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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
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    Re: Play while you can Re: Play while you can
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    Smiley Smiley
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    Hes gonna let them finish Hes gonna let them finish
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    Google "Tilt" Google "Tilt"
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    Poetry Assignment Poetry Assignment
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    the musical fruit the musical fruit
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#1060 - Nationality: White Oops 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#1056 - Age: 19 Nationality: White Gender: Female Curren…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#1070 - thunderquill (01/27/2015) [-]
AND I LOVE YOU, NOT SO RANDOM CITIZEN!
>5' 7" 180 lbs
>fat
>lol
User avatar #1060 - jessieqwertyu (01/27/2015) [-]
Nationality: White

Oops
#991 - **** yes 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY 0
#21 - Nah, Probably just a pair of Queens 01/26/2015 on Memory foam in action +2
#24705 - Going to stop being a landwhale. Will post updates nightly. Mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24708 - baglesbites (01/24/2015) [-]
Welcome to the board. Also, I don't know what you mean by progress, but don't weight yourself more than once a week. Your body weight fluctuates daily by a pretty significant amount depending on food from the previous day, hydration, if you've used the bathroom recently ect. Good luck with your goals, and don't be afraid to post more if you get stuck
#172183 - Hey FJ, I need help attracting some male attention. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#172576 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
First: don't call yourself a whale, shit gets really depressing and it probably hurts the others around you...
Second: Don't try to attract men, you will only find guys that only care about looks, be yourself. The #1 thing for that is hygiene I guess.
Third: And keep in mind, everyone is different, I like girls that would play video games with me or atleast ones that know anything about computers, but that doesn't mean you should start playing videogames and being a geek about the stuff. That's just me... When it comes to looks I just like a girl who takes care of herself.... painted nails, earrings and clothes do not matter as long as you take a shower and keep up with whatever it is girls clean. Look for a guy that you share interests with or that likes you for you, not likes you for the makeup face and overly hyped breasts...

What i'm trying to say, don't be fake
And seriously on the landwhale thing, if your like really overweight then so be it, fix the problem. But god try to think better upon yourself, I know what it's like to be self conscious about everything and all it causes is pain for you and everyone around you...
User avatar #172266 - advicedude (01/24/2015) [-]
Just be friendly and have a sense of presense. Don't be arrogant. idk for me I hate red lipstick, it's gross.
User avatar #172247 - delphine (01/24/2015) [-]
My writing professor once said that an essay should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to stay interesting.

So, dressing sexy but still leaving a lot to the imagination. It seems to work for me. I'll usually either pick cleavage or leg, and keep the other covered. Like a low-cut top and pants, or a boat neck top with a short skirt.
User avatar #172216 - tikitaco (01/24/2015) [-]
Confidence. Just be confident in yourself, find what you like to wear, and wear it. I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for who you are. Good luck!
#172207 - anonymous (01/24/2015) [-]
confidence
physical fitness
User avatar #172202 - thatonesouthernkid (01/24/2015) [-]
not putting on too much makeup mostly, like overdoing the whole thing is really offputting to me. And this might just be me, but I really like it when a girl is dressed in something that looks comfy as fuck. not like sweats or anything, but those fucking croched ponchos or whatever they are. i dunno, it's probably some kind of mental thing like if they look like they're comfy i feel comfy too.
User avatar #172186 - rereviven (01/24/2015) [-]
Smiling and being cheery i guess. Not being in a stupid "girl groups" everywhere and not constantly checking phones is attractive i guess. Oh and the girl's HEHEHEHEHEHEHE laugh is annoying and not cute
#78 - My rules are, no reds no blacks. I am good at doing nails, so … 01/23/2015 on FUck off +3
#21 - Shia is representing Sia, While the little girl is supposed to… 01/20/2015 on Sleeping in class -1
#7 - No, Andrea. 01/07/2015 on Walking puns 0
#23313 - Like a basic "Hey I decided to get fit, what do" Lik… 01/04/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1

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User avatar #17 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
boop
#10 - jessieqwertyu (09/13/2013) [-]
cardanbar


I think I have a couple more, I can take a pic of them tomorrow if you would like. I sure dont use them
User avatar #11 to #10 - cardanbar (09/13/2013) [-]
little bro would love these. thanks man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, want some more?
User avatar #13 to #12 - cardanbar (09/21/2013) [-]
sure
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