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jellyman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000010717
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Steam Profile: jellyman3
Consoles Owned: Playstation 4, Wii U
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, acting, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5046
Comment Ranking:#6543
Highest Content Rank:#1222
Highest Comment Rank:#283
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Content Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 51.6% (258/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:282871
Times Content Favorited:817 times
Total Comments Made:3117
FJ Points:20172
Favorite Tags: description (3) | facebook (2) | giant (2) | MS paint (2) | Pokemon (2) | The Game (2)
I like cheeseburgers

latest user's comments

#167968 - I want to buy an anti-virus/internet security program for my L…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168074 - pokemonstheshiz (12/22/2014) [-]
MSE+Malwarebytes+AdwCleaner
All free (you can pay for the Malwarebytes premium if you want), and virtually no problems, and I torrent stuff/browse unsavory sites more often than I'd care to admit.
User avatar #167987 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/22/2014) [-]
Nothing is really worth buying, tbh.
Just go with Avast and Malbytes and you're set.
User avatar #167984 - makotoitou (12/22/2014) [-]
norton tho
User avatar #167977 - maybelline (12/22/2014) [-]
norton 100%
#6 - I just get their mcchickens and mcdoubles if I don't feel like… 12/17/2014 on McPuns +1
#4 - The mcrib isn't that bad. Not that good, but not that bad, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on McPuns +1
#5 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/17/2014) [-]
Their Chicken Ranch BLT sandvich is the best thing on the McDoodley's menu, so I always get that.

Even if their 'bacon' is flaccid and not even remotely chewy.
#6 - jellyman (12/17/2014) [-]
I just get their mcchickens and mcdoubles if I don't feel like spending much moneys.

Their chicken ranch blts are the shit though
#2 - They have mcribs now, which is pork, or probably human flesh. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on McPuns +1
#3 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/17/2014) [-]
No, no, the shame and disparity of high school drop outs and swaggots is what they make their chicken nuggets out of.

And we don't talk about the McRib.

Ribs and fast food are two things that should never combine. Ever. If I want ribs I will go to a casual diner.
User avatar #4 - jellyman (12/17/2014) [-]
The mcrib isn't that bad. Not that good, but not that bad, but you're right. If I wanted ribs I'd rather go to smoky bones and get their baby back ribs.

Also, I really like that picture. It's a very nice picture
#5 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/17/2014) [-]
Their Chicken Ranch BLT sandvich is the best thing on the McDoodley's menu, so I always get that.

Even if their 'bacon' is flaccid and not even remotely chewy.
#6 - jellyman (12/17/2014) [-]
I just get their mcchickens and mcdoubles if I don't feel like spending much moneys.

Their chicken ranch blts are the shit though
#171 - I wish **** like this happens more often, but apparentl… 12/17/2014 on Smile for me +4
#873 - **jellyman used "*roll cis privilege*"** **jellyman rolls Y… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#50 - Oh yeah, you're right. It is season 9, but season 9 makes me u…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes us all upsetti. It was a tragedy that can never be allowed to happen again,
#48 - We don't talk about season 10  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #49 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't it season 9? And we can never forghetti.
User avatar #50 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you're right. It is season 9, but season 9 makes me upsetti. Also, bendingtime is good
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes us all upsetti. It was a tragedy that can never be allowed to happen again,
#47 - Really? But Andy's the **** :/ oh well. I'm still havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #55 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
They said it was because of movies and stuff, but since they finished Guardians of the Galaxy, and I haven't heard about any upcoming movie he's in, they may change their mind.
#22 - I ******* love parks and recreation. I can't wait for t…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream +4
User avatar #44 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
Let's just hope this really is the final season, and they don't pull that shit that happened to Scrubs.
User avatar #48 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
We don't talk about season 10
User avatar #49 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't it season 9? And we can never forghetti.
User avatar #50 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you're right. It is season 9, but season 9 makes me upsetti. Also, bendingtime is good
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes us all upsetti. It was a tragedy that can never be allowed to happen again,
User avatar #40 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
People keep saying its probably gonna suck because Andy won't be there most of the time. But I still cant wait. Coming out January 17th I think.
User avatar #47 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
Really? But Andy's the shit :/ oh well. I'm still having high hopes
User avatar #55 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
They said it was because of movies and stuff, but since they finished Guardians of the Galaxy, and I haven't heard about any upcoming movie he's in, they may change their mind.
#118 - First the painting of a dog and a little girl french kissing … 12/16/2014 on Science! +3
#117 - God ******* damn it 12/16/2014 on Science! +12
#140 - There happens to be a lot of fat shamming on funnyjunk. I unde…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on size does matter +4
User avatar #165 - dcmp (12/16/2014) [-]
You can't stop them from being fat, its true, but you cant stop me from calling them a fucking fatass
User avatar #162 - undeadmaus (12/16/2014) [-]
I won't stop them from being fat. I won't impose on their right to be fat. They can be fat all they want, it's their right, just as it is mine to bitch about it.
#145 - alkamer (12/16/2014) [-]
Unlike some basement dwellers, present company excluded of course, we humans are social creatures. Smokers smell bad even if they try to cover it up with parfume or mint or whatever. ever been a nonsmoker on crowded metro? You'd understand. As such the type of landwhaleus or fatassiens are often well carriers of bacteria since their gross fat and increased touching surface between skin(you know, where skin close up completely like armpits) they tend to carry more bacteria and god knows what else. I'd mention my eye taste and say that they look too damn hideous for their own sake but that is obvious already.
Tl:dr I don't give a fuck what they are. I don't want them to affect me even tiniest bit, in any way.
#88 - One time I was playing a shooting game in the arcade and a ran… 12/16/2014 on Go away i'm busy! 0
#154 - **jellyman used "*roll 3, pokemon*"** **jellyman rolls Swan… 12/13/2014 on all roll types 0
#124 - Why are people bashing on the security guard for fleeing away?…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman +5
User avatar #151 - kattr (12/05/2014) [-]
It's your fucking job to have skills to take down people like that when you're security
User avatar #205 - malhaloc (12/05/2014) [-]
not when you're at a distance in a narrow hallway and the guy you're supposed to be taking down is at the other end with a handgun.

logic? whats that?
User avatar #206 - kattr (12/05/2014) [-]
picking a job you're not good at
logic? whats that?
User avatar #207 - malhaloc (12/05/2014) [-]
Ok let me explain it to you as clear as I can possibly make it. She doesn't have a gun. That means all she has is her hands. That hallway is longer than arms reach and if you watch the gif, they're at opposite ends. With me so far? I know its difficult but try to keep up. Guns can go many many times your arms length once fired. And the bullet travels really really fast. In other words, she would have been dead or at least seriously injured by the time she even got to him. Skill has nothing to do with it. Try not to overheat your brain thinking about this one.
User avatar #209 - kattr (12/05/2014) [-]
>being employed for a job you arent competent in doing anything when something actually happens
people are just idiots, who knows
User avatar #210 - malhaloc (12/05/2014) [-]
...tell you what, go get a job as a security officer then if someone comes in with a gun, go charge headlong into them. Let's see how that works out for ya. I'm rooting for ya. I believe in you.
#65 - Comment deleted 12/03/2014 on 911 0
#137 - I don't go on funnyjunk as often as I used to, so who is this guy?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on She knows 0
#142 - aphoticnefelibata (12/02/2014) [-]
It's a girl if I remember correctly, and she posted a joke (on Tumblr I think) and the SJW's got pissed so they harassed her to almost no end lqtm.
Full story here: funnyjunk.com/Sjw+hate+mob+vs+a+lymeric/funny-pictures/5372872/
#141 - doctorhotspur (12/02/2014) [-]
tumblr gal who made a distasteful Ferguson limerick who was then completely muthafuckingly obliterated by tha sjws (doxxing/death threats and the like).
#84 - **jellyman rolled image ** my painting 12/02/2014 on My brothers oil painting 0
#50 - Source? inb4 battletoads, sarude dandstorm, etc.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on 100% legit 0
#90 - ChilyCheeseFryz (11/29/2014) [-]
Darude - Battlestorms
User avatar #55 - ericforeman (11/29/2014) [-]
Far Cry 4
#80 - Picture 11/27/2014 on Totally Accurate 2 +18
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on bird city +5
#54 - Thundergod (11/21/2014) [-]
Someone missed the joke.
#45 - I just don't get it. The majority of votes were positive yet i… 11/20/2014 on Sword Art OnWeed +3
#69 - I understand that it's good to face your fears, but it depends…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on The fears are paper tigers 0
User avatar #74 - assrocket (11/20/2014) [-]
Ok, tumblr.
You know exactly what it meant - don't overexamine it.
#275 - Parasyte the Maxim anyone? 11/20/2014 on Starter packs man +1

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#21 to #20 - jellyman (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you, and in return I shall give you a red panda
#13 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
Random or animal social or any 			****		 like that by chance?
Random or animal social or any **** like that by chance?
#14 to #13 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
If you're referring to how I might remember you, then I don't really remember tbh lol all I know is that I've seen your name somewhere
User avatar #15 to #14 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
Weird, but whatever mango.

I mean I rarely comment on anything anymore but used to.
User avatar #16 to #15 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Same. I just browse whenever I have the time.

But how do you know you know me from somewhere?
User avatar #17 to #16 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
The name rung a bell is all, that's about it really.
User avatar #19 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Mind if I add you? I need more friends on fj lol
#18 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough
Fair enough
User avatar #12 - jellyman (03/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - jimbobji (08/16/2012) [-]
DON'T POST COMMENTS AND THEM DELETE THEM.

Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
User avatar #7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O
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