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jessieqwertyu

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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:8/19/2016
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#6 - Find a nice doctor and get yourself some melons. 06/05/2015 on Wee 'ittle lemon +93
#39 - Im a witch. I am ok with this. 06/03/2015 on Choose your magic powers! 0
#32 - Some cats get matted, then once they are shaved there skin is … 06/03/2015 on Cat +7
#300 - Do you know what a tilt table test is?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on She's the real MVP (Female... 0
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#301 - machiavellianhumor (06/01/2015) [-]
yeah they strap you down to a table and rock it back and forth like you a astronaut
#87 - We work with dogs, and he got stuck with this little chihuahua…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Sexual harassment (repost) 0
#89 - bwiedieter (06/01/2015) [-]
This "grabbing the sides" thing is something that normally only girls do, and boy did it get me into trouble once. Got the same reflexes as you seem to do, and my elbow twitched into her solarplexus. Literally couldn´t help it or stop the movement in time.
That´s already bad, right? It gets worse... Her dad (my back then to-be father-in-law) saw me dropping her. His precious little princess. That was really not something that could be fixed with the "Oops" I let out.
#85 - The gay guy I work with is older, but hes the only guy slappin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Sexual harassment (repost) +1
#86 - bwiedieter (06/01/2015) [-]
Same here, the guy is actually one of our team leaders, so in theory, that´s double the trouble he might get into - but nobody really cares. In return, we call him our little Princess sometimes, gift him bananas, carrots and cucumbers for his birthday.
We love him jolly much, he´s a good guy and it´s all in jest, which is why I think noone has complained about him at Human Resources yet.
The few that actually mind his antics told him to knock it off in regards to them, Bob´s your father´s brother.
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#87 - jessieqwertyu (06/01/2015) [-]
We work with dogs, and he got stuck with this little chihuahua in a pink bag, so I slap a bow on him.

Although one time he snuck up behind me and grabbed my sides, and my reflex was to swing low. He stopped for like a wole 2 days
#89 - bwiedieter (06/01/2015) [-]
This "grabbing the sides" thing is something that normally only girls do, and boy did it get me into trouble once. Got the same reflexes as you seem to do, and my elbow twitched into her solarplexus. Literally couldn´t help it or stop the movement in time.
That´s already bad, right? It gets worse... Her dad (my back then to-be father-in-law) saw me dropping her. His precious little princess. That was really not something that could be fixed with the "Oops" I let out.
#298 - It looks like that when I go down, but a lot of people passing…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on She's the real MVP (Female... 0
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#299 - machiavellianhumor (06/01/2015) [-]
i would do another tilt table test just for the fun of a roller coaster type ride at the doctor
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#300 - jessieqwertyu (06/01/2015) [-]
Do you know what a tilt table test is?
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#301 - machiavellianhumor (06/01/2015) [-]
yeah they strap you down to a table and rock it back and forth like you a astronaut
#274 - TLDR ButtonFly I am having Neuro issues now, and you are inspi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2015 on She's the real MVP (Female... 0
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#292 - machiavellianhumor (06/01/2015) [-]
type of epilepsy? look up america's next top model season 4 faint and see if it's anything like hers
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#298 - jessieqwertyu (06/01/2015) [-]
It looks like that when I go down, but a lot of people passing out looks like similar. I looked her up and it says she has vasovagal syncope, which is something a lot of people have suggested. The only test for that is the tilt table test, which i had done, and it came back negative, but the biggest thing with that test is the high amounts of false negatives.

I appreciate the comment
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#299 - machiavellianhumor (06/01/2015) [-]
i would do another tilt table test just for the fun of a roller coaster type ride at the doctor
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#300 - jessieqwertyu (06/01/2015) [-]
Do you know what a tilt table test is?
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#301 - machiavellianhumor (06/01/2015) [-]
yeah they strap you down to a table and rock it back and forth like you a astronaut
#55 - I do it too often. There are large parts of the internet dedic… 06/01/2015 on Tumb4r +6
#134 - It's mutual. If he cared I wouldn't say it. If I cared about … 05/28/2015 on Requirements to get a GF +1