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jellyman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000010717
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Steam Profile: jellyman3
Consoles Owned: Playstation 4, Wii U
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, acting, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9351
Highest Content Rank:#1222
Highest Comment Rank:#283
Content Thumbs: 9342 total,  10537 ,  1195
Comment Thumbs: 11541 total,  13721 ,  2180
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 29.6% (148/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:274641
Times Content Favorited:812 times
Total Comments Made:3057
FJ Points:20002
Favorite Tags: description (3) | facebook (2) | giant (2) | MS paint (2) | Pokemon (2) | The Game (2)
I like cheeseburgers

latest user's comments

#167 - But seriously why do you keep scratching your nose? 02/13/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
#1412 - Well you better push it right away My assholes wet and I w…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
User avatar #1444 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh you think I never fucked your mom before
Do you know we are now both sons of a whore?
I don't want to be mean
But your mom will make my dick clean
With the meanest head you ever seen
Now you came to my territory trying to battle me
The master of rhymes, the genius of poetry
A guy who will make you and your mother cry
Because today is the day I roasted you like fly
#2714 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
well played
#2207 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
#1383 - Your father's dick's short as **** Cuz he aint got …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
User avatar #1399 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
With an eaten dick
What are you so happy about prick?
Now it's gone and you are torn
I still have my dick
And guess who's ass am gonna pick
User avatar #1412 - jellyman (02/07/2015) [-]
Well you better push it right away
My assholes wet and I wanna play
Before I die with dignity
Your dick becomes very shitty
But remember one thing though
I still fucked your mom cuz she's a bitch ass hoe
User avatar #1444 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh you think I never fucked your mom before
Do you know we are now both sons of a whore?
I don't want to be mean
But your mom will make my dick clean
With the meanest head you ever seen
Now you came to my territory trying to battle me
The master of rhymes, the genius of poetry
A guy who will make you and your mother cry
Because today is the day I roasted you like fly
#2714 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
well played
#2207 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
#157 - Green frog inhaling gas of black tweets 02/07/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #25 0
#1361 - Hello Shole Who wants to roll In morgan freemans assho…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
User avatar #1372 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Awesome bro
But I ain't no ho
Because it's a black dick
My father says don't fuck with it
User avatar #1383 - jellyman (02/07/2015) [-]
Your father's dick's short as fuck
Cuz he aint got no luck
His wifes sleepin with another dude
Eatin my dick like it's gourmet food
User avatar #1399 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
With an eaten dick
What are you so happy about prick?
Now it's gone and you are torn
I still have my dick
And guess who's ass am gonna pick
User avatar #1412 - jellyman (02/07/2015) [-]
Well you better push it right away
My assholes wet and I wanna play
Before I die with dignity
Your dick becomes very shitty
But remember one thing though
I still fucked your mom cuz she's a bitch ass hoe
User avatar #1444 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh you think I never fucked your mom before
Do you know we are now both sons of a whore?
I don't want to be mean
But your mom will make my dick clean
With the meanest head you ever seen
Now you came to my territory trying to battle me
The master of rhymes, the genius of poetry
A guy who will make you and your mother cry
Because today is the day I roasted you like fly
#2714 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
well played
#2207 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
#2137 - *roll picture Age: 19 Nationality: USA Gender… 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey 0
#1276 - I want gf to do cuddle and sex  [+] (9 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +3
User avatar #1347 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Jellyman is jelly
He wants a sexy pinelly
So he can fill up her belly
User avatar #1361 - jellyman (02/07/2015) [-]
Hello Shole
Who wants to roll
In morgan freemans asshole
lol
User avatar #1372 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Awesome bro
But I ain't no ho
Because it's a black dick
My father says don't fuck with it
User avatar #1383 - jellyman (02/07/2015) [-]
Your father's dick's short as fuck
Cuz he aint got no luck
His wifes sleepin with another dude
Eatin my dick like it's gourmet food
User avatar #1399 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
With an eaten dick
What are you so happy about prick?
Now it's gone and you are torn
I still have my dick
And guess who's ass am gonna pick
User avatar #1412 - jellyman (02/07/2015) [-]
Well you better push it right away
My assholes wet and I wanna play
Before I die with dignity
Your dick becomes very shitty
But remember one thing though
I still fucked your mom cuz she's a bitch ass hoe
User avatar #1444 - Shole (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh you think I never fucked your mom before
Do you know we are now both sons of a whore?
I don't want to be mean
But your mom will make my dick clean
With the meanest head you ever seen
Now you came to my territory trying to battle me
The master of rhymes, the genius of poetry
A guy who will make you and your mother cry
Because today is the day I roasted you like fly
#2714 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
well played
#2207 - fefe (02/07/2015) [-]
#194 - This took me a lot of courage I'm too lazy to rotate the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +2
#311 - jvjpgirl (02/06/2015) [-]
dat fluffy hair, strong eyebrows and manly chest hair, whats to be afraid of
#88 - I've been hearing about vaccines lately but I barely catch up …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #90 - pebar (02/05/2015) [-]
there was a measles outbreak recently and it could've easily been prevented
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#23 - Oh lord 02/05/2015 on 4chan comp 2 0
#22 - ninteenth 02/05/2015 on First post stats coming... 0
#1921 - **jellyman rolled user mondominiman ** Be my valentine for… 02/02/2015 on FJ Valentine's day 0
#77 - I demand source  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on I'd ride her peach +1
#98 - symmiie (01/30/2015) [-]
Anon already gave you the source.
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#287 - Can anyone fill in on what happened? I've been lacking on curr… 01/09/2015 on Muslamic Ray Guns 0
#167968 - I want to buy an anti-virus/internet security program for my L…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168074 - pokemonstheshiz (12/22/2014) [-]
MSE+Malwarebytes+AdwCleaner
All free (you can pay for the Malwarebytes premium if you want), and virtually no problems, and I torrent stuff/browse unsavory sites more often than I'd care to admit.
User avatar #167987 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/22/2014) [-]
Nothing is really worth buying, tbh.
Just go with Avast and Malbytes and you're set.
User avatar #167984 - makotoitou (12/22/2014) [-]
norton tho
User avatar #167977 - maybelline (12/22/2014) [-]
norton 100%
#6 - I just get their mcchickens and mcdoubles if I don't feel like… 12/17/2014 on McPuns +1
#4 - The mcrib isn't that bad. Not that good, but not that bad, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on McPuns +1
#5 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/17/2014) [-]
Their Chicken Ranch BLT sandvich is the best thing on the McDoodley's menu, so I always get that.

Even if their 'bacon' is flaccid and not even remotely chewy.
#6 - jellyman (12/17/2014) [-]
I just get their mcchickens and mcdoubles if I don't feel like spending much moneys.

Their chicken ranch blts are the shit though
#2 - They have mcribs now, which is pork, or probably human flesh. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on McPuns +1
#3 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/17/2014) [-]
No, no, the shame and disparity of high school drop outs and swaggots is what they make their chicken nuggets out of.

And we don't talk about the McRib.

Ribs and fast food are two things that should never combine. Ever. If I want ribs I will go to a casual diner.
User avatar #4 - jellyman (12/17/2014) [-]
The mcrib isn't that bad. Not that good, but not that bad, but you're right. If I wanted ribs I'd rather go to smoky bones and get their baby back ribs.

Also, I really like that picture. It's a very nice picture
#5 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/17/2014) [-]
Their Chicken Ranch BLT sandvich is the best thing on the McDoodley's menu, so I always get that.

Even if their 'bacon' is flaccid and not even remotely chewy.
#6 - jellyman (12/17/2014) [-]
I just get their mcchickens and mcdoubles if I don't feel like spending much moneys.

Their chicken ranch blts are the shit though
#171 - I wish **** like this happens more often, but apparentl… 12/17/2014 on Smile for me +4
#873 - **jellyman used "*roll cis privilege*"** **jellyman rolls Y… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#50 - Oh yeah, you're right. It is season 9, but season 9 makes me u…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes us all upsetti. It was a tragedy that can never be allowed to happen again,
#48 - We don't talk about season 10  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #49 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't it season 9? And we can never forghetti.
User avatar #50 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you're right. It is season 9, but season 9 makes me upsetti. Also, bendingtime is good
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes us all upsetti. It was a tragedy that can never be allowed to happen again,
#47 - Really? But Andy's the **** :/ oh well. I'm still havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #55 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
They said it was because of movies and stuff, but since they finished Guardians of the Galaxy, and I haven't heard about any upcoming movie he's in, they may change their mind.

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#21 to #20 - jellyman (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you, and in return I shall give you a red panda
#13 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
Random or animal social or any 			****		 like that by chance?
Random or animal social or any **** like that by chance?
#14 to #13 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
If you're referring to how I might remember you, then I don't really remember tbh lol all I know is that I've seen your name somewhere
User avatar #15 to #14 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
Weird, but whatever mango.

I mean I rarely comment on anything anymore but used to.
User avatar #16 to #15 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Same. I just browse whenever I have the time.

But how do you know you know me from somewhere?
User avatar #17 to #16 - commiekirby (02/13/2015) [-]
The name rung a bell is all, that's about it really.
User avatar #19 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Mind if I add you? I need more friends on fj lol
#18 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough
Fair enough
User avatar #12 - jellyman (03/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - jimbobji (08/16/2012) [-]
DON'T POST COMMENTS AND THEM DELETE THEM.

Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
#8 - toomanyrolls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
User avatar #7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O
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