste but all the soda makes me full too fast.
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#6 - Athkore (08/24/2016) [-]
Well, I mostly do shots without any soda / juice. As drink I like my vodka just little colored with soda / juice. But the thing is I'm used to vodka so I started to like that taste. kurwa, I'm Polish
I would recommend getting yourself a good whiskey if you don't want to water it with anything.
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