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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000010717
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:Florida
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Content Ranking:#1310
Comment Ranking:#8177
Highest Content Rank:#1222
Highest Comment Rank:#283
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Level 186 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 310 Comments: Wizard
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I like cheeseburgers

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#39 - Didn't the girl who played stephanie get arrested for prostitution? 11/07/2014 on G 0
#25833 - Does anyone have the gif of Ron Swanson's face closes up and h… 11/07/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
#64 - And then afterwards they proceed to have an orgy with your cor… 11/07/2014 on (untitled) -4
#126 - I don't get it I'm a virgin  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on True. 0
#139 - reallyclevername (10/29/2014) [-]
It means she intended to be seen in them from the start.
User avatar #134 - gentlehamm (10/29/2014) [-]
you're on funnyjunk of course your a virgin
#130 - astarothaufromage (10/29/2014) [-]
It means the girl didn't just grab whatever is comfy or near, it means she wanted to look good while undressing
#69 - You got any with fairy tail? 10/26/2014 on UNO -1
#52 - Well **** you too bitch 10/21/2014 on Here i come! 0
#126 - I don't get the 3D one and the third one on the middle.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Simpsons ToH XXV alternate... 0
User avatar #129 - binomancha (10/21/2014) [-]
adventure time, south park, archer,some french opening, legos, and the minions
#5 - The last time I did that was with my family when I was like 14… 10/20/2014 on Breaking Breakfast 0
#4 - Assuming IHOP is popular outside of the US  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Breaking Breakfast +4
#6 - zekaizer (10/21/2014) [-]
You mean, the International House of Pancakes?
#13 - youxbarstard (10/21/2014) [-]
We don't have an IHOP in New Zealand as far as I'm aware.
So what gives?
Why you fuckers holding out on us?
#19 - drackmore (10/21/2014) [-]
Trust me, you're not missing much, Denny's is far better.
#20 - youxbarstard (10/21/2014) [-]
So then why the hell does it get so much praise from fat people?
Is there a pay this standard price for unlimited food deal?
#73 - drackmore (10/21/2014) [-]
Same reason people think apple makes a good product. Because a majority of people are stupid.
#47 - mayoroftownsville (10/21/2014) [-]
He is lying to you. Chicken. Fried. Mothafuckin. Steak.
User avatar #31 - brinkmantheman (10/21/2014) [-]
The only thing good there are there pancakes sadly.
#71 - youxbarstard (10/21/2014) [-]
And I'm guessing those aren't amazing either?
User avatar #72 - brinkmantheman (10/21/2014) [-]
They are pretty good. not the best ever but ihop pancake comas are a running joke stateside. Its alot of carbs in one sitting.
#148 - ur mum 10/20/2014 on 9 ways anonymous will steal... 0
#50 - Best spiderman pic I have and made 10/20/2014 on Zamboni +10
#89 - Didn't they gate the statue because of some vandalism? I heard…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Irony Comp 0
User avatar #90 - minorian (10/17/2014) [-]
"The installation became the cause of much controversy; one local resident stated that it was wrong to "desecrate the main memorial to Wallace with a lump of crap."[23] In 1998 the face on the statue was vandalised by someone wielding a hammer. After repairs were made, the statue was encased in a cage every night to prevent further vandalism."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braveheart
#64 - Stealth is stealing a tomato without no one noticing  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Wisdom vs Knowledge 0
#102 - Womens Study Major (10/17/2014) [-]
''without no one noticing'' means 0 stealth
#19 - I hold the door for people not so I can get approval, but beca…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Around the Internet PART 25 +60
User avatar #34 - blokrokker (10/17/2014) [-]
That said, if somebody holds the door open for you and you don't say thank you, you are probably scum.

You being a hypothetical "you".
User avatar #35 - Tyranitar (10/17/2014) [-]
I figure people don't thank me cause I'm ugly as sin and they prefer to act like I ain't there.

But oddly enough, this same invisibility doesn't come into effect when I hold the door to the girls locker room open.
#21 - grrphc (10/17/2014) [-]
I say thank you not for acceptance, but because it's the polite and right thing to do.
#23 - Some people just can't take a ******* joke  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Rihanna +18
#29 - uchihalover (10/13/2014) [-]
because most people have a normal sense of humor. most of you losers laugh at stuff like the holocaust and 9/11, normal people frown at that
User avatar #46 - lvlonemeepo (10/13/2014) [-]
The holocaust is funny because it never happened, just a figment of ya'll's imaginations
#30 - wingedikaros (10/13/2014) [-]
First Biebergotswag started making sensible comments, now Uchihalover...

What is the world coming to?
#53 - People have very private lives 09/26/2014 on Sorry matt 0
#76 - Amateur. I masturbate with the door open. 09/26/2014 on Home Alone Freedom +22
#160 - ***** , 3 shekels is equivelant to 75 cents. He be… 09/16/2014 on 5 Things I Learned While... 0
#21 - Someone please shrink his face I don't have photoshop  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Pulp Fiction's hidden dad joke 0
#44 - tmgrskat (09/16/2014) [-]
Best I could do, I'm not good at this.
oh wow it fucking sucks
User avatar #53 - commontroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Polp Foction.
User avatar #31 - announcement (09/16/2014) [-]
Use paint you casul.
#72 - That's what I don't get. The trolling is SO obvious and yet pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on A perfect paradise 0
#75 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2014) [-]
It's because the replies are fucking hilarious.
#32 - So does this mean we're half your ****** ? 09/10/2014 on Animorphs 0
#246 - I completely agree with him. Ever since that whole Zoe Quinn s… 09/10/2014 on Boogie2988 has a message. 0
#21 - Maybe it's the hat 09/08/2014 on Bobbeh +1
#20 - Comment deleted 09/08/2014 on Bobbeh 0
#41 - I'm going to sound stupid for saying this, but I really don't get it  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on pro +2
User avatar #51 - jewishcommunazi (09/06/2014) [-]
I think it's because it might be embarassing for a guy to be holding a pink purse.
User avatar #44 - ezombio (09/06/2014) [-]
You don't want to be caught outside a shop with a handbag.
Regardless of who it belongs to.
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User avatar #11 - jimbobji (08/16/2012) [-]
DON'T POST COMMENTS AND THEM DELETE THEM.

Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
User avatar #7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O
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