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Date Signed Up:2/22/2012
Last Login:9/23/2013
Location:Ohio
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#9 - lucky :} my boyfriend lives in Virginia..6 long hours away fro… 09/21/2013 on just needed to get this off... +1
#5 - walking tacos...just had them tonight. 09/21/2013 on Clever....too clever... 0
#7 - i would really give you a hug :} just u probs are far from me…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on just needed to get this off... +1
User avatar #8 - rapedthebed (09/21/2013) [-]
yeah im in st. louis and my girlfriend is two hours away
User avatar #9 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lucky :} my boyfriend lives in Virginia..6 long hours away from me.
He visits..and when in January i am moving down to live with him
Someone to always love you will always get you threw anything <3

My ma..Keep smiling <3
#5 - you look like you need a hug...i give you a hug -hugg…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2013 on just needed to get this off... +1
User avatar #6 - rapedthebed (09/21/2013) [-]
thank you i needed that today.
User avatar #7 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
i would really give you a hug :} just u probs are far from me XD
cleveland ohio lol
User avatar #8 - rapedthebed (09/21/2013) [-]
yeah im in st. louis and my girlfriend is two hours away
User avatar #9 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lucky :} my boyfriend lives in Virginia..6 long hours away from me.
He visits..and when in January i am moving down to live with him
Someone to always love you will always get you threw anything <3

My ma..Keep smiling <3
#23 - lol thank you kind sir xD 09/21/2013 on Anyone want to be a... 0
#21 - lol so silly xD cheeks hurt now lol  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Anyone want to be a... 0
User avatar #22 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
My job here is done~!
-flys away-
User avatar #23 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol thank you kind sir xD
#19 - awe lol im a hun xD  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Anyone want to be a... 0
User avatar #20 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
-pinches your cheeks and makes cooing noises-
c;
User avatar #21 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol so silly xD
cheeks hurt now lol
User avatar #22 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
My job here is done~!
-flys away-
User avatar #23 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol thank you kind sir xD
#17 - thank you i was uber confused :]  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Anyone want to be a... 0
User avatar #18 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
No problem hun c:
User avatar #19 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
awe lol im a hun xD
User avatar #20 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
-pinches your cheeks and makes cooing noises-
c;
User avatar #21 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol so silly xD
cheeks hurt now lol
User avatar #22 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
My job here is done~!
-flys away-
User avatar #23 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol thank you kind sir xD
#5 - i am on most of the day and great at flagging i guess... I…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Anyone want to be a... 0
User avatar #16 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
You are blue, mens you've been here for a year or more as a member.
User avatar #17 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
thank you
i was uber confused :]
User avatar #18 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
No problem hun c:
User avatar #19 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
awe lol im a hun xD
User avatar #20 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
-pinches your cheeks and makes cooing noises-
c;
User avatar #21 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol so silly xD
cheeks hurt now lol
User avatar #22 - empressvixena (09/21/2013) [-]
My job here is done~!
-flys away-
User avatar #23 - jessicaschuette (09/21/2013) [-]
lol thank you kind sir xD
#3 - right...i had this account for two or three years now...im at … 09/18/2013 on Really 0

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User avatar #127 - shootemupforus (09/01/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #128 to #127 - jessicaschuette (09/02/2013) [-]
ehy, how have u been??
User avatar #129 to #128 - shootemupforus (09/03/2013) [-]
Meh, you?

****** been kinda ****** but decent
User avatar #130 to #129 - jessicaschuette (09/03/2013) [-]
lots of **** that happened in the past month, and alot going on now..but also prearing to move down qith Magenta in january :] excited for that.
User avatar #113 - arziben (01/23/2013) [-]
psst, what's the password on the bronys tinychat ?
User avatar #114 to #113 - jessicaschuette (01/24/2013) [-]
do i knows you?
User avatar #115 to #114 - arziben (01/24/2013) [-]
derpy

damn, you forgot me already

pinkie pie was right
User avatar #116 to #115 - jessicaschuette (01/24/2013) [-]
T.T i havent been on in so long and my school has been giving me trouble :'(
i also got a new set of classes and credit corses and i am so so so so sorry i forgot that u where Derpyhooves :((
i really didnt mean to forget ='(
Gosh i am so sorry :((
User avatar #117 to #116 - arziben (01/24/2013) [-]
*put on glasses and walk away slowly*

"you're fogiven"
User avatar #118 to #117 - jessicaschuette (01/24/2013) [-]
still need that password though, or did u get it?
and thank yous for forgiving me :3
User avatar #119 to #118 - arziben (01/24/2013) [-]
nah I don't know it
User avatar #120 to #119 - jessicaschuette (01/24/2013) [-]
i sent it threw inbox :)
User avatar #121 to #120 - arziben (01/24/2013) [-]
what the heck is that password ?
User avatar #122 to #121 - jessicaschuette (01/25/2013) [-]
i sent it to you threw inbox on fj
User avatar #123 to #122 - arziben (01/25/2013) [-]
no I saw that I mean, what the heck is that password ?
User avatar #124 to #123 - jessicaschuette (01/26/2013) [-]
idk, as of right now i turned 17!
User avatar #125 to #124 - arziben (01/26/2013) [-]
very late happy birthday miss jessica :D
User avatar #126 to #125 - jessicaschuette (01/27/2013) [-]
thank you
#104 - friendlytroll (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm ready for that threesome with slowking now
User avatar #105 to #104 - jessicaschuette (12/19/2012) [-]
oh totally
;P
#80 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
**friendlytroll rolled a random image posted in comment #1507331 at Item Discussion ** I say this is mfw our threesome tonight
User avatar #82 to #80 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
lol xD
what time is it by you, cause this htree sum would have to happen after 10pm for me, going somewhere tonight XD (its 2:38pm here)
#83 to #82 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
It's like 8.40 pm here
User avatar #84 to #83 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
hehesorry, would have to get up pretty ealy XD
less you has school, in that case then we can't hehe
User avatar #85 to #84 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
We can do it Wednesday evening. My school starts at 12 pm on Thursday.
User avatar #86 to #85 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
haha ok, you'll have to remind me about it though ^-^
User avatar #89 to #88 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
Something tells me you're from the 'Mericas
User avatar #90 to #89 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
yes i am sir :)
User avatar #91 to #90 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
You're calling me sir You do not call a 17-year-old man for sir
User avatar #92 to #91 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
maybe i do
User avatar #93 to #92 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
You shut your mouth you
User avatar #94 to #93 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
nuuu, neva!!!
User avatar #95 to #94 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
Stop treating me like an old man.
User avatar #96 to #95 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
your not a old man ^-^
my old man is a old man
User avatar #97 to #96 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
'mericans
User avatar #99 to #98 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
There's this girl. She lives on my street. I need to talk to her. It'll be a treat. For when she smiles. I can't stay on my feet. And when she pulls her dick out, my brain goes: RETREAT! RETREAT!

This is when you can use :3

I made this poem myself. Just now.
User avatar #100 to #99 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
lol oh wow, good job
#101 to #100 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
It's a shame I can't ever come and visit you and slowking. It would be great fun.
It's a shame I can't ever come and visit you and slowking. It would be great fun.
User avatar #81 to #80 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
They told me I could become anything, so I became items
User avatar #102 to #81 - jessicaschuette (11/26/2012) [-]
awww -hugs-
#103 to #102 - friendlytroll (11/26/2012) [-]
It's okay though, I know people in 'merica.
It's okay though, I know people in 'merica.
#79 - jessicaschuette (11/02/2012) [-]
**jessicaschuette rolled a random image posted in comment #1573750 at MLP Brony Board **
#78 - jessicaschuette (11/02/2012) [-]
**jessicaschuette rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Detention Slips **
#77 - jessicaschuette (10/23/2012) [-]
**jessicaschuette rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at Geology is amazing **
**jessicaschuette rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at Geology is amazing **
#72 - arziben (07/07/2012) [-]
here you go
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User avatar #63 to #65 - jessicaschuette (06/04/2012) [-]
this is jissie now :3 he was hackin my account <3 :3
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User avatar #52 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
Ohio, huh?

Well I'm from Columbus....GA
User avatar #53 to #55 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
i am sry to ask GA?
User avatar #54 to #56 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
Georga.
User avatar #55 to #57 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
ahh lol, not awake as u can see...:3 its sorta 11:13pm :P
User avatar #56 to #58 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
same here.
I assume by now you're listening to dulcet tones of Brina Palencia as she goes through the opening narration?
User avatar #57 to #59 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
i am at the point in witch she is a wolf O.o
User avatar #58 to #60 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
a wolf?
Oh. like right at the beginning, ok
User avatar #59 to #61 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
yesh :3
User avatar #60 to #62 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
Well I'm going to bed.
Tell me what you think of it later, ok?
User avatar #61 to #63 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
Will do :3 <3
#30 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
Well Hi, jesse.

I'm 18, btw

I suppose I shoud mention Flora, another character in Twokinds
User avatar #31 to #33 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
she is cute ^.^ and thats really about the hight of my hair right now :3
User avatar #32 to #34 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
how strange....
Well Flora's definately one of the cutest characters in the story, but I still like Nantani and Keith the best
User avatar #33 to #35 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
indeed, i believe i shall look into this comic sometime now :3 <3
User avatar #34 to #36 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
well ok.
User avatar #35 to #37 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
so another question off the top of my head
User avatar #36 to #38 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
yais?
User avatar #37 to #39 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
acctually 2 questions...
1. Am i being weird yet to you? xD
2. are you single.....just wanna know -.-''
User avatar #38 to #40 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
1. not weird at all, not by my standards

2. yes
User avatar #39 to #41 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
cool, that is all i has to ask for now...don't be afriad to ask me anything...the weirded the question the funner xD
User avatar #40 to #42 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
I did have some questions:
1. what country do you live in?

2. have you watched Gurren Lagann?
User avatar #41 to #43 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
1. USA
2. i don't think i have....but it sounds familiar for some reason..
#42 to #44 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
does this jog your memory any?
does this jog your memory any?
User avatar #43 to #45 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
i think my friend had me watch one episode...but thats all i can think of O.o
User avatar #44 to #46 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
You must watch it...

Have you heard of Spice and Wolf?
User avatar #45 to #47 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
i must be missing out on alot...i need to watch more shows -.-
#46 to #48 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
I've never seen anyone who's watched Spice and Wolf and didn't like it
User avatar #47 to #49 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
then i has lots to watch now <3
User avatar #51 to #51 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
it was cool :D
and ill nero w=down where i am..Ohio
User avatar #49 to #51 - jessicaschuette (05/29/2012) [-]
so what country are u in..and i am watching :3
#50 to #52 - redwolfradolf (05/29/2012) [-]
how about that opening theme, huh?
how about that opening theme, huh?
#20 - jofj (04/27/2012) [-]
believe me i know &lt;3
believe me i know <3
#21 to #23 - jessicaschuette (04/27/2012) [-]
Haha, lovely lovely ♥
i know its sideways, but i am Totaly sexy ;)
User avatar #22 to #24 - jofj (04/27/2012) [-]
oh i can see that! <3
User avatar #23 to #25 - jessicaschuette (04/27/2012) [-]
indeed indeed
User avatar #17 to #19 - jessicaschuette (04/26/2012) [-]
thank you thank you thank you thank you ♥♥♥♥
User avatar #18 to #20 - arziben (04/26/2012) [-]
by the way nearly every part is a layer so I can re color it cleanly/remove things etc.

just so you know
User avatar #19 to #21 - jessicaschuette (04/27/2012) [-]
okays :3 ♥
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User avatar #14 to #16 - jessicaschuette (04/01/2012) [-]
sexy. ;)
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User avatar #8 to #10 - jessicaschuette (03/20/2012) [-]
your not a idiot, but inkow that feeling bro
#1 - jofj (03/12/2012) [-]
i claim this land in the name of jofj!
User avatar #2 to #2 - jessicaschuette (03/12/2012) [-]
haha okay. -surrenders-
#3 to #3 - jofj (03/12/2012) [-]
whew, that was easy!
#4 to #4 - jessicaschuette (03/12/2012) [-]
lol yah. i am not that hard to overcome.
#5 to #5 - jofj (03/12/2012) [-]
not sure if good thing, or bad thing
#6 to #6 - jessicaschuette (03/12/2012) [-]
hmm...yes...indeed
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