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Date Signed Up:1/10/2011
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    4chan I 4chan I
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    Don't Tell Me What To Do! Don't Tell Me What To Do!
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    Google gonna get it! Google gonna get it!
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    Invisibilia Nates Invisibilia Nates
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    Smells like Smells like

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#61 - what is "/ss/"?  [+] (29 replies) 09/15/2016 on poor kid +14
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#185 - gruga (09/16/2016) [-]
Fuckin nazis
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#63 - inuares (09/15/2016) [-]
straight shota. basically, adult women fucking underage (or just small) boys. essentially shotas are the male version of lolis. People seem obsessed with both on this site, though I find it distasteful.
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#163 - eggoman (09/15/2016) [-]
Yea as a short person i'm 100% triggered right now
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#112 - sagedivinity (09/15/2016) [-]
I thought it meant SnuSnu.
#93 - uberbunk (09/15/2016) [-]
**uberbunk used "*roll picture*"**
**uberbunk rolled image** I didn't know what it was called until now, thank you, but I guess I've loved shota since I was like 12.





Sadly almost all of it is "Mom and Son" type shit, and I prefer at least a little bit of subtlety when porn's serving my inner Oedipus.





Milftoons is great, though.
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#65 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
Most are just saying things like that ironically. It's sort of a meme. Few here genuinely like that stuff.
#160 - anon (09/15/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, very few like it here. Yup. Definitely.
loli stuff is genuinely disgusting outside of moe which isn't porn. Shota stuff isn't anywhere near as bad imo because it's a self insert as the shota. So rather than a "Little Boy" fetish it's more of a "Girl larger than oneself" fetish
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#161 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
Fetishes are extremely subjective. Liking this exact fetish? Yes, few people here are actually into it. They do exist, but the majority of people who make the jokes really are just making jokes.
#81 - inuares (09/15/2016) [-]
you'd be surprised how many actually unironically find it arousing on this site.
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#85 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
A small percentage doesn't necessarily mean small number. I'm sure there are plenty of people who do.
#66 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
Well, I actually do.
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#71 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
"Few". Not nobody. Few.
#118 - notafunnyguy (09/15/2016) [-]
just because you dont have an attraction to it, doesnt mean everyone who does is just joking. im not into shota, actually just learned what it is just now, but everybodys fetish is different. thatd be like saying that i think everyone whos into gay porn is joking and its a meme and only a few actually are, just because im not into gay porn.
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#127 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
I feel like you misunderstood my comment. Allow me to explain.
My comment says that there are people who are into it, but most of the people who say it are indeed joking. Key word being most. Not all. Most.
So if you want to criticize me, go ahead. Just know that you're going to be in the wrong.
#72 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
I am aware.
#79 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
Then why do you act like you[ aren't
#92 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
Because I want to.
Try to stop me.
#100 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
Don't have to.
#101 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
Then don't complain.

I didn't even watch that anime but upon seeing that pic the first thing is to read that sentence out loud in japanese in my head.. what did this site do to me, ffs
#113 - ogthegreat (09/15/2016) [-]
>out loud in japanese in my head
grammarexplain
#115 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
Yeeeah I should've thought about that twice before writing that.

But it was pretty loud.. compared to.. how loud I usually think... in my head.. and stuff..
#116 - ogthegreat (09/15/2016) [-]
lolwut. Gave me a good chuckle. Have greenie.
#105 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
Try to stop me
#106 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
Don't have to.
#107 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
I should have seen this one coming.
#109 - shironomia (09/15/2016) [-]
Totally.

Ohh, wow, I didn't laugh this good and wholeheartedly for months. That felt refreshing.
#110 - FlyingButt (09/15/2016) [-]
Same. This has given me quite the chuckle.
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#111 - ogthegreat (09/15/2016) [-]
Long cat is loooooooong.
#35 - Well I suspect the OP meant any type of vehicle, that's what i…  [+] (1 reply) 08/23/2016 on escape +5
#40 - lemonlord (08/23/2016) [-]
Aye most likely, doesn't mean we can't be douche bags
and take advantage of the poor wording though.
#17 - Was thinking more like: 1. Satellite phone (inmarsat …  [+] (1 reply) 08/23/2016 on escape +1
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#36 - jesuslizardftw (08/23/2016) [-]
should say does not doesnt under 2b
#16 - Helicopter count's as a vessel. Also you have to know how to f…  [+] (3 replies) 08/23/2016 on escape +23
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#33 - lemonlord (08/23/2016) [-]
Don't know what your definition of a vessel is
but a helicopter differently shouldn't be included.
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#35 - jesuslizardftw (08/23/2016) [-]
Well I suspect the OP meant any type of vehicle, that's what i meant at least.
#40 - lemonlord (08/23/2016) [-]
Aye most likely, doesn't mean we can't be douche bags
and take advantage of the poor wording though.
#100 - What?  [+] (1 reply) 07/11/2016 on american pie 0
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#101 - ridleycougar (07/12/2016) [-]
I thought you were being snarky... carry on