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jellywolf

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Date Signed Up:6/23/2011
Last Login:4/17/2015
Location:In the empty shell of a person I used to be
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Comment Ranking:#27330
Highest Content Rank:#4001
Highest Comment Rank:#8622
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Level 103 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 104 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:39825
Times Content Favorited:120 times
Total Comments Made:350
FJ Points:2509

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latest user's comments

#180871 - They can be chill, it depends on the fish because fish kinda h… 04/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#180744 - Okay well a single goldfish needs at least 10 gallons to live …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #180774 - mondominiman (04/09/2015) [-]
I didn't know, I heard they were slightly aggressive but I never saw them fight or anything so I assumed they were cool with each other.
User avatar #180871 - jellywolf (04/10/2015) [-]
They can be chill, it depends on the fish because fish kinda have different personalities. as weird as that may sound . My tiger barbs leave other fish alone, though that could be because my other fish will attack them if they get too close.
But I've learned many things the hard way when it comes to fish, just try to make sure your mistakes aren't too expensive. (I've had some very expensive fish end up eating each other)
#9 - I've been to club 33 a few times, its not really as good as yo… 03/19/2015 on Some Disneyland facts -1
#316 - I chose mine cause my nickname in highschool was jelly (becaus… 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#1897 - *roll rpg race* 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#1893 - **jellywolf used "*roll rpg name*"** **jellywolf rolls Reut**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #1897 - jellywolf (02/20/2015) [-]
*roll rpg race*
#362 - Ive never had a valentine my entire life. Im used to it but th… 02/13/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
#1893 - Thank you I might just send you a message when I have time…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1900 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Hey anytime friend.
#1859 - I don't really want to talk about anything right now, I just n…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1863 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Any time friend, my profile is always open to anyone who wants to talk
User avatar #1893 - jellywolf (02/03/2015) [-]
Thank you
I might just send you a message when I have time after the initial sadness wave is over.
User avatar #1900 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Hey anytime friend.
#1846 - I'm just constantly tired I don't know really what I'm ti…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1852 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
All things do pass, and I'm sorry for what happened to you.
It get's better as time goes on. You will find other means to motivate yourself, but i can understand where you're coming from.
Anything you want to talk about?
User avatar #1859 - jellywolf (02/03/2015) [-]
I don't really want to talk about anything right now, I just need to get how I feel off my chest because I just really feel like I have no one right now.
I know I'll get over it eventually, I always do but given that the trust incident happened today, I just feel devastated. The worst part was that i've been pretty down lately so this hasn't helped.
Thanks so much for replying though
User avatar #1863 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Any time friend, my profile is always open to anyone who wants to talk
User avatar #1893 - jellywolf (02/03/2015) [-]
Thank you
I might just send you a message when I have time after the initial sadness wave is over.
User avatar #1900 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Hey anytime friend.
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Comment section status: Virginity taken
Comment section status: Virginity taken
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Well now I feel violated.
Also slightly aroused
#3 to #2 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
You think you are aroused/violated now, but soon you will be at a whole new level of violation/arousal.
#6 to #3 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm liking where this is going.
I'm liking where this is going.
#7 to #6 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
Oh yeah, you like it dirty don't you?
#11 to #7 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
oh you bet
oh you bet
#15 to #14 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
We got someone else who wants to join in on the fun.
#16 to #15 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
Good. The more the merrier.
Good. The more the merrier.
#17 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
You're god damn right!
You're god damn right!
#4 to #3 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I like what's going on here.
#5 to #4 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Would you like to join us?
Would you like to join us?
#8 to #5 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
#9 to #8 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Excellent
Excellent
#33 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.    
   
And a good tournament needs a good catering.
I only want to know if they'll make a sturdy steed. I won't lose a jousting tournament because my steed runs from the fight because the smell of food in the air.

And a good tournament needs a good catering.
#34 to #33 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
They are well trained trained all of your needs will be meet.
#35 to #34 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
And for the evening entertainments?
And for the evening entertainments?
#36 to #35 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
They shall all fight to the death!!!!!!
#37 to #36 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
#10 to #9 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
So, what have you planned for our... get-together?
#12 to #10 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Anything goes
#18 to #12 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Will we need a safeword?
Will we need a safeword?
#19 to #18 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it will be this   
   
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Yeah it will be this

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#22 to #19 - jellywolf (02/06/2014) [-]
So who wants to be the bitch?
So who wants to be the bitch?
#20 to #19 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
Safewords aren't supposed to be arousing.
#21 to #20 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
This is no ordinary orgy tho
This is no ordinary orgy tho
#23 to #21 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
Oh? What's special about this one besides having one weird ass safeword and barely enough participants to even be classified as an orgy.
#24 to #23 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
Their will be like fifty fat chicks covered in hot butter jacked up on PCP
#25 to #24 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
Do I get to ride them like horse? Will we have jousting tournaments?
#26 to #25 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
What ever your heart desires. We can even have them fight to the death in a neo-futuristic gladiatorial maze filled with all kinds of horrors : D
#27 to #26 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.   
   
No maze. A good arena &amp; wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
Where would we get another fifty fatties for the next time, if they die? Planning ahead, sir.

No maze. A good arena & wild animals. I'd love to see them run.
#28 to #27 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
I live in 'merica.   
I'm sure I can find many more.
I live in 'merica.
I'm sure I can find many more.
#31 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (   
   
I wasn't even aware, that there is a &quot;finest fatty&quot; classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
Seems that all that fat in our conversation has clogged up the veins of reply. : (

I wasn't even aware, that there is a "finest fatty" classification. Sounds like something farmers are into.
#32 to #31 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
Yeah I guess they are more well bred or something or they eat only the finest fatty foods.
#29 to #28 - aroused (02/06/2014) [-]
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
No Walmart peasants. I have seen their kind on the internet. These will not please me.
#30 to #29 - rakuraimasuta (02/06/2014) [-]
Why of course only the finest fatties!
Why of course only the finest fatties!
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