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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:6/28/2016
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Comment Ranking:#3808
Highest Content Rank:#389
Highest Comment Rank:#1396
Content Thumbs: 4661 total,  4929 ,  268
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Content Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:240030
Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:1825
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    Elaine, plz Elaine, plz
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    Poor Mike Poor Mike
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    I am Terror I am Terror
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    Why? Why?
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    Trying to get TPB Trying to get TPB
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    A part of his BLARGH A part of his BLARGH

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#1 - My Boyfriend is blind. Can verify they survive on sarcasm alone  [+] (23 new replies) 06/23/2016 on jesus +378
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#43 - SoraDono (06/24/2016) [-]
at least you know he won't be seeing other people tho
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#33 - zanybruh (06/24/2016) [-]
Can we talk about how this joke is made everytime this gets reposted?
#4 - imashitbricks (06/24/2016) [-]
Being blind is probably the only way someone could stand dating you
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#29 - yaybacon (06/24/2016) [-]
That was a good one
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#26 - ragingcajun (06/24/2016) [-]
Hello? 911?
I just witnessed a fucking murder.
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#23 - cobaltmech (06/24/2016) [-]
*roll 1 burn centre* hope this works
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#27 - synthane (06/24/2016) [-]
**synthane used "*roll 1, burn center*"**
**synthane rolls Houston's Burn Center**
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#50 - zanybruh (06/25/2016) [-]
I forgot you could roll burn centers.
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#3 - itsmewaffle (06/24/2016) [-]
I am his boyfriend, can confirm.
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#25 - infinityflame (06/24/2016) [-]
Am blind, can confirm.
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#6 - radicalkid (06/24/2016) [-]
They made Braille screens!
#62 - Then you end up dating a guy with a higher libido than you, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2016 on Anon is a neckbeard +3
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#70 - keatontheghostfox (06/02/2016) [-]
You will either end up dating a guy who wanted sec when you want, or a guy who is never in the mood when you want sex.
#23 - But Sarah Wayne Callies, unf 05/27/2016 on The Walking Hos 0
#8 - Thank you for this! As soon as I read your comment, I remember… 05/21/2016 on :D +2
#22 - My ****** boss wouldnt let me have off. So after I asked off,… 05/08/2016 on Awesome 0
#8 - +1 for goats as well  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2016 on These humans helped a stuck... +16
#27 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
+2 for kids tho
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#39 - leonhardt (05/08/2016) [-]
+3 for velociraptors
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#17 - Zaxplab (05/08/2016) [-]
They can be pretty smart. My uncle used to have this giant fat-ass goat named Rocky who would lay down on top of his electric wires so all the other goats could escape.
#21 - xgolgothax (05/08/2016) [-]
my father apparently had goats on his farm as a child. He tells me that the only thing more stubborn than a goat is an older goat. He's said many times that the only way to get a goat to stay inside a pen is to lure it in with food, and then once it's inside to go in and forcibly remove it. from then on that goat will be hellbent on staying inside that pen.
#122 - I miss my bettas. Thinking about starting a 10gal up again 05/07/2016 on pepe +2
#18 - NJ has best Pizza places. Are you north or south? 05/03/2016 on Pizza @420 0
#783 - **jessieqwertyu used "*roll picture*"** **jessieqwertyu rol… 05/01/2016 on Win 1 million dollars by... 0
#1427396 - do i have to sit outside  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1427397 - alexanderburns (04/28/2016) [-]
nah, just chop your dick on

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