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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:Florida
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#13 - "Who even are you anymore dad" What? 12/16/2013 on Bon Jovi 0
#76 - **jellyman rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on It finally arrived 0
#83 - redstonealchemist (12/16/2013) [-]
**redstonealchemist rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Asking Consent ** my phobia
#16 - Harry Potter and the Order of Operations 12/16/2013 on Dat Wii U +8
#105 - I'm not going to lie, as an American who's overweight, I would… 12/16/2013 on *'Murica Intensifies* -1
#161 - I feel the same about My Little Pony. I plan on watching it so… 12/05/2013 on Bigger on the inside 0
#76 - Playstation vs Xbox in a nutshell also, I couldn't stop … 12/05/2013 on Dad +2
#209 - Fuck you Carlos, you nigger tickling piece of shit 12/05/2013 on programming 0
#244 - I'm high as shit that this is frankly disturbing. 12/04/2013 on Milk 0
#52 - I understand dude. I was a macrophile as long as I could remem…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on damn nigga 0
User avatar #84 - capslockrage (12/03/2013) [-]
Thighs are quite nice.
#143 - Who are the third and fourth one? 12/03/2013 on Deaths of the Week 0
#42 - That's my fetish  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2013 on damn nigga 0
#49 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
hello my fellow macrophile - posted as anon so to not have the comment on my user page.
User avatar #52 - jellyman (12/03/2013) [-]
I understand dude. I was a macrophile as long as I could remember, even as a kid.
At first it was a secret because it was too embarrassing for people to know, but now if people want to know what my fetish is, I tell them it's macrophelia I also have a thigh fetish. That's what turns me on most about a woman's body.

I'd post you a good giantess pic but, you know, ban.
User avatar #84 - capslockrage (12/03/2013) [-]
Thighs are quite nice.
#44 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
here.
#257 - Yes, it's true, I do hope they break up and I could be with he… 12/02/2013 on Forever together 0
#254 - As emokoneko said and what I said before, if she's happy, then…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Forever together 0
User avatar #256 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
and watch out for her bf. he may want to kick your ass if he finds out. and he will find out.
User avatar #255 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
you said you hope they break up. that would crush her, I bet anything. you don't wish pain on someone you love. you may want to consider that before fucking your friendship up and as I said below, possibly her relationship.
User avatar #257 - jellyman (12/02/2013) [-]
Yes, it's true, I do hope they break up and I could be with her, and I know it's selfish and I feel bad as a friend for thinking that, but that doesn't mean I don't care about her happiness.

It's not for sure that I'll tell her because you're right, I can ruin their relationship and cause a lot of trouble.
#214 - True...but they've been going out for 2 and a half years. It d…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Forever together 0
User avatar #271 - cabooseboi (12/02/2013) [-]
Then you don't say anything at all, That's a thing you just don't do, They're obviously happy
User avatar #215 - ukelayboy (12/02/2013) [-]
well that's fair, I guess if you feel it's right then its right.

all the best man
#209 - There's this girl who I've been crushing on for 3 years and I …  [+] (19 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Forever together -3
User avatar #248 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
if you really loved her, you wouldn't tell her. you'd let her be happy and you would do everything in your power to get over her. don't ruin her happiness because you couldn't tell her sooner. and I saw you said that they've been together for over 2 years... and you're still crushing on her? dude. grow a pair and find someone else. trying to take someone's girl is selfish and only something a childish person does.
User avatar #254 - jellyman (12/02/2013) [-]
As emokoneko said and what I said before, if she's happy, then I'm happy as well. She's a very good friend to me and she deserves to be with anyone that's good to her.

I don't want to get in the way between her and her boyfriend because it's a pretty dick move, but it's something that I need to resolve.

As for me not getting over her, and I've said this in my comment as well, I have tried to get over her, many times, especially when I remember she has a boyfriend or there's someone else I'm crushing on, but when I get over that person, she comes back but if I start going out with that person I'm sure I'll get over her.
User avatar #256 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
and watch out for her bf. he may want to kick your ass if he finds out. and he will find out.
User avatar #255 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
you said you hope they break up. that would crush her, I bet anything. you don't wish pain on someone you love. you may want to consider that before fucking your friendship up and as I said below, possibly her relationship.
User avatar #257 - jellyman (12/02/2013) [-]
Yes, it's true, I do hope they break up and I could be with her, and I know it's selfish and I feel bad as a friend for thinking that, but that doesn't mean I don't care about her happiness.

It's not for sure that I'll tell her because you're right, I can ruin their relationship and cause a lot of trouble.
User avatar #247 - emokoneko (12/02/2013) [-]
Why is this comment in the red on thumbs? Here's a guy who isn't bitching about being friend-zoned but actually taking a stand and doing something.

Plus, it's good of you to care about her happiness. Best of luck, dude.
User avatar #249 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
because he wants them to break up. he doesn't genuinely care about her happiness. he just cares about what he wants, and he's going to tell her because he hopes she'll leave her man of over 2 years, for him.
User avatar #250 - emokoneko (12/02/2013) [-]
Did you even read the entire post?

"To be honest, I'm very happy for her as long as she really is with him, but I really feel that she has to know this so I can know if I can move on or maybe something will happen. "

It's better to be turned down than to always wonder "what if".
User avatar #251 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
in one of his comments below-
"Again, I'm happy for her, but at the same time I hope they break up."

he isn't happy for her. he's saying that to make himself look better, maybe. but he doesn't give a shit about her happiness unless she's with him.
User avatar #252 - emokoneko (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that isn't true...but it could be false, too. You don't know this guy. Personally I think it's better than pissing and moaning about the friend zone while sitting around doing nothing about it. Oh, but those get thumbed down to.
User avatar #253 - fables (12/02/2013) [-]
there's a much better way of handling it. rather than telling her, ruining your friendship with her, possibly ruining her relationship... move the fuck on. it's been 2.5 years and he's just now planning on telling her. that's fucking bullshit.
would you be cool with some dude telling your gf that he has feelings for her? and finding out he hopes they break up...
btw, if he cares so much about her, why would he hope they break up? that would HURT her. you don't want someone you love to be in pain. that is not love.
User avatar #245 - wellimnotsure (12/02/2013) [-]
So Im in the same situation, this chick I know was dating some guy and he dumped her. I asked her out and she said maybe but shes going through alot of emotional stuff. its a really ugh way to go about your existence but you should do what you feel is best.
#219 - ryanhamster (12/02/2013) [-]
Terrible idea, all you are causing is problems. If she's happy with the guy leave them be, don't fuck up that guys chance and/or possibly your friendship because you waited until it was too late.

TLDR Wait until shes single you twat
User avatar #218 - truemox (12/02/2013) [-]
Don't bother getting over her. That's not the right way to go about things. Instead, you should devote your time and frustration to some social activity. The more people you know, the easier life is in general.
#217 - phoenixfeather (12/02/2013) [-]
I know this feel very well man, But its best to wait until shes single man.
Just my personal opinion, but i wish the best of luck to you!
User avatar #213 - ukelayboy (12/02/2013) [-]
It would be a very smart and nobel thing to wait until she is single , trust me man
I talk from experience.

it will only be better for the both of you, and a much higher chance of her going out with you.
User avatar #214 - jellyman (12/02/2013) [-]
True...but they've been going out for 2 and a half years. It doesn't seem like they're going to break up soon.

Again, I'm happy for her, but at the same time I hope they break up.
User avatar #271 - cabooseboi (12/02/2013) [-]
Then you don't say anything at all, That's a thing you just don't do, They're obviously happy
User avatar #215 - ukelayboy (12/02/2013) [-]
well that's fair, I guess if you feel it's right then its right.

all the best man
#208 - I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years, and it's really lonely,… 12/02/2013 on Forever together +1
#26 - You should post this on nsfew and watch everyone's reaction  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on /(.) (.)\ +28
#199 - Picture 11/29/2013 on to ask a man out +2
#80 - I want to be a game designer/programmer and I want to buy and … 11/28/2013 on The Oldies 0
#78 - Fuck you Carlos. Fuck you and your entire existance 11/28/2013 on The Oldies 0
#64 - I just started watching Attack on Titan. I finished 15 episode…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on no, but seriously fuck jean +20
User avatar #75 - zomaru (11/28/2013) [-]
Hope you like Jean, because he's the writers favorite, and will never die.

As for the rest of the cadets of the 104th in the top ten (Sans the dead one) , Keep a close eye on them, 5 of them are not who you think they are
User avatar #146 - newforomador (11/28/2013) [-]
Watch out, actual possible spoilers in here. 5? I'm guessing you're talking about the Titan shifters, but they've only released the identities of 2 of them so far. Eren and Annie. The other two that have been shown Armored Titan and Colossal Titan, who's identities have yet to be shown in the anime. And the Dancing Titan hasn't even been show yet at all.
#103 - That's oddly adorable 11/28/2013 on roy mustang is the best 0
#30 - I saw a guy who did almost the same thing. I was on the bus on… 11/28/2013 on The kind of people this... +6
#109 - Picture 11/28/2013 on Sports are not for sissies 0
#11 - Book of Mormon you say? I've never really seen …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on what +2
#37 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
There is a low quality video on piratebay from somene who took a camera with them to one of the shows, that's how I saw it I'm not in the US and I really wanted to see it
User avatar #12 - sonofposeidon (11/25/2013) [-]
theatre kid confirmed: it's awesome.
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User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
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ohay :O
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