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#30 - I watched like an episode or two from that show. It's alright,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2015 on HigherEducation.png +8
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#50 - Ryukenblaze (11/13/2015) [-]
"here, i'll make a finger basket and you climb up"
"finger basket? was that your nickname in highschool?"
"no! but summer camp it couldve been."
#63 - **jellyman used "*roll picture*"** **jellyman rolled image… 11/11/2015 on (untitled) +1
#201533 - 1. I shower every day, and put on deodorant that I think smell… 11/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#201515 - I'm 20, I never got laid, and I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#201549 - dehumanizer (11/07/2015) [-]
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#201524 - dudeheit (11/07/2015) [-]
What minutes wrote is pretty good. Every aspect.
I also recommend doing sports and reading about healthy nutrition. You will see results if you are determined, you will feel better naturally and the feeling you get when somebody says "hey, you've realy lost weight, your are looking good" is pretty damn good. Especially when it comes from one of the hottest girls you know.
Be more productive and constinantly improve your way of living. Be the person you love to hanging out with the most, learn to love yourself!
#201518 - minutes (11/07/2015) [-]
I once wrote a huge paragraph for /r9k/ about this. Just ignore the stuff that isn't relevant to you, the message is still the same.

>1. Clean yourself, your house/apartment/room
Should be common sense, if you're smelling like shit people tend to avoid you. Shower at least every two days, brush your teeth at least 2 times a day and wash your hands after you used the toilet.
>2. Competetive mindset
This is the most important thing. Ever played any competetive game? It's basically about accepting your own mistakes. If you lose you can go into full autism mode and cry for life/the game being unfair, or you can take a closer look at what actually went wrong so you can do better next time. Learn from your mistakes, failure is nothing to be ashamed of. This applies to everything in life, as long as you try your hardest to improve you're not pathetic.
>3. Stop bathing in self pity
Life ows you nothing. Yes it is unfair that some chad just has to say hi to get into a girls pants while you have to do astronomical amount of work for the same outcome, but that's just how it is. Accept that life is unfair.
>4. Constantly stay busy
While it's incredibly comfortable to just shitpost on 4chan all day, you could use your time a lot more efficient. Do stuff you always wanted to do, do stuff you still have to do, don't turn on your computer until you have done absolutely everything else that comes to your mind.
>5. Try out new hobbys
This goes along with the previous point. Do new and exciting things, join a club or learn a new language, whatever. It really doesn't matter as long as you gain something from it. Bonus points if it requires you to leave your house. Try to be as interesting as possible, not for everyone else but for yourself.
>6. Force yourself to do stuff
I know it's hard to stay busy and do new activities, that's why you have to be able to force yourself to do things. Don't just put it off, do it. This sounds like straight out of the shia labeouf video, but it's actually true. Once you gain the ability to overcome your laziness, you'll make fast steps forward. Some dude invited you to his party? Go. If the alternative is that you sit alone at home you have everything to gain and nothing to lose. At worst you'll have a shitty evening, at best you find new friends or even the love of your life. Leaving your comfort zone is incredibly important.
>7. Talk to people
Now that you do all these new hobbys and stuff you'll meet a ton of new people, which is something good. Talk to them, maybe one or two of them actually aren't as bas as you think. If you autism out it's okay, you're trying. Social skills are the same as any other skills, experience helps you a lot. If you have troubles with texting, you might also try sites like omegle just for practice.
#201550 - dehumanizer (11/07/2015) [-]
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#201533 - jellyman (11/07/2015) [-]
1. I shower every day, and put on deodorant that I think smells good before I leave somewhere. I want to try something else that can make me smell good like after shave or cologne, but that might be too much for something casual lol.
2. I played smash bros at a tournament once. I lost the first round, even at the losers match, but I thought it was OK because I had fun anyways. I know I'll do better next time.
4. I hang out with my friends everyday, and right now I just found a job so I can make more money to do more things.
5. I want to keep learning guitar, but that costs money too, but again I found a job so I'll save up and buy new strings and an amp. I don't think video games are a hobby though lol.
6. I went to Orlando with 2 friends to see one of our homies there. We met new people and it was nice. Of course we went to a club and I really didn't want to go because of my social anxiety. I barely talked when we were on our way, but I tried to have fun.
7. I'm fine with that sometimes. It comes naturally otherwise I'll sound like autismo.
8. I feel like if I ask a girl out when we just met, I'm taking it to fast. I don't know, it could be different cultures from a different state. Maybe if we have a good amount of conversations I can go for it.
I've been rejected constantly whenever I ask a girl out, so it hurts my confident and makes it harder to ask girls out.
9. As I said earlier, I found a job I just hope it's legit. I also want to start meditating as well as reading, but I have a short attention span when it comes to it.

I'm sorry if I sound stubborn, I just want to say my point of view and my experiences on the tips you gave me. I think those tips are very informative and could be helpful. It's just hard to maintain a better mindset when that alone won't work unless you put effort to it as well, which I don't have much motivation or I'm just lazy.
#201519 - minutes (11/07/2015) [-]
>8. Take risks
This is one of the hardest things on this list. Even normies have problems with it. You're talking to a girl and are unsure about asking her out? Can't read the signs? Do it anyways. The whole concept of dating is to get to know each other better first. You don't wait till you already know each other, you go on a date for that exact reason. Also, if she rejects you straight away when you just met, chances are it's because she doesn't think you're attractive, which is not so bad is it? Attractiveness is something subjective. It doesn't mean you're ugly, it just means you're not her type. If you however wait till she already knows you, you're probably being rejected cause of your personality as well. That + the feeling of attachment you get after waiting for too long makes it a lot harder to deal with rejection . Doing it straight away is the best way to go. And don't forget, it's no shame to be rejected. Everyone gets laughed at in some point of their lifes.
A little thing to help you with this point - count to 10 in your head and think about everything that could possible go wrong before taking a risk, every little thing, the worst scenarios. But once you reach 10 you just do it anyways. Sound illogical but it really works. Yes this is from a scrubs episode.
>9. Constantly try to improve yourself
Got no job? Sent fucking applications. It doesn't matter how much you need till you get an interview. Even if you'd need to send 5000 letters, do it. Your goal should be to get better every day, at least a little bit. Read a scientific book, learn something new, do your drivings license if you still haven't, whatever. Baby steps still bring you forward.

Living like this doesn't guarantee you a gf or a perfect life, but I can promise you that you'll feel better about yourself. Everytime I've seen people around me getting into this kind of mindset, they also started to be a lot more positive and overall way more happy. It's hard work and yes, it's not easy at all, but that only makes the success taste even better.
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#201516 - confusedasian (11/07/2015) [-]
I'm 21 and never been on a date. You're doing better than me champ.
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