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#131 - I haven't been on funnyjunk often anymore, so explain to me wh…  [+] (2 replies) 06/16/2016 on Based monk 0
#140 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
rank of content popularity

1) images
2) gifs
3) webms
4) youtube videos

the faster content gets to the point the better, also lot of people browse site on phone, tablets, public computers so that explains it
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#137 - improbable (06/16/2016) [-]
maybe some are deaf?'

heck, just the other day i played overwatch.
#214027 - So I'm from Florida and now I've been in Israel for 3 weeks. A…  [+] (18 replies) 06/16/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#214071 - yatush (06/17/2016) [-]
Hey man, I live here in israel and got an ear infection called "swimmer's disease" after swimming at the kinneret.

where did you swim?
There are ointments prescribed by doctors here that make it go away in 2-4 days, at least for my case.
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#214107 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
Oh legit man. I haven't been to the kineret this year. I was actually at the beach in Ashdod 2 days in a row. I've been taking ear drops and antibiotics, and I recently look a pill that reduces the pressure of the infection. It's been almost a week but I think it's getting better

Which city do you live in by the way?
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#214108 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I live by Qatzrin in a village called Aniam, It's a very nice and peaceful place, tho it's kind of a hole socialy, but whatever.

I prefer my close friends with beer, a campfire and a guitar over a club any day.
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#214109 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
Oh true, that sounds pretty cool.

I feel the same way. Clubs are too loud and the music can be shitty. I like to be with a small group of people, especially with close friends and just talk, listen to music, play video games, smoke, etc.
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#214113 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
for how long will you be here?
i'm actualy going to germany in a couple of days because my big bro lives there, and i'm going to visit him and stay with him for a while
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#214114 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
Until Thursday around midnight. I was with taglit from late may until june 6. After that I've been in Ashdod and Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan the whole time.

That's awesome dude, have fun! Germany sounds amazing
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#214115 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I'm leaving at Thursday, It'd be dope to see you at the airport
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#214116 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]

I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out before we leave but we're pretty far from each other
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#214117 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
In all seriousness, I would have loved to hang out, and it's pretty much possible since this is such a small country, but i'm very preoccupied with end of the year shit with school, and i've got a concert 2 days from now that makes me even more busy since me and my band need place our practices on overdrive, plus the whole trip to germany at the same day the school year ends.

it would've been cool, mate.
what a day it could have been.
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#214118 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
Oh true that lol it would have been a fun, cool day. Have fun with the concert dude. What music do you guys play?
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#214119 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I listen mostly to experimental/prog/alt rock, aswell as blues, jazz, funk and prog/alt/nu metal mostly.

Unfortunaly, my band consists of me and 2 normie friends who listen to pop music, so i pretty much settle for playing pop music, but we do change the songs quite a bit.

i've tried, deer lord have i tried to make them play Porcupine Tree, but they're all like nah, let's just play Plain White T's and Imagine Dragons.

Our singer's response to me asking to play jazz/rock is just her whining on and on about how she doesn't have "that voice" for these genres, and that she doesn't like them.

I still have a few great buds who jam blues/jazz/funk with me, so that's pretty kewl.

I play guitar/bass/piano, and i'm the bassist for our band.
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#214121 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
When I heard pop music I was thinking of mainstream Israeli shit like Coby Peretz or Maya Buskila lmfao

Damn that sucks. Have you considered finding another band if you're not really satisfied? I wouldn't want to play that shit all the time unless we just jam for fun you know, but if you enjoy playing with them then that's fine too lol I'm sure you guys are good.

For me I listen to anything that I think is good, but I mostly know a few metal sub genres and what not. I've heard a lot of alternative and a few modern prog rock, mostly tool lol but I only know 4 of their mainstream songs.

I know how to play guitar, bass, piano, xylophone, trumpet and tenor saxophone, but I'm not an expert on any of those instruments lol
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#214124 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
I'm writing this as my Chapman ML-1 is resting on my knees, and as i'm noodling away. #CHAPMAN MASSTURD RACE
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#214123 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
Eww The Israeli pop genre is called Mizrahit, and we all think it's digusting.

We do actualy have a very good time when we play together, and the chemistry is fine, it's just that i settle for something i'm not very proud of, but who cares, I mean, If you have a good time, and it's enough to get the bitches in line, what the fuck is the problem?

Tool are one of my favorite bands, but amongst the favorite Rock genres are Radiohead (Favorite of 11 years), Porcupine Tree, System of a Down, Soundgarden, As mentioned above, Tool, And some others that I really like, for example, Incubus, Alice in Chains, And Atoms For peace.

It's cool that you play all these instruments, that sounds awesome. If I could call myself a musician, I'd say i'm a guitarist above all, been playing guitar for almost 9 years.
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#214126 - jellyman (06/18/2016) [-]
I kinda like Mizrahit. I just don't listen to it much.

I think System of a Down and Alice in Chains are amazing. I don't know much about Soundgarden or Incubus that much, but from what I've heard from them they're pretty good, and I don't like Radiohead that much. Other bands I like are Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, A Day to Remember, Death Grips, etc.

Guitar is really fun, I just need to improve myself on it and other instruments. I wish I played guitar for 9 years lol
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#214112 - yatush (06/18/2016) [-]
fuck yeah dude
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#214038 - babasera (06/16/2016) [-]
i heard that you can get ear infection if you don't clean your ears after swimming,but i'm not sure
you can check it on google,or just visit your doc
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#214044 - jellyman (06/16/2016) [-]
I shower after swimming and I clean my ears afterwards. Maybe I didn't get the water out of my ears properly.

I also had a doctor visit me. She prescribed me ear drops and antibiotics. I guess it helps, or maybe oer time it heals. I don't know
#1445951 - Thanks.  [+] (1 reply) 06/10/2016 on Video Games 0
#1445961 - oxidoferroso (06/10/2016) [-]
don't mention it
#1445947 - Anyone know how and where to get smash 4 texture mods/hacks fo…  [+] (3 replies) 06/10/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1445949 - oxidoferroso (06/10/2016) [-]
yeah, but im not gonna tell you
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#1445951 - jellyman (06/10/2016) [-]
#1445961 - oxidoferroso (06/10/2016) [-]
don't mention it
#1214711 - So this just happened.  [+] (2 replies) 05/25/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
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#1214710 - I honestly wish the US or UK would film it so they would match…  [+] (4 replies) 05/25/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1214720 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
They put scarlett johansson as the Major in thier live action Ghost in the Shell. They can't be trusted either
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#1214724 - redclover (05/25/2016) [-]
oh no, they used a white person to play a cyborg who was never given a defined nationality, aside from her name sounding Japanese, and that can change her appearance to anything she wants and even replace her whole body, and whose appearance has changed drastically across different iterations of the show
what an unforgivable disgrace

seriously anon, if the movie is bad, it's not gonna be because of who they cast, it's gonna be because of the directing
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#1214740 - nomora (05/25/2016) [-]
Also they're changing her face to look more Asian through CGI
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#1214741 - redclover (05/25/2016) [-]
all they did was test that ability for background characters and then decided not to do it