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Interests: games, movies, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
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#47 - Really? But Andy's the **** :/ oh well. I'm still…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream 0
User avatar #55 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
They said it was because of movies and stuff, but since they finished Guardians of the Galaxy, and I haven't heard about any upcoming movie he's in, they may change their mind.
#22 - I ******* love parks and recreation. I can't wait…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Vagina cream +4
User avatar #44 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
Let's just hope this really is the final season, and they don't pull that shit that happened to Scrubs.
User avatar #48 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
We don't talk about season 10
User avatar #49 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
Wasn't it season 9? And we can never forghetti.
User avatar #50 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you're right. It is season 9, but season 9 makes me upsetti. Also, bendingtime is good
User avatar #51 - bendingtimeisgood (12/16/2014) [-]
It makes us all upsetti. It was a tragedy that can never be allowed to happen again,
User avatar #40 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
People keep saying its probably gonna suck because Andy won't be there most of the time. But I still cant wait. Coming out January 17th I think.
User avatar #47 - jellyman (12/16/2014) [-]
Really? But Andy's the shit :/ oh well. I'm still having high hopes
User avatar #55 - missorangejews (12/16/2014) [-]
They said it was because of movies and stuff, but since they finished Guardians of the Galaxy, and I haven't heard about any upcoming movie he's in, they may change their mind.
#118 - First the painting of a dog and a little girl french kissing … 12/16/2014 on Science! +3
#117 - God ******* damn it 12/16/2014 on Science! +12
#140 - There happens to be a lot of fat shamming on funnyjunk. I unde…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on size does matter +4
User avatar #165 - dcmp (12/16/2014) [-]
You can't stop them from being fat, its true, but you cant stop me from calling them a fucking fatass
User avatar #162 - undeadmaus (12/16/2014) [-]
I won't stop them from being fat. I won't impose on their right to be fat. They can be fat all they want, it's their right, just as it is mine to bitch about it.
#145 - alkamer (12/16/2014) [-]
Unlike some basement dwellers, present company excluded of course, we humans are social creatures. Smokers smell bad even if they try to cover it up with parfume or mint or whatever. ever been a nonsmoker on crowded metro? You'd understand. As such the type of landwhaleus or fatassiens are often well carriers of bacteria since their gross fat and increased touching surface between skin(you know, where skin close up completely like armpits) they tend to carry more bacteria and god knows what else. I'd mention my eye taste and say that they look too damn hideous for their own sake but that is obvious already.
Tl:dr I don't give a fuck what they are. I don't want them to affect me even tiniest bit, in any way.
#88 - One time I was playing a shooting game in the arcade and a ran… 12/16/2014 on Go away i'm busy! 0
#154 - **jellyman used "*roll 3, pokemon*"** **jellyman rolls Swan… 12/13/2014 on all roll types 0
#124 - Why are people bashing on the security guard for fleeing away?…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman +5
User avatar #151 - kattr (12/05/2014) [-]
It's your fucking job to have skills to take down people like that when you're security
User avatar #205 - malhaloc (12/05/2014) [-]
not when you're at a distance in a narrow hallway and the guy you're supposed to be taking down is at the other end with a handgun.

logic? whats that?
User avatar #206 - kattr (12/05/2014) [-]
picking a job you're not good at
logic? whats that?
User avatar #207 - malhaloc (12/05/2014) [-]
Ok let me explain it to you as clear as I can possibly make it. She doesn't have a gun. That means all she has is her hands. That hallway is longer than arms reach and if you watch the gif, they're at opposite ends. With me so far? I know its difficult but try to keep up. Guns can go many many times your arms length once fired. And the bullet travels really really fast. In other words, she would have been dead or at least seriously injured by the time she even got to him. Skill has nothing to do with it. Try not to overheat your brain thinking about this one.
User avatar #209 - kattr (12/05/2014) [-]
>being employed for a job you arent competent in doing anything when something actually happens
people are just idiots, who knows
User avatar #210 - malhaloc (12/05/2014) [-]
...tell you what, go get a job as a security officer then if someone comes in with a gun, go charge headlong into them. Let's see how that works out for ya. I'm rooting for ya. I believe in you.
#65 - Comment deleted 12/03/2014 on 911 0
#137 - I don't go on funnyjunk as often as I used to, so who is this guy?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on She knows 0
#142 - aphoticnefelibata (12/02/2014) [-]
It's a girl if I remember correctly, and she posted a joke (on Tumblr I think) and the SJW's got pissed so they harassed her to almost no end lqtm.
Full story here:
#141 - doctorhotspur (12/02/2014) [-]
tumblr gal who made a distasteful Ferguson limerick who was then completely muthafuckingly obliterated by tha sjws (doxxing/death threats and the like).
#84 - **jellyman rolled image ** my painting 12/02/2014 on My brothers oil painting 0
#50 - Source? inb4 battletoads, sarude dandstorm, etc.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on 100% legit 0
#90 - ChilyCheeseFryz (11/29/2014) [-]
Darude - Battlestorms
User avatar #55 - ericforeman (11/29/2014) [-]
Far Cry 4
#80 - Picture 11/27/2014 on Totally Accurate 2 +18
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on bird city +5
#54 - Thundergod (11/21/2014) [-]
Someone missed the joke.
#45 - I just don't get it. The majority of votes were positive yet i… 11/20/2014 on Sword Art OnWeed +3
#69 - I understand that it's good to face your fears, but it depends…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on The fears are paper tigers 0
User avatar #74 - assrocket (11/20/2014) [-]
Ok, tumblr.
You know exactly what it meant - don't overexamine it.
#275 - Parasyte the Maxim anyone? 11/20/2014 on Starter packs man +1
#64 - The multiplayer for The Last of Us is the ******* worst 11/20/2014 on Gg no re 0
#136 - pay* 11/11/2014 on The best scam in Avatar? -1
#190 - **jellyman rolled image ** my favorite porn star 11/10/2014 on Huge Pornstars Fact... -1
#142 - I have to shave because my job requires me too since I can't g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on No shave November 0
User avatar #184 - TheBigGummyBear (11/10/2014) [-]
Unfortunately a lot of jobs are like that. Even when I worked at maccas they said I had to be clean shaven or I'd get a warning slip (depending on the manager and how much of a bitch they were, but it was a rule nonetheless).
#218 - When I was 8 me and my two best friends made a naked sandwich … 11/07/2014 on Somethings should not be... 0
#39 - Didn't the girl who played stephanie get arrested for prostitution? 11/07/2014 on G 0
#25833 - Does anyone have the gif of Ron Swanson's face closes up and h… 11/07/2014 on Television - cartoon... +1
#64 - And then afterwards they proceed to have an orgy with your cor… 11/07/2014 on (untitled) -4
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User avatar #12 - jellyman (03/02/2014) [-]
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Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
User avatar #7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O
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