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jellywolf

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Date Signed Up:6/23/2011
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#643 - Yup that sounds like me. Especially the hating school part. An…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Let's make friends 0
User avatar #644 - srgtd (05/09/2015) [-]
For sure, do you have a skype? IM me if you do.
#635 - Hah thats funny considering I listen to nearly every type of m…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Let's make friends 0
User avatar #638 - srgtd (05/09/2015) [-]
Playing music, being lazy (kek), playing video games (especially), and hating school.
User avatar #643 - jellywolf (05/09/2015) [-]
Yup that sounds like me. Especially the hating school part. And the lazy part.
I play vidoe games a little bit, but school gets in the way for the most part which is why I hate it!
User avatar #644 - srgtd (05/09/2015) [-]
For sure, do you have a skype? IM me if you do.
#624 - I'm always open to talk to people. What kind of music? What ot…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Let's make friends 0
User avatar #628 - srgtd (05/09/2015) [-]
I typically listen to metal; i.e, Slipknot, Metallica, Slayer, etc. I enjoy... well, not a whole lot. Basically what I put there ^.
User avatar #635 - jellywolf (05/09/2015) [-]
Hah thats funny considering I listen to nearly every type of music out there. Yes I listen to metal too, though I can't say I listen to single band alot, I mostly just listen whatever the most popular songs of each genre.
What kind of hobbies do you got?
User avatar #638 - srgtd (05/09/2015) [-]
Playing music, being lazy (kek), playing video games (especially), and hating school.
User avatar #643 - jellywolf (05/09/2015) [-]
Yup that sounds like me. Especially the hating school part. And the lazy part.
I play vidoe games a little bit, but school gets in the way for the most part which is why I hate it!
User avatar #644 - srgtd (05/09/2015) [-]
For sure, do you have a skype? IM me if you do.
#2989 - Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever … 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2980 - kinda i guess?? I would breed for IV's in pokemon Y a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2984 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty mad haha
Whatcha been listening to musicwise these days?
User avatar #2989 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever is on around me. Though I find myself listening to classic rock a lot I guess? I dunno it's hard to say because im really flexible with my music choices.

though i am a huge country fan too. hate all you want, I love me some country music hahaha
#2976 - awesome awesome. Do you play competitively or just for fun?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2977 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Just for fun haha
Wby? Are you a competitive player??
User avatar #2980 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
kinda i guess??

I would breed for IV's in pokemon Y and try to put together a good team and stuff. I kinda just started getting into it but then life caught up and then AS came out so I stopped for a while to play for fun. I wanna play competitively again but other people are just so good at the game its scary to battle them
User avatar #2984 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty mad haha
Whatcha been listening to musicwise these days?
User avatar #2989 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever is on around me. Though I find myself listening to classic rock a lot I guess? I dunno it's hard to say because im really flexible with my music choices.

though i am a huge country fan too. hate all you want, I love me some country music hahaha
#2972 - Thats awesome. I played through all of Alpha Sapphire, and its…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2973 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I did indeed pick the glorious mudkip
User avatar #2976 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
awesome awesome.
Do you play competitively or just for fun?
User avatar #2977 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Just for fun haha
Wby? Are you a competitive player??
User avatar #2980 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
kinda i guess??

I would breed for IV's in pokemon Y and try to put together a good team and stuff. I kinda just started getting into it but then life caught up and then AS came out so I stopped for a while to play for fun. I wanna play competitively again but other people are just so good at the game its scary to battle them
User avatar #2984 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty mad haha
Whatcha been listening to musicwise these days?
User avatar #2989 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever is on around me. Though I find myself listening to classic rock a lot I guess? I dunno it's hard to say because im really flexible with my music choices.

though i am a huge country fan too. hate all you want, I love me some country music hahaha
#2970 - Haha well I also play a lot of games. Lately I've played monst…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2971 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I've just started playing Pokemon Omega Ruby ^^
User avatar #2972 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Thats awesome. I played through all of Alpha Sapphire, and its a pretty awesome game. Which starter did you pick?
The correct answer would be mudkip but the others are cool too i guess
User avatar #2973 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I did indeed pick the glorious mudkip
User avatar #2976 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
awesome awesome.
Do you play competitively or just for fun?
User avatar #2977 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Just for fun haha
Wby? Are you a competitive player??
User avatar #2980 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
kinda i guess??

I would breed for IV's in pokemon Y and try to put together a good team and stuff. I kinda just started getting into it but then life caught up and then AS came out so I stopped for a while to play for fun. I wanna play competitively again but other people are just so good at the game its scary to battle them
User avatar #2984 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty mad haha
Whatcha been listening to musicwise these days?
User avatar #2989 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever is on around me. Though I find myself listening to classic rock a lot I guess? I dunno it's hard to say because im really flexible with my music choices.

though i am a huge country fan too. hate all you want, I love me some country music hahaha
#2964 - I draw lots of things. I call my style semi-realistic but it c…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2966 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty cool!
What vidya games do you play?
User avatar #2970 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Haha well I also play a lot of games. Lately I've played monster hunter, not the newest one though, though I am a huge pokemon fan as well. I've also been playing Dont Starve and if you havent tried that game, I recommend doing so.
User avatar #2971 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I've just started playing Pokemon Omega Ruby ^^
User avatar #2972 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Thats awesome. I played through all of Alpha Sapphire, and its a pretty awesome game. Which starter did you pick?
The correct answer would be mudkip but the others are cool too i guess
User avatar #2973 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I did indeed pick the glorious mudkip
User avatar #2976 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
awesome awesome.
Do you play competitively or just for fun?
User avatar #2977 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Just for fun haha
Wby? Are you a competitive player??
User avatar #2980 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
kinda i guess??

I would breed for IV's in pokemon Y and try to put together a good team and stuff. I kinda just started getting into it but then life caught up and then AS came out so I stopped for a while to play for fun. I wanna play competitively again but other people are just so good at the game its scary to battle them
User avatar #2984 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty mad haha
Whatcha been listening to musicwise these days?
User avatar #2989 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever is on around me. Though I find myself listening to classic rock a lot I guess? I dunno it's hard to say because im really flexible with my music choices.

though i am a huge country fan too. hate all you want, I love me some country music hahaha
#2814 - 19, Female, NorCal, Humboldt county I play video game…  [+] (22 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +2
#2885 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Oohh what do ya draw??

Sadly I'm from Scotland so no hang out but I'm game to chat
User avatar #2964 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
I draw lots of things. I call my style semi-realistic but it can range from cartoony to anime-ish as well. I can draw realistic too but i dont always have the patience for that.
User avatar #2966 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty cool!
What vidya games do you play?
User avatar #2970 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Haha well I also play a lot of games. Lately I've played monster hunter, not the newest one though, though I am a huge pokemon fan as well. I've also been playing Dont Starve and if you havent tried that game, I recommend doing so.
User avatar #2971 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I've just started playing Pokemon Omega Ruby ^^
User avatar #2972 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Thats awesome. I played through all of Alpha Sapphire, and its a pretty awesome game. Which starter did you pick?
The correct answer would be mudkip but the others are cool too i guess
User avatar #2973 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I did indeed pick the glorious mudkip
User avatar #2976 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
awesome awesome.
Do you play competitively or just for fun?
User avatar #2977 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Just for fun haha
Wby? Are you a competitive player??
User avatar #2980 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
kinda i guess??

I would breed for IV's in pokemon Y and try to put together a good team and stuff. I kinda just started getting into it but then life caught up and then AS came out so I stopped for a while to play for fun. I wanna play competitively again but other people are just so good at the game its scary to battle them
User avatar #2984 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty mad haha
Whatcha been listening to musicwise these days?
User avatar #2989 - jellywolf (04/21/2015) [-]
Well I listen to nearly anything so it's pretty much whatever is on around me. Though I find myself listening to classic rock a lot I guess? I dunno it's hard to say because im really flexible with my music choices.

though i am a huge country fan too. hate all you want, I love me some country music hahaha
User avatar #2924 - thesoulseeker (04/21/2015) [-]
Do you wear a kilt and play bagpipes? If ya don't then you're not a true scotsman!
User avatar #2926 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I do not play the bagpipes but I wear the kilt!
#2929 - thesoulseeker (04/21/2015) [-]
I can respect a man who lets the wind touch his balls.
So which part of Scotland are you in? I'm in Dundee. The city with the most fun name out the cities that have universities with physics courses in Scotland.
#2930 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm from Glasgow ^^ I studying Computer Games Development at UWS.
I applied for Abertay but I suck at maths and didn't pass higher so I didn't get in :'c
User avatar #2933 - thesoulseeker (04/21/2015) [-]
That's pretty close. Are you from Scotland or...? I'm Bulgarian.
User avatar #2934 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
Born in the UK lived here all my days ^^
User avatar #2936 - thesoulseeker (04/21/2015) [-]
So.... Who are you gonna vote for in the elections? Or who did you vote for because I'm no longer sure if they've passed already.
User avatar #2938 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
They've not come around yet. Honestly I really don't know. Most of them seem to be spouting nothing but shite these days.
User avatar #2939 - thesoulseeker (04/21/2015) [-]
Exactly what I and most of the audience from the looks on their faces thought when I was watching the TV7 debate thingy.
Although I also thought that the UK politicians aren't much different from the Bulgarian ones.

Still if you were forced to vote. Who would you vote for?
User avatar #2946 - apothicary (04/21/2015) [-]
I really haven't made up my mind. To be honest whoever has the best defence and environment plan will get my vote.
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Comment section status: Virginity taken
Comment section status: Virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Well now I feel violated.
Also slightly aroused
#3 to #2 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
#6 to #3 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm liking where this is going.
I'm liking where this is going.
#7 to #6 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
#11 to #7 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
oh you bet
oh you bet
#15 to #14 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
We got someone else who wants to join in on the fun.
#16 to #15 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Good. The more the merrier.
Good. The more the merrier.
#17 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You're god damn right!
You're god damn right!
#4 to #3 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I like what's going on here.
#5 to #4 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Would you like to join us?
Would you like to join us?
#8 to #5 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
#9 to #8 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Excellent
Excellent
#33 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.    
   
And a good tournament needs a good catering.
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.

And a good tournament needs a good catering.
#34 to #33 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
#35 to #34 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
And for the evening entertainments?
And for the evening entertainments?
#36 to #35 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
#37 to #36 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
#10 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
#12 to #10 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Anything goes
#18 to #12 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Will we need a safeword?
Will we need a safeword?
#19 to #18 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it will be this   
   
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Yeah it will be this

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#22 to #19 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
So who wants to be the bitch?
So who wants to be the bitch?
#20 to #19 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
#21 to #20 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
This is no ordinary orgy tho
This is no ordinary orgy tho
#23 to #21 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
#24 to #23 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
#25 to #24 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
#26 to #25 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
#27 to #26 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.   
   
No maze. A good arena &amp; wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.

No maze. A good arena & wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
#28 to #27 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
I live in 'merica.   
I'm sure I can find many more.
I live in 'merica.
I'm sure I can find many more.
#31 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (   
   
I wasn't even aware, that there is a &quot;finest fatty&quot; classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (

I wasn't even aware, that there is a "finest fatty" classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
#32 to #31 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
#29 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
#30 to #29 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Why of course only the finest fatties!
Why of course only the finest fatties!
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