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Date Signed Up:1/10/2011
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    4chan I 4chan I
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    Don't Tell Me What To Do! Don't Tell Me What To Do!
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    Google gonna get it! Google gonna get it!
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latest user's comments

#229 - If you actually bothered to read that you would realize that G… 15 hours ago on It's happening lads! +3
#225 - You are sovereign regardless. And the members of the EU parlam… 15 hours ago on It's happening lads! +1
#224 - holy **** you're an idiot. He is saying that the EU existed fo…  [+] (9 new replies) 15 hours ago on It's happening lads! +5
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#246 - steampoweredbot (13 hours ago) [-]
"You are aware that the EU existed for 30 years before the UK right"
Seems pretty clearly stated that the EU existed 30 years before the UK.
If he was wanting to say that it was 30 years before the UK joined, should have actually added that key word- joined.
#260 - BoSvNCR (12 hours ago) [-]
How do you get out of bed in the morning?
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#266 - steampoweredbot (10 hours ago) [-]
A lot of trial and error
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#251 - VLG (13 hours ago) [-]
Stop being a fucking pedant, everyone knows what he meant.
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#265 - steampoweredbot (10 hours ago) [-]
I didn't
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#255 - rajotazo (12 hours ago) [-]
At first glance, I thought he meant what he actually said, which is just common sense. The guy should have added in 'joined'.
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#264 - failtolawl (10 hours ago) [-]
I think faster than I type. Thank you for the backup bruv
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#267 - VLG (9 hours ago) [-]
Did you reply to the wrong guy?
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#268 - failtolawl (9 hours ago) [-]
no but thank you too bruv
#549 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on RIP EU 0
#567 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
it wasn't as bad as 2008, and most of it has already recovered at was as bad as last tuesday
#143 - This is... perhaps the best comment I have ever read on this s… 06/22/2016 on Tumblrina reveals her... +1
#59 - how do you do that?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on inquisitors and cullens kid. 0
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#60 - appleisland (06/21/2016) [-]
Skillz
>>"number"
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#61 - appleisland (06/21/2016) [-]
Without the " "
#57 - see comment #56 I made. (just posting this so you get a notification)  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2016 on inquisitors and cullens kid. 0
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#58 - appleisland (06/21/2016) [-]
>>#56
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#59 - jesuslizardftw (06/21/2016) [-]
how do you do that?
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#60 - appleisland (06/21/2016) [-]
Skillz
>>"number"
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#61 - appleisland (06/21/2016) [-]
Without the " "
#56 - This. Basically it's like an off-line MMO that has all the dow… 06/21/2016 on inquisitors and cullens kid. +1
#1 - "Chicken" 06/20/2016 on Spoilers +1
#103 - Could replace with white chocolate shavings or powdered sugar.… 06/20/2016 on neat 0