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jessieqwertyu

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:8/19/2016
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Comment Ranking:#3776
Highest Content Rank:#389
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
Content Thumbs: 4661 total,  4929 ,  268
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Content Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:240093
Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:1832
FJ Points:11969

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#9 - . 08/17/2016 on Silly Puppies +2
#8 - Dog Groomer Here! You should not Shave double coated dogs, suc…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2016 on Silly Puppies +33
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#25 - supersixfourr (08/17/2016) [-]
>Goldendoodle
#18 - machomustachio (08/17/2016) [-]
Even in hot areas? Like Florida hot
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#16 - lotengo (08/17/2016) [-]
>goldendoodle

Trump should hire the marketing genius who named that breed
#128 - Unfortunatelys they take ages to grow, and meat to bone ratio … 07/15/2016 on rabbit +12
#68 - Thats actually what I started with today. Nice to meet you tra… 07/09/2016 on Burglar 0
#379 - **jessieqwertyu used "*roll picture*"** **jessieqwertyu rol… 07/09/2016 on Your new job 0
#28 - Rattatas like so go after those on the toilet...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Pokemon Go +6
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#43 - blueboysixnine (07/09/2016) [-]
Even though theres panties, thats obviously a trap, i can see the balls
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#31 - manofparody (07/09/2016) [-]
Panties.

Hue.

I have yet to grow up.
#26 - +1 am drinking pineapple juice with different booze rn  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Burglar +3
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#31 - drunkasaurus (07/09/2016) [-]
i am drinking vodka and gatorade because I am trash
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#68 - jessieqwertyu (07/09/2016) [-]
Thats actually what I started with today. Nice to meet you trash friend. I like UVs blue raspberry in blue gatorade. Its yummy and is a terrifying color.
#1 - My Boyfriend is blind. Can verify they survive on sarcasm alone  [+] (23 new replies) 06/23/2016 on jesus +378
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#43 - SoraDono (06/24/2016) [-]
at least you know he won't be seeing other people tho
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#33 - zanybruh (06/24/2016) [-]
Can we talk about how this joke is made everytime this gets reposted?
#4 - imashitbricks (06/24/2016) [-]
Being blind is probably the only way someone could stand dating you
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#29 - yaybacon (06/24/2016) [-]
That was a good one
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#26 - ragingcajun (06/24/2016) [-]
Hello? 911?
I just witnessed a fucking murder.
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#23 - cobaltmech (06/24/2016) [-]
*roll 1 burn centre* hope this works
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#27 - synthane (06/24/2016) [-]
**synthane used "*roll 1, burn center*"**
**synthane rolls Houston's Burn Center**
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#50 - zanybruh (06/25/2016) [-]
I forgot you could roll burn centers.
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#3 - itsmewaffle (06/24/2016) [-]
I am his boyfriend, can confirm.
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#25 - infinityflame (06/24/2016) [-]
Am blind, can confirm.
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#6 - radicalkid (06/24/2016) [-]
They made Braille screens!
#62 - Then you end up dating a guy with a higher libido than you, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2016 on Anon is a neckbeard +3
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#70 - keatontheghostfox (06/02/2016) [-]
You will either end up dating a guy who wanted sec when you want, or a guy who is never in the mood when you want sex.
#23 - But Sarah Wayne Callies, unf 05/27/2016 on The Walking Hos 0