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jellyman

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000010717
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Steam Profile: jellyman3
Consoles Owned: Playstation 4, Wii U
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, acting, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:Florida
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14111
Highest Content Rank:#1222
Highest Comment Rank:#283
Content Thumbs: 9501 total,  10738 ,  1237
Comment Thumbs: 12486 total,  14768 ,  2282
Content Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 56.2% (281/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:292728
Times Content Favorited:815 times
Total Comments Made:3393
FJ Points:20765
Favorite Tags: description (3) | facebook (2) | giant (2) | MS paint (2) | Pokemon (2) | The Game (2)
I like cheeseburgers

latest user's comments

#26 - I really like Nickelback. The hate started when dark horse cam…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Nickelback destroys... +4
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#27 - malacyman (10/27/2012) [-]
AC/DC wasn't really repetative. but i know what you mean. And for nickelback talkign about sex, drugs and alcohol.

thats what Rock is all about. Sex drugs and rock and roll, You're never too young, you're never too old
#72 - xzenoo (10/27/2012) [-]
Burn it to the ground...

That song has a special place in my heart, perfect for starting those long ass friday nights.
I'm not one to moralize their songs, since what they sing about is exactly what is going to happen when i'm listening to em :D
#25 - **** bandwagons, I think Nickelback are pretty ******* good 10/27/2012 on Nickelback destroys... +9
#183 - I agree, I like to play the campaign rather than the online mu…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Women Logic 0
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#216 - counteractive (10/27/2012) [-]
Ill reset your thumb if you reset mine, some cunt thumbed us down. TO CLARIFY I dont really like cod, but its campaigns are always entertaining.
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#254 - jellyman (10/27/2012) [-]
Agreedm and, I thumbed you up good sir
#231 - Comment deleted 10/27/2012 on Wonka style 0
#409 - I can find a girl to **** even if it takes a while. My imm… 10/27/2012 on Bad luck 0
#46 - They're giving out free dorritos locos tacos on tuesday 10/27/2012 on TACO-BELL +1
#130 - Oh look, another anti-bieber post. 10/26/2012 on ( X ) Facebook +9
#182 - How can you sue axe to kill a spider? And more import…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2012 on perfume vs deodorant +2
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#189 - illegalartist (10/26/2012) [-]
he litigated that mother fucker
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#184 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2012) [-]
I don't know how I did it but, that's how it happened
#187 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2012 on women logic at its finest -12
#190 - skatmeeleven (10/25/2012) [-]
this is the internet, the content is a generic sexist remark, to be taken with a grain of salt. It's just a joke
#189 - anon (10/25/2012) [-]
wow, a person on FJ that actually uses logic? I am surprised
#188 - ubergoatman (10/25/2012) [-]
Butthurt Lesbian confirmation pending....
Confirmation succeeded.
It's like you can't even propane.
#187 - Shanghai is 17 mil, the most populated city in the world. … 10/25/2012 on Youtube at its finest 0
#173 - only ******* use axe, and they spray that **** all over themse…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2012 on perfume vs deodorant -1
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#180 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/25/2012) [-]
I used axe once but, I sued it like a flamethrower to kill a spider
#182 - jellyman (10/25/2012) [-]
How can you sue axe to kill a spider?

And more importantly, how do you sue like a flamethrower?
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#189 - illegalartist (10/26/2012) [-]
he litigated that mother fucker
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#184 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/26/2012) [-]
I don't know how I did it but, that's how it happened
#95 - oh, this is JFK's son soluting his coffin. 10/25/2012 on Iconic Pictures of the World! +5
#92 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2012 on Iconic Pictures of the World! +1
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#95 - jellyman (10/25/2012) [-]
oh, this is JFK's son soluting his coffin.
#44 - If you hate Apple so much, then why the **** do you care 10/25/2012 on Apple STAHP! -2
#54 - This post is stupid. If a girl breaks up with you, it's either…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Exact thing. +4
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#99 - duskman (10/25/2012) [-]
>Small polite breakup
#92 - destroyerofcunt (10/25/2012) [-]
The worse fucking thing to happen to a guy is sit there next to the woman he loves, watching her fuck a different guy...

No, I don't want to be friends. quote from a guy above in the comments
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#74 - cruptsamurai (10/25/2012) [-]
*3. You ran out of money.
#113 - rieskimo (10/25/2012) [-]
Those "girlfriends" of yours... well the proper terminology for them are hookers, or a more accepted label would be prostitute. Either way, no you can't borrow my credit card.
#983 - reminds me of that fire dude from adventure time, and fin and … 10/25/2012 on Hold Close +1
#418 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on BIEBER cancer TROLLING +6
#279 - Things you say on the internet that you can't say to your mom  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2012 on one of my favorite threads +7
#339 - lolerbot (10/24/2012) [-]
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#327 - pinkiepieisacock (10/24/2012) [-]
Tits or GTFO
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#282 - ahj (10/24/2012) [-]
*clears throat*


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#286 - bothemastaofall (10/24/2012) [-]
When I worked at McDonalds, I'd go to the back and steal the pickle slices and put them over my nipples. I would go all day sporting my salty/sweet secret underneath my lingerie. I felt like such a badass. Then at the end of the day, on one of my last orders, I would wait for someone to order a McDouble 'For Here'... I would then sneak around to the kitchen and put my boobie slices on their burger. After they recieved their order I would watch them eat the McDouble. The joy and arousal I got from watching them chew, swallow, and digest the pickles that were in contact with my skin was almost orgasmic. To think that someones body was holding a little part of me inside them made me feel dominate. Like a man. Like i was completing a metamorphosis that would one day save huanity. I was winning.
#309 - vycanismajoris (10/24/2012) [-]
>huanity.
#285 - mrbojingles (10/24/2012) [-]
Bravo sir! thumb for you
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#289 - vivapinatapro (10/24/2012) [-]
Ew.
#260 - Its a good thing I didn't read the title first. Otherwise,… 10/24/2012 on Hakuna My Tatas +7
#33 - When I first saw this in the comment section one time, I thoug… 10/24/2012 on IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL 0
#69 - reading these posts makes me feel sad 10/24/2012 on Basement Bubba long comp +20
#85 - A good president is based on character and actions, not sex. … 10/24/2012 on Facebook (1) +2
#137 - holy **** can we stop with this ****? they're both dumbasses a… 10/23/2012 on now you know +10
#87 - tell me about it 10/23/2012 on Shitty movies +13
#61 - whats with these comments lately? seriously though, why are p… 10/23/2012 on yeah +5
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#20 - misskayla (03/25/2015) [-]
#21 to #20 - jellyman (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you, and in return I shall give you a red panda
#22 to #21 - misskayla (03/25/2015) [-]
#13 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
Random or animal social or any **** like that by chance?
Random or animal social or any **** like that by chance?
#14 to #13 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
If you're referring to how I might remember you, then I don't really remember tbh lol all I know is that I've seen your name somewhere
#15 to #14 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
Weird, but whatever mango.

I mean I rarely comment on anything anymore but used to.
#16 to #15 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Same. I just browse whenever I have the time.

But how do you know you know me from somewhere?
#17 to #16 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
The name rung a bell is all, that's about it really.
#19 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Mind if I add you? I need more friends on fj lol
#18 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough
Fair enough
#12 - jellyman (03/02/2014) [-]
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#11 - jimbobji (08/16/2012) [-]
DON'T POST COMMENTS AND THEM DELETE THEM.

Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
#10 - jellyman (10/27/2011) [-]
#8 - toomanyrolls **User deleted account**
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#9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
#1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
#2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
#3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
#4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
#5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
#6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
#7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O