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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:9/28/2016
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#1 - My Boyfriend is blind. Can verify they survive on sarcasm alone  [+] (23 replies) 06/23/2016 on jesus +378
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#43 - SoraDono (06/24/2016) [-]
at least you know he won't be seeing other people tho
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#33 - zanybruh (06/24/2016) [-]
Can we talk about how this joke is made everytime this gets reposted?
#4 - imashitbricks (06/24/2016) [-]
Being blind is probably the only way someone could stand dating you
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#29 - yaybacon (06/24/2016) [-]
That was a good one
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#26 - ragingcajun (06/24/2016) [-]
Hello? 911?
I just witnessed a fucking murder.
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#23 - cobaltmech (06/24/2016) [-]
*roll 1 burn centre* hope this works
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#27 - synthane (06/24/2016) [-]
**synthane used "*roll 1, burn center*"**
**synthane rolls Houston's Burn Center**
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#50 - zanybruh (06/25/2016) [-]
I forgot you could roll burn centers.
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#3 - itsmewaffle (06/24/2016) [-]
I am his boyfriend, can confirm.
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#25 - infinityflame (06/24/2016) [-]
Am blind, can confirm.
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#6 - radicalkid (06/24/2016) [-]
They made Braille screens!
#62 - Then you end up dating a guy with a higher libido than you, an…  [+] (1 reply) 06/01/2016 on Anon is a neckbeard +3
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#70 - keatontheghostfox (06/02/2016) [-]
You will either end up dating a guy who wanted sec when you want, or a guy who is never in the mood when you want sex.
#8 - +1 for goats as well  [+] (4 replies) 05/07/2016 on These humans helped a stuck... +16
#27 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
+2 for kids tho
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#39 - leonhardt (05/08/2016) [-]
+3 for velociraptors
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#17 - Zaxplab (05/08/2016) [-]
They can be pretty smart. My uncle used to have this giant fat-ass goat named Rocky who would lay down on top of his electric wires so all the other goats could escape.
#21 - xgolgothax (05/08/2016) [-]
my father apparently had goats on his farm as a child. He tells me that the only thing more stubborn than a goat is an older goat. He's said many times that the only way to get a goat to stay inside a pen is to lure it in with food, and then once it's inside to go in and forcibly remove it. from then on that goat will be hellbent on staying inside that pen.
#1427396 - do i have to sit outside  [+] (1 reply) 04/28/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1427397 - alexanderburns (04/28/2016) [-]
nah, just chop your dick on