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jellyman

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:8/25/2016
Location:Florida
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I like cheeseburgers

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#175834 - You got me! I was kidding so I can get attention haha! … 06/19/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#175828 - Not the poopoo! 06/18/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#1216220 - I don't know, I've been watching Sakamoto Desu Ga today and it…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1216253 - nigeltheoutlaw (06/19/2016) [-]
The manga was better, and even that wasn't good enough to stop me from dropping it. Nips can't do humor brevv.
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#1216236 - hsm (06/19/2016) [-]
k
#175826 - I like Death Grips  [+] (19 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#175841 - thebestpieever (06/19/2016) [-]
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#175858 - shibe (06/19/2016) [-]
jesus
#175860 - thebestpieever (06/19/2016) [-]
What?
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#175861 - shibe (06/19/2016) [-]
pls don't think like that walker

there's enough neps in the real world
#175863 - thebestpieever (06/19/2016) [-]
What the fuck did you just say? There's never enough neps. There is no such a thing as enough neps. Don't you ever conceive of the possibility of there being enough neps!
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#175864 - shibe (06/19/2016) [-]
i was meaning no neps in the real world

no neps is enough neps
#175865 - thebestpieever (06/19/2016) [-]
You are dead to me.
#175866 - shibe (06/19/2016) [-]
love u 2 hun
#175867 - thebestpieever (06/19/2016) [-]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
#175833 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** meme music
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#175832 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2016) [-]
MODS!
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#175830 - haydentheviking (06/18/2016) [-]
whats a death grip
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#175836 - jellyman (06/19/2016) [-]
A really painful handjob
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#175835 - jellyman (06/19/2016) [-]
A really painful rimjob
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#175829 - shibe (06/18/2016) [-]
haha good one

nobody REALLY likes death grips right?
#175848 - eplejuice (06/19/2016) [-]
I genuinely like "get got", "eh", "hot head", "giving bad people good ideas" and "inanimate sensation".
though that is only under very special conditions when I feel hyper or working out
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#175834 - jellyman (06/19/2016) [-]
You got me! I was kidding so I can get attention haha!

Fuck me please?
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#175827 - anametoremember (06/18/2016) [-]
wow, disgusting. blocked and reported to the popo.
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#175828 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
Not the poopoo!
#474567 - I hate when people compare a major incident that receives more…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
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#474590 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
Because all anyone ever talks about are the tragedies in USA. Try to bring up a tragedy in a different country and no one cares.
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#474579 - sugoi (06/19/2016) [-]
Yeah they're pretty retarded.
People are suffering more than you in some other country so you're not allowed to suffer!
#214126 - I kinda like Mizrahit. I just don't listen to it much. … 06/18/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#214121 - When I heard pop music I was thinking of mainstream Israeli **…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214124 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I'm writing this as my Chapman ML-1 is resting on my knees, and as i'm noodling away. #CHAPMAN MASSTURD RACE
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#214123 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
Eww The Israeli pop genre is called Mizrahit, and we all think it's digusting.

We do actualy have a very good time when we play together, and the chemistry is fine, it's just that i settle for something i'm not very proud of, but who cares, I mean, If you have a good time, and it's enough to get the bitches in line, what the fuck is the problem?

Tool are one of my favorite bands, but amongst the favorite Rock genres are Radiohead (Favorite of 11 years), Porcupine Tree, System of a Down, Soundgarden, As mentioned above, Tool, And some others that I really like, for example, Incubus, Alice in Chains, And Atoms For peace.

It's cool that you play all these instruments, that sounds awesome. If I could call myself a musician, I'd say i'm a guitarist above all, been playing guitar for almost 9 years.
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#214126 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
I kinda like Mizrahit. I just don't listen to it much.

I think System of a Down and Alice in Chains are amazing. I don't know much about Soundgarden or Incubus that much, but from what I've heard from them they're pretty good, and I don't like Radiohead that much. Other bands I like are Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, A Day to Remember, Death Grips, etc.

Guitar is really fun, I just need to improve myself on it and other instruments. I wish I played guitar for 9 years lol
#214118 - Oh true that lol it would have been a fun, cool day. Have fun …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214119 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I listen mostly to experimental/prog/alt rock, aswell as blues, jazz, funk and prog/alt/nu metal mostly.

Unfortunaly, my band consists of me and 2 normie friends who listen to pop music, so i pretty much settle for playing pop music, but we do change the songs quite a bit.

i've tried, deer lord have i tried to make them play Porcupine Tree, but they're all like nah, let's just play Plain White T's and Imagine Dragons.

Our singer's response to me asking to play jazz/rock is just her whining on and on about how she doesn't have "that voice" for these genres, and that she doesn't like them.

I still have a few great buds who jam blues/jazz/funk with me, so that's pretty kewl.

I play guitar/bass/piano, and i'm the bassist for our band.
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#214121 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
When I heard pop music I was thinking of mainstream Israeli shit like Coby Peretz or Maya Buskila lmfao

Damn that sucks. Have you considered finding another band if you're not really satisfied? I wouldn't want to play that shit all the time unless we just jam for fun you know, but if you enjoy playing with them then that's fine too lol I'm sure you guys are good.

For me I listen to anything that I think is good, but I mostly know a few metal sub genres and what not. I've heard a lot of alternative and a few modern prog rock, mostly tool lol but I only know 4 of their mainstream songs.

I know how to play guitar, bass, piano, xylophone, trumpet and tenor saxophone, but I'm not an expert on any of those instruments lol
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#214124 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I'm writing this as my Chapman ML-1 is resting on my knees, and as i'm noodling away. #CHAPMAN MASSTURD RACE
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#214123 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
Eww The Israeli pop genre is called Mizrahit, and we all think it's digusting.

We do actualy have a very good time when we play together, and the chemistry is fine, it's just that i settle for something i'm not very proud of, but who cares, I mean, If you have a good time, and it's enough to get the bitches in line, what the fuck is the problem?

Tool are one of my favorite bands, but amongst the favorite Rock genres are Radiohead (Favorite of 11 years), Porcupine Tree, System of a Down, Soundgarden, As mentioned above, Tool, And some others that I really like, for example, Incubus, Alice in Chains, And Atoms For peace.

It's cool that you play all these instruments, that sounds awesome. If I could call myself a musician, I'd say i'm a guitarist above all, been playing guitar for almost 9 years.
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#214126 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
I kinda like Mizrahit. I just don't listen to it much.

I think System of a Down and Alice in Chains are amazing. I don't know much about Soundgarden or Incubus that much, but from what I've heard from them they're pretty good, and I don't like Radiohead that much. Other bands I like are Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, A Day to Remember, Death Grips, etc.

Guitar is really fun, I just need to improve myself on it and other instruments. I wish I played guitar for 9 years lol
#50 - **jellyman used "*roll picture*"** **jellyman rolled image…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2016 on grandanon tells how it is +4
#54 - funpunk (06/18/2016) [-]
Neat roll.
#214116 - Right? I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out befo…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214117 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
In all seriousness, I would have loved to hang out, and it's pretty much possible since this is such a small country, but i'm very preoccupied with end of the year shit with school, and i've got a concert 2 days from now that makes me even more busy since me and my band need place our practices on overdrive, plus the whole trip to germany at the same day the school year ends.

it would've been cool, mate.
what a day it could have been.
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#214118 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
Oh true that lol it would have been a fun, cool day. Have fun with the concert dude. What music do you guys play?
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#214119 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I listen mostly to experimental/prog/alt rock, aswell as blues, jazz, funk and prog/alt/nu metal mostly.

Unfortunaly, my band consists of me and 2 normie friends who listen to pop music, so i pretty much settle for playing pop music, but we do change the songs quite a bit.

i've tried, deer lord have i tried to make them play Porcupine Tree, but they're all like nah, let's just play Plain White T's and Imagine Dragons.

Our singer's response to me asking to play jazz/rock is just her whining on and on about how she doesn't have "that voice" for these genres, and that she doesn't like them.

I still have a few great buds who jam blues/jazz/funk with me, so that's pretty kewl.

I play guitar/bass/piano, and i'm the bassist for our band.
User avatar
#214121 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
When I heard pop music I was thinking of mainstream Israeli shit like Coby Peretz or Maya Buskila lmfao

Damn that sucks. Have you considered finding another band if you're not really satisfied? I wouldn't want to play that shit all the time unless we just jam for fun you know, but if you enjoy playing with them then that's fine too lol I'm sure you guys are good.

For me I listen to anything that I think is good, but I mostly know a few metal sub genres and what not. I've heard a lot of alternative and a few modern prog rock, mostly tool lol but I only know 4 of their mainstream songs.

I know how to play guitar, bass, piano, xylophone, trumpet and tenor saxophone, but I'm not an expert on any of those instruments lol
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#214124 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I'm writing this as my Chapman ML-1 is resting on my knees, and as i'm noodling away. #CHAPMAN MASSTURD RACE
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#214123 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
Eww The Israeli pop genre is called Mizrahit, and we all think it's digusting.

We do actualy have a very good time when we play together, and the chemistry is fine, it's just that i settle for something i'm not very proud of, but who cares, I mean, If you have a good time, and it's enough to get the bitches in line, what the fuck is the problem?

Tool are one of my favorite bands, but amongst the favorite Rock genres are Radiohead (Favorite of 11 years), Porcupine Tree, System of a Down, Soundgarden, As mentioned above, Tool, And some others that I really like, for example, Incubus, Alice in Chains, And Atoms For peace.

It's cool that you play all these instruments, that sounds awesome. If I could call myself a musician, I'd say i'm a guitarist above all, been playing guitar for almost 9 years.
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#214126 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
I kinda like Mizrahit. I just don't listen to it much.

I think System of a Down and Alice in Chains are amazing. I don't know much about Soundgarden or Incubus that much, but from what I've heard from them they're pretty good, and I don't like Radiohead that much. Other bands I like are Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, A Day to Remember, Death Grips, etc.

Guitar is really fun, I just need to improve myself on it and other instruments. I wish I played guitar for 9 years lol