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Gender: male
Interests: Jesus's soft supple areolas
Date Signed Up:11/01/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:The Rock Hard Abs Of Jesus Christ
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I'm that round, sensitive thing on Jesus's body.

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#302 - They work fine on mobile too, I'm always on mobile and never h… 06/28/2015 on Anybody else miss gifs? -1
#48 - It's a penis joke. Whenever you don't understand something it … 06/28/2015 on What's yer thing? 0
#137 - Level 245 Dammit 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
#135 - I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
#133 - Oh, nothing to do with names huh. What a bummer  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #134 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really just that admin decided new people get a green name for the first 3 weeks they have an account. Then it goes to the normal white, then blue eventually. Orange is reserved for mods, the deeper the orange the higher the level. Same with the emblems, just shows the different mod levels.
User avatar #135 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close to the level requirement but was too low :^(
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
#131 - How would one go about getting a purple name?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #133 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, nothing to do with names huh. What a bummer
User avatar #134 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really just that admin decided new people get a green name for the first 3 weeks they have an account. Then it goes to the normal white, then blue eventually. Orange is reserved for mods, the deeper the orange the higher the level. Same with the emblems, just shows the different mod levels.
User avatar #135 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close to the level requirement but was too low :^(
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
#128 - I'm completely lost. I don't know how a name can be any of the…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #130 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange names are mods. The emblems are their mod level.
User avatar #131 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
How would one go about getting a purple name?
User avatar #133 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, nothing to do with names huh. What a bummer
User avatar #134 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really just that admin decided new people get a green name for the first 3 weeks they have an account. Then it goes to the normal white, then blue eventually. Orange is reserved for mods, the deeper the orange the higher the level. Same with the emblems, just shows the different mod levels.
User avatar #135 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close to the level requirement but was too low :^(
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
User avatar #129 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Has nothing to do with names. It's just the rules of colour. The colour blind are taking over.
#125 - Then what's white?!  [+] (12 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #126 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
What is the new beige. I'll just run down the list for you.

Green = pink
pink = white
white = beige
beige = black
black = red
red = purple
purple = yellow
yellow = green

Blue has been left untouched.
User avatar #226 - arreatface (05/29/2015) [-]
this conversation has made me brain fart way more than i'd like to admit seriously for a foreigner the things you just said are incredibly difficult to wrap ones head around (I think thats the right way to use this expression.. ?)
User avatar #128 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm completely lost. I don't know how a name can be any of these colors except the color formerly known as white and blue. Also I never understood the emblems next to orange names
User avatar #130 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange names are mods. The emblems are their mod level.
User avatar #131 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
How would one go about getting a purple name?
User avatar #133 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, nothing to do with names huh. What a bummer
User avatar #134 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really just that admin decided new people get a green name for the first 3 weeks they have an account. Then it goes to the normal white, then blue eventually. Orange is reserved for mods, the deeper the orange the higher the level. Same with the emblems, just shows the different mod levels.
User avatar #135 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close to the level requirement but was too low :^(
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
User avatar #129 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Has nothing to do with names. It's just the rules of colour. The colour blind are taking over.
User avatar #127 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange and brown changed places, but only with each other.
#123 - But green is the new pink, keep up  [+] (14 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #124 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
www.ubc.ca/okanagan/itservices/service-catalogue/publishing-hosting/cms/help/hex-codes.html

Well according to them it's Violet Red. Green may be the new pink, but pink is the new white. You're the one that's been behind here, remember?
User avatar #125 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Then what's white?!
User avatar #126 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
What is the new beige. I'll just run down the list for you.

Green = pink
pink = white
white = beige
beige = black
black = red
red = purple
purple = yellow
yellow = green

Blue has been left untouched.
User avatar #226 - arreatface (05/29/2015) [-]
this conversation has made me brain fart way more than i'd like to admit seriously for a foreigner the things you just said are incredibly difficult to wrap ones head around (I think thats the right way to use this expression.. ?)
User avatar #128 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm completely lost. I don't know how a name can be any of these colors except the color formerly known as white and blue. Also I never understood the emblems next to orange names
User avatar #130 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange names are mods. The emblems are their mod level.
User avatar #131 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
How would one go about getting a purple name?
User avatar #133 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, nothing to do with names huh. What a bummer
User avatar #134 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really just that admin decided new people get a green name for the first 3 weeks they have an account. Then it goes to the normal white, then blue eventually. Orange is reserved for mods, the deeper the orange the higher the level. Same with the emblems, just shows the different mod levels.
User avatar #135 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close to the level requirement but was too low :^(
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
User avatar #129 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Has nothing to do with names. It's just the rules of colour. The colour blind are taking over.
User avatar #127 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange and brown changed places, but only with each other.
#119 - Then what color is your text? Blorange?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Eating healthy is OFFENSIVE 0
User avatar #122 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
www.colorhexa.com/cc3299

Colorhexa calls it strong pink
User avatar #123 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
But green is the new pink, keep up
User avatar #124 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
www.ubc.ca/okanagan/itservices/service-catalogue/publishing-hosting/cms/help/hex-codes.html

Well according to them it's Violet Red. Green may be the new pink, but pink is the new white. You're the one that's been behind here, remember?
User avatar #125 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Then what's white?!
User avatar #126 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
What is the new beige. I'll just run down the list for you.

Green = pink
pink = white
white = beige
beige = black
black = red
red = purple
purple = yellow
yellow = green

Blue has been left untouched.
User avatar #226 - arreatface (05/29/2015) [-]
this conversation has made me brain fart way more than i'd like to admit seriously for a foreigner the things you just said are incredibly difficult to wrap ones head around (I think thats the right way to use this expression.. ?)
User avatar #128 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm completely lost. I don't know how a name can be any of these colors except the color formerly known as white and blue. Also I never understood the emblems next to orange names
User avatar #130 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange names are mods. The emblems are their mod level.
User avatar #131 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
How would one go about getting a purple name?
User avatar #133 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, nothing to do with names huh. What a bummer
User avatar #134 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really just that admin decided new people get a green name for the first 3 weeks they have an account. Then it goes to the normal white, then blue eventually. Orange is reserved for mods, the deeper the orange the higher the level. Same with the emblems, just shows the different mod levels.
User avatar #135 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
I remember when he first recruited mods. I believe I was close to the level requirement but was too low :^(
User avatar #136 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's level 250 and 6 months old account now. I'm working on getting there, but I can't really speed up the 6 months thing. You can still apply to be a mod though.

www.funnyjunk.com/askamod/12682#12682
User avatar #137 - jesusnipple (05/29/2015) [-]
Level 245
Dammit
User avatar #129 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Has nothing to do with names. It's just the rules of colour. The colour blind are taking over.
User avatar #127 - iflirtwithanyone (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh, and orange and brown changed places, but only with each other.

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#134 - srskate (07/17/2013) [-]
I can't find anything wrong but I just feel like im missing something!   
   
I'm way too paranoid.
I can't find anything wrong but I just feel like im missing something!

I'm way too paranoid.
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