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jesuslizardftw

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Date Signed Up:1/10/2011
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Comment Ranking:#3847
Highest Content Rank:#926
Highest Comment Rank:#3772
Content Thumbs: 9043 total,  9895 ,  852
Comment Thumbs: 2157 total,  2429 ,  272
Content Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:327470
Times Content Favorited:1490 times
Total Comments Made:428
FJ Points:10191
Favorite Tags: dirtymind lolz h (2) | Even (2) | i (2) | lolz (2) | stuff (2) | wut (2)

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    4chan I 4chan I
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    School School
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    Don't Tell Me What To Do! Don't Tell Me What To Do!
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    Google gonna get it! Google gonna get it!
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    Invisibilia Nates Invisibilia Nates
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    Smells like Smells like
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    Mildy Moist Webm comp Mildy Moist Webm comp
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    Wait for it Wait for it

latest user's comments

#30 - The first one is already a lie. Didn't bother to look at the r… 07/26/2016 on Random Facts to Eat 0
#100 - What?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on american pie 0
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#101 - ridleycougar (07/12/2016) [-]
I thought you were being snarky... carry on
#15 - Watch the video at >> #1 07/11/2016 on a thing +4
#7 - I think you misunderstood him anon. 07/09/2016 on Anon thinks the alt right... +75
#14 - He was a good roboi, he didnu nuffin to nobodi.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2016 on Press F to pay respects +121
#55 - utriculargermz (07/09/2016) [-]
**utriculargermz used "*roll picture*"**
**utriculargermz rolled image** That bottom picture though
#9 - Yes, but he sent it as a phone message.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2016 on casualties +8
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#10 - niimajneb (07/08/2016) [-]
News flash: Local jesuslizardftw shocked as he learns that people can have more than one phone
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#29 - thegamepixel (07/08/2016) [-]
This just in: niimajneb doesn't realize that phones can work after being cracked. More at 11.
#27 - destroyerofcheese (07/08/2016) [-]
But then how would they continue the conversation from a different phone? Also, who the hell carries 2 phones?
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#35 - aaauuuggghhh (07/08/2016) [-]
News flash: Local cheese offender shocked as he discovers hundreds of broken phone pictures available on the internet
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#17 - indonesia (07/08/2016) [-]
but it was a new phone
#24 - Welcome to the good club.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2016 on ASIANS BETTER JOIN TEAM WHITEY +61
#37 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
*life
#139 - pingun (07/08/2016) [-]
I dont know why you folks keep using a single picture of webms like this, but i like it.
#306 - **jesuslizardftw used "*roll picture*"** **jesuslizardftw r… 07/07/2016 on Anime Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#26 - except D.VA. Who is supposed to be 19  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2016 on extreme age +5
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#229 - suisei (07/10/2016) [-]
Have you seen a lot of 19 year olds lately?
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#59 - hewatches (07/07/2016) [-]
Also Mei, who is supposed to be... 31? I think cryostasis fucked with her appearance.
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#230 - suisei (07/10/2016) [-]
Cryostasis is definitely why Mei looks younger
#38 - It's Christian Bale. Lead in American Psycho, Batman, and a bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2016 on american pie +1
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#99 - ridleycougar (07/11/2016) [-]
oh, you're funny
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#100 - jesuslizardftw (07/11/2016) [-]
What?
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#101 - ridleycougar (07/12/2016) [-]
I thought you were being snarky... carry on