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jellyman

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:9/30/2016
Location:Florida
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#38 - Looks like a mix of MC Ride  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2016 on taking the perfect photo +7
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#45 - fuzzyballs (09/23/2016) [-]
no, just looks like Samuel L Jackson in Black Snake Moan
#39 - jellyman (09/23/2016) [-]
And Samuel Jackson
#171 - Idk just **** me up fam  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2016 on Photoshop Requests 11 +3
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#42 - Was she really dying of cancer?  [+] (2 replies) 09/21/2016 on Ear Blanket +2
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#44 - profanitizer (09/21/2016) [-]
Probably not.
But she looks depressed af
#47 - anon (09/21/2016) [-]
That's generally how new moms normally look
#217747 - 1. I work at Jimmy John's. I'm a driver and I don't do much wo…  [+] (2 replies) 09/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#217752 - sugoi (09/20/2016) [-]
1. That's fine, get some good music going on and just chill. You're just delivering shit so no need to get stressed, not like you gotta interact with annoying co-workers all day or anything.

2. Why would you say school in one sentence then university in another? The heck are you doing?

3. Never snack, never snack, never ever ever snack ever. Eating less and working out more both boil down to less energy in the long run. Like a really shitty formula works like this.

I-O=L

Where I is energy in (food) O is energy out (exercise) and L is weight loss. So if you eat less.

5-10=-5 you lose weight but if you exercise more.

10-15=-5 you still lose weight. And depending on the exercises you do you're either gunna lose weight or gain weight via muscles.

5. Don't keep starting conversations or you'll look clingy, say hello a few times and see if they look for you to talk to, if not, just move on.
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#217760 - jellyman (09/20/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I wasn't specific enough. I don't know if the same system works in your country, but in the U.S, there's a thing where you can go to a community college and get your associates in general education so you can transfer to a bigger university to get your bachelors/masters/P.hD.

And I wasn't trying to be clingy. If the girl stops talking then I'll move on with whatever the fuck it is I'm doing.

Also, I had a few people tell me to eat little portions every 3 or so hours to speed up your metabolism, but it's not easy if you're not home since you can't just bring food or buy food or else it'll look weird
#217737 - I don't know what to do. I hate my job but can't find another …  [+] (5 replies) 09/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... +2
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#217770 - majordegree (09/20/2016) [-]
Sport, Exercise. But MajorDegree I just said " I'm too lazy and demotivated to exercise" Well stop being such a bitch. Take a guess what sporting does? It makes you less lazy, demotivated, depressed, angry and impatient. It helps you to relax more and because your body will change it needs you will slowly be forced to eat better. JUST FUCKING DO IT. I hear you say you want this you want that but don't want to work for it. Just everyday you wake up splash some cold water in your face or shower and end with ice cold water. Go for a run in your neigborhood slowly build it up. If you can't early in the morning do it before you sleep. Also one important thing is do it daily. Do not skip one day. Because that is how you will slowly fall back into your old rythm.
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#217741 - sugoi (09/20/2016) [-]
Well breaking things down let's see what the problems are.
1. Hate your job but no alternatives
2. Want to give up school but want to go to uni
3. Want to exercise but lazy
4. Want to eat healthy but lazy
5. Want to get laid but people don't like you

Ok so let's take it one step at a time, 5 problems aint that much.
1. Why do you hate your job? Can you improve your work conditions? If you can't find another job then the alternative is just making your current job better and making it a more enjoyable experience, you haven't specified anything about your job at all so can't give you any more than that sorry.

2. Why do you think you can even finish uni if you can't even finish highschool? Have you considered uni as not for you and just going for a tradie kinda job? Alternatively just fucking go do IT stuff now, you don't NEED a degree if you already have experience in the field, just start reading books on it by yourself and start working on what you plan on doing with a computer science degree.

3. Sounds like you only want to exercise to get in shape so I'll answer it with problem 4

4. Just eat less, it's not as healthy sure but it's a hell of a lot easier when you keep eating shit. The generic advice that will get you to lose weight is to cut out all junk food (Snacks, fast food, soda, all of that) and just eat 2 meals a day. You'll lose weight slowly but you won't get any muscle cause no exercise. To motivate you to exercise try gamifying things, a lot of people have had success with getting motivated to exercise with pokemon go.

5. Yeah well the fact that you brought up virginity is the problem. You're far too focused on sex and girl can see that from a mile away and honestly speaking? You haven't exactly made yourself a catch have you? Depressed, out of shape, planning on dropping out of highschool, lazy and unmotivated, not the most desirable traits are they? Just put this problem on the backburner and fix the others first. See people as friends first and foremost, not potential sex partners.
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#217747 - jellyman (09/20/2016) [-]
1. I work at Jimmy John's. I'm a driver and I don't do much work, but it can be annoying sometimes, and the scheduling is bullshit. I blast music whenever I'm driving so that's an upside.

2. I've been done with high school lol I said I was 21. I guess I can do IT, but will it help me be a software developer (because that's the sub field I want to be in.) There's also a website called code.org that can teach me how to code. I've been too lazy to start but I should as soon as I can.

3 and 4. Sometimes I eat two meals a day, but sometimes in bigger portions, and a snack or two. As to motivate myself to get active, I don't know. I just gotta keep going, but I need someone to work out with me to keep me going. I guess I'll just start by walking around my neighborhood.

5. When it comes to girls I always try to be friends with them first by trying to be outgoing and starting conversations, and I always think that it could be the first step to improving my confidence. I don't know, maybe it all takes time.
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#217752 - sugoi (09/20/2016) [-]
1. That's fine, get some good music going on and just chill. You're just delivering shit so no need to get stressed, not like you gotta interact with annoying co-workers all day or anything.

2. Why would you say school in one sentence then university in another? The heck are you doing?

3. Never snack, never snack, never ever ever snack ever. Eating less and working out more both boil down to less energy in the long run. Like a really shitty formula works like this.

I-O=L

Where I is energy in (food) O is energy out (exercise) and L is weight loss. So if you eat less.

5-10=-5 you lose weight but if you exercise more.

10-15=-5 you still lose weight. And depending on the exercises you do you're either gunna lose weight or gain weight via muscles.

5. Don't keep starting conversations or you'll look clingy, say hello a few times and see if they look for you to talk to, if not, just move on.
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#217760 - jellyman (09/20/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I wasn't specific enough. I don't know if the same system works in your country, but in the U.S, there's a thing where you can go to a community college and get your associates in general education so you can transfer to a bigger university to get your bachelors/masters/P.hD.

And I wasn't trying to be clingy. If the girl stops talking then I'll move on with whatever the fuck it is I'm doing.

Also, I had a few people tell me to eat little portions every 3 or so hours to speed up your metabolism, but it's not easy if you're not home since you can't just bring food or buy food or else it'll look weird
#55 - I expected the punchline to be something like this.  [+] (1 reply) 09/13/2016 on That's Pretty Wild 0
#77 - goddamndude (09/13/2016) [-]
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