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#96 - Hmm, well have fun then. Good luck on your travels through time  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on DO IT 0
User avatar #97 - bizzareslam (10/30/2014) [-]
kk tanks
#94 - How does one get lost in time exactly?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on DO IT 0
User avatar #95 - bizzareslam (10/30/2014) [-]
malfunction
User avatar #96 - jellywolf (10/30/2014) [-]
Hmm, well have fun then.
Good luck on your travels through time
User avatar #97 - bizzareslam (10/30/2014) [-]
kk tanks
#92 - It was quite the show indeed. But I'm kinda wondering…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2014 on DO IT 0
User avatar #93 - bizzareslam (10/30/2014) [-]
timetraveler lost in time
User avatar #94 - jellywolf (10/30/2014) [-]
How does one get lost in time exactly?
User avatar #95 - bizzareslam (10/30/2014) [-]
malfunction
User avatar #96 - jellywolf (10/30/2014) [-]
Hmm, well have fun then.
Good luck on your travels through time
User avatar #97 - bizzareslam (10/30/2014) [-]
kk tanks
#162 - yeah pretty much haha 10/22/2014 on What is the stupidest thing... 0
#159 - It did traumatize me cause now I'm deathly afraid of spiders. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on What is the stupidest thing... 0
#161 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
so basically YFW
User avatar #162 - jellywolf (10/22/2014) [-]
yeah pretty much haha
#35 - my parents always told me when I was little that if I didn't g…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2014 on What is the stupidest thing... 0
#50 - blackmanrollipolli (10/21/2014) [-]
dude thats messed up. what if at like 8:01 you cant fall asleep in your bed and now you think spiders are imminently about to get you. That would have traumatized me as a child.
User avatar #159 - jellywolf (10/22/2014) [-]
It did traumatize me cause now I'm deathly afraid of spiders.
I remember one time i tried being a rebel and stayed up late and started sobbing because my parents told me I had spiders all over me. They were mean haha
But they also said that so long as I looked like I was asleep the spiders wouldn't get me so it was okay if I was awake past 8 so long as I was trying to sleep
#161 - blackmanrollipolli (10/22/2014) [-]
so basically YFW
User avatar #162 - jellywolf (10/22/2014) [-]
yeah pretty much haha
#1466 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #1620 - angelmitskano (07/25/2014) [-]
Ugh...
What's that smell?
Oh yeah.
The smell of desperation.
Guys can smell it from a mile away.
What comes with desperation that's such a put off to guys? Being clingy. Talking about your problems all the time. Wanting constant assurance of affection.
Now you're talking about some other's guy's problems in addition to your own. Guys our age don't want to hear whining and complaining and problems. They have enough of their own. And that dick you just talked about? Fuck that shit. Don't be a fucking toaster. Always there when you need it, which isn't often.
Don't be so whiny.
#3016 - **jellywolf rolled image ** 05/31/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#398 - Picture 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +1
#397 - This is Barkley, my Corgi This dog is the biggest as…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +1
#398 - jellywolf (03/25/2014) [-]
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#1 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Comment section status: Virginity taken
Comment section status: Virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Well now I feel violated.
Also slightly aroused
#3 to #2 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
#6 to #3 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm liking where this is going.
I'm liking where this is going.
#7 to #6 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
#11 to #7 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
oh you bet
oh you bet
#15 to #14 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
We got someone else who wants to join in on the fun.
#16 to #15 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Good. The more the merrier.
Good. The more the merrier.
#17 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You're god damn right!
You're god damn right!
#4 to #3 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I like what's going on here.
#5 to #4 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Would you like to join us?
Would you like to join us?
#8 to #5 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
#9 to #8 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Excellent
Excellent
#33 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.    
   
And a good tournament needs a good catering.
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.

And a good tournament needs a good catering.
#34 to #33 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
#35 to #34 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
And for the evening entertainments?
And for the evening entertainments?
#36 to #35 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
#37 to #36 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
#10 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
#12 to #10 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Anything goes
#18 to #12 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Will we need a safeword?
Will we need a safeword?
#19 to #18 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it will be this   
   
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Yeah it will be this

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#22 to #19 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
So who wants to be the bitch?
So who wants to be the bitch?
#20 to #19 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
#21 to #20 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
This is no ordinary orgy tho
This is no ordinary orgy tho
#23 to #21 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
#24 to #23 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
#25 to #24 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
#26 to #25 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
#27 to #26 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.   
   
No maze. A good arena &amp; wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.

No maze. A good arena & wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
#28 to #27 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
I live in 'merica.   
I'm sure I can find many more.
I live in 'merica.
I'm sure I can find many more.
#31 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (   
   
I wasn't even aware, that there is a &quot;finest fatty&quot; classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (

I wasn't even aware, that there is a "finest fatty" classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
#32 to #31 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
#29 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
#30 to #29 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Why of course only the finest fatties!
Why of course only the finest fatties!
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