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Steam Profile: Marshal389
Consoles Owned: PS4, Wii U
Video Games Played: fuckhuge collection
Interests: Video games, engineering
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
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#486 - Damn, it did contain a mystery. 06/08/2016 on McDonalds Happy Meal MYSTERY +1
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#486 - jewcmarshal (06/08/2016) [-]
Damn, it did contain a mystery.
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#28 - "We should take a break. Don't worry, we'll still see eac…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Anon is hurt. +7
#42 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
If somene wants to "take a break with you", they really mean "i just want to have you as a backup if things won't work out with the person I'm currently interested in". That's why they call it "break" instead of "break up". That's the only reason.

So next time if someone wants to bullshit you with break, just tell them streight "No, we will just break up. I won't have your potential change of mind complicate future relationships I might get into."

Trust me, it's a jaw-dropping thing. And they will likely eventually try to get you back then, because their ego won't be able to cope with the fact that they were the ones that got dumped. People are like that. Especially ones to "take a break". But stay strong, stay determined, and you will always come out on top. Trust me on this one.

Just be your own man - or woman, for that matter - and someone right will eventually come to you. Usually when you will least expect it.
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#32 - mikepetru (05/20/2016) [-]
Happy birthday, mikepetru! I'm still looking for someone to cover my shift at work bit I'll definitely let you know before friday! (A good friend who I was going on a 2nd date with)

She didn't.
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