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#34 - Daily reminder that Team Valor is for troglodytes  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Anon tries out Pokemon GO +116
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#107 - puut (07/12/2016) [-]
I have no idea what any of this or the content means... but I can't say it doesn't make me giggle like a snorting pig with the working of an electric mixer in its brain.
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#70 - fireheartt (07/12/2016) [-]
so im still new and havent been able to choose a gym yet cause i need to go into to town to do so, whats the break down of the teams? cause idk what the fuck is going on
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#95 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2016) [-]
Valor is Gryffindor, Mystic is Ravenclaw, Instinct is Hufflepuff
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#82 - shinymew (07/12/2016) [-]
At the moment, picking a team doesn't really do much other than knowing who you are against and who can you defend.

If you are up to defend the nearby gyms and collect daily/hourly (?) coin, then chose the one that is pretty popular in your area. If you're more into trying to conquer the area, then do that by choosing the second or third choice.

Ingame, the three teams are divided based on these principles, but it doesn't affect gameplay.
Red - Valor - Moltres - Combat Power/Power up - (RPG wise, this is strength)
Blue - Mystic - Articuno - Evolving - (Tactics)
Yellow - Instinct - Zapdos - Hatching eggs - (Speed)

Blue is the most popular according to polls cuz people like being mysterious and blue is a popular color. Red is close behind cuz red means power. Yellow... is like the underdog because not that many people like the color or how benevolent their goal is. I chose Valor because of my cousin chose it. Kinda wanted to go with Blue (Articuno is my favorite of the three) or Yellow (I liked the idea of having to conquer the nearby gyms instead of just defending) .
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#125 - Haentar (07/12/2016) [-]
Yellow here, conquering and putting in a weak pokemon for others to take over again gets me a bit of daily moolah and lets me share the love (and then conquer some more).
It would be nice if my team members figured that out, though, dangit.
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#153 - shinymew (07/12/2016) [-]
Some people just like being serious about their game. Like two days ago, went to this shopping center and a kid who was waddling while still on his bike walked over to my CousininLaw and tried to either brag or threaten by telling her that he's the gym leader there.

Eventually the other members will understand that you're just playing it different and will leave you to it.
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#156 - Haentar (07/13/2016) [-]
Sure, but I mean that they're putting down really high-level pokes so that neither the enemy nor I can win any battles in local gyms.
It's good dodging practice, at least.
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#42 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2016) [-]
Every gym in my town is full of CP 1000+ reds.
It's fucking bullshit.
#36 - OtisMcWonderful (07/11/2016) [-]
#24 - man that vid gave me one big hehe XD 06/27/2016 on tricked xD 0
#4 - Memes within memes within memes 06/13/2016 on I've just been in this meme... +53
#12 - mfw 06/13/2016 on powergirl +9
#3 - TFW your potato won't shut up 05/26/2016 on Mr. tato +50
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on My favorite Simpsons gif +18
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#9 - lordmandy (05/26/2016) [-]
those special eyes..
#14 - Glorious TB-3 This big plane would carry other …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Soviet Paratroopers +8
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#16 - arziben (05/25/2016) [-]
One of th efunniest shit to fly in IL2
#15 - duvallwhitey (05/25/2016) [-]
And tanks! (Or at least this one, I dont know if this was done significantly)
#35 - That can't be sanitary  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Tusura, pizzaweed, and... +7
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#38 - makethingsworse (04/30/2016) [-]
This is literally a ploy to get people to pay for 3 pizzas at once. There's no other way to look at it because that's what it is. They just sold two pizzas with a smaller pizza smashed between them. Super canoli.
#37 - theasguard (04/30/2016) [-]
It's Brooklyn, like anything is sanitary to begin with.

pic not really related.
#27 - who the **** has the time to put a hoodie on a bird 04/30/2016 on Hi :3 +1
#13 - **** YOU BROCK IT'S TOO LATE YOU ASSHAT 03/30/2016 on the Internet had adopted... +35
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