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#97 - I think his post is a reference to post about a guy who had a … 01/04/2015 on FJ TF2 Server - Day 1 0
#64 - He had an exclusive ability to dual-wield. If you dont call th…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Animu belong in the trash +3
User avatar #68 - amonahan (12/30/2014) [-]
Heathclaw said, I programmed it so one person could dual wield, they would essentially be the "hero". Yes it's unbalanced but Kirito didn't get it until he was about 8 episodes in, Somebody else had the ability and I'm assuming when they died it got past to Kirito. It just favours the one person who has the fastest reflexes, which is a gift in the real world.
User avatar #84 - emiyashirou (12/30/2014) [-]
I read the novels like 4 years ago, and if I remember correctly, the 10 unique skills as in, only 1 player can have it were only unlocked when they cleared floor 50.
User avatar #193 - amonahan (12/30/2014) [-]
Thank you for the info.
#55 - It was your typical, cliche harem anime. The entire premise fo…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Animu belong in the trash +3
User avatar #62 - amonahan (12/30/2014) [-]
Okay, so the helmet was designed for the game, pretty sure if anyone knew SAO was gunna happen like it did, it wouldve been stopped, that's just heathclaw being sneaky. The game was very balanced, Kirito didn't get "more skills" right off the start, he played the beta so he knew that there WERE skills to be used, and knew how to do some of them, like in WoW if all your spells were hidden you'd start the game going "wtf" then your friend says "dude just hit 2 you'll do a better move than just AA" he didn't get more stuff, he just knew how to use what he had. He went solo for a SHIT ton of levels, didn't have to share any xp, basically he just out leveled whatever area he was in. He was lvl 40 when the first guild he joined was lvl 20's. He was always way more levels than everyone else. Again like WoW when you're lvl 30 you can do deadmines solo. You're not unbalanced your just ahead of the game. Yea, he's the hero, he's supposed to make those speaches, it happens. His little sister being in love with him was too much, I agree. There really was no point in it. They could've just took that out and the story would've been fine, but I guess they needed some love interest for the second half of s1? Either way that was kinda dumb. I can agree on that. And they explained the cooking system, everything has a certain taste, combine enough thing in the right order and you can essentially make w.e u want. Basically on a programming level she compiled code from several sources to create a new code that was designed to taste like soy sauce. Not an easy task, but doable. You're entitled to think it was garbage but I can find a few holes in your argument. I'm not saying SAO is awesome or amazing, I'd say it was 7/10 enjoyable, but some things could've been done better/different.
User avatar #64 - jesuslizardftw (12/30/2014) [-]
He had an exclusive ability to dual-wield. If you dont call that unbalanced, i dont know what is.
User avatar #68 - amonahan (12/30/2014) [-]
Heathclaw said, I programmed it so one person could dual wield, they would essentially be the "hero". Yes it's unbalanced but Kirito didn't get it until he was about 8 episodes in, Somebody else had the ability and I'm assuming when they died it got past to Kirito. It just favours the one person who has the fastest reflexes, which is a gift in the real world.
User avatar #84 - emiyashirou (12/30/2014) [-]
I read the novels like 4 years ago, and if I remember correctly, the 10 unique skills as in, only 1 player can have it were only unlocked when they cleared floor 50.
User avatar #193 - amonahan (12/30/2014) [-]
Thank you for the info.
#158 - I know next to nothing on this topic, so here is a question. C…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Angels 0
User avatar #200 - centifolia (12/22/2014) [-]
No. Humans and Angels are entirely different creatures, even in the afterlife
#27 - Picture 12/21/2014 on Women are Wonderful 0
#213 - Can anyone explain this light-skin stuff to me? Looked it up b… 12/08/2014 on niggas b funny yo 0
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on science jokes -1
User avatar #9 - kuroyuri (12/01/2014) [-]
Viral is also a biology word.
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#123 - You horde or ally? Am personally ally  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on WoW the next few weeks 0
User avatar #126 - sanshi (11/14/2014) [-]
Horde... all the way...
User avatar #192 - vortix (11/14/2014) [-]
whats your name characters name ?you better not be in my "fuck this asshole" list.
i have a list of all the fuckers who camped or killed . i stalk them some times untill i find a right time to return the favor.
User avatar #203 - sanshi (11/15/2014) [-]
Zavina
User avatar #193 - vortix (11/14/2014) [-]
camped or killed me*
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