Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

jellyman    

Rank #3227 on Comments
jellyman Avatar Level 307 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Offline
Send mail to jellyman Block jellyman Invite jellyman to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000010717
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6440
Comment Ranking:#3227
Highest Content Rank:#2658
Highest Comment Rank:#283
Content Thumbs: 7328 total,  8408 ,  1080
Comment Thumbs: 10977 total,  13068 ,  2091
Content Level Progress: 12% (12/100)
Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 307 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:4
Content Views:197845
Times Content Favorited:752 times
Total Comments Made:2840
FJ Points:18077
Favorite Tags: description (3) | facebook (2) | giant (2) | MS paint (2) | Pokemon (2) | The Game (2)
I like cheeseburgers

latest user's comments

#108 - Your cousin must be very old considering he's from the early 1900s 03/30/2014 on Recreating a famous old photo -5
#130 - I want to be a game developer/programmer/designer, and at firs… 03/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#162 - Now listen to this while watching the gif 03/29/2014 on It's 2014 where is this? +2
#143 - Comment deleted 03/29/2014 on hell yeah 0
#141 - Well, would you look at the time. I gotta go bazingaling my sh… 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +8
#118 - My name is Ben. 03/29/2014 on no homo hermano 0
#135 - You were black? 03/19/2014 on Midnight walks +3
#79 - Red Hulk wiith Venom and Ghost Rider combined." …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Venom Facts +33
#174 - greatgranpapy (03/17/2014) [-]
Still no match for Wazdakka Gutsmek.
#202 - xxdremisterxx (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah... no. I think you ment Kharn The Betrayer.
#108 - cossackwhoop (03/17/2014) [-]
It's fucking metal, that's what it is.
#81 - foelkera (03/17/2014) [-]
it's like when batman joined the lantern corps
#129 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
thats a comic cover, he never joined in that particular series. Hal gave him the ring for a 2 page spread and batman couldn't take it. plesse get your facts right before friggin writing man
#77 - Carnage  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Venom Facts +10
User avatar #89 - waxyguy (03/17/2014) [-]
carnage pls
#151 - Picture 03/16/2014 on Intimidation tactics +2
#148 - I don't mean to be a buzzkill, and the armor and weapon looks …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Intimidation tactics 0
User avatar #175 - deffinitlynotafag (03/17/2014) [-]
fake weapons, im surprised the school wusnt on lock down!!
User avatar #203 - stealingbikes (03/17/2014) [-]
Sarcasm aside, I honestly am surprised. You even MENTION guns at a public school and the knee-jerk overreactionary bullshit flows like diarrhea from the buffalo.
#231 - deffinitlynotafag (03/17/2014) [-]
you have such a way with words. pic is my present to you

my cousin went to a catholic school. and in 5th grade was suspended and almost expelled for making a gun with his finger and saying "pew pew". i shit you not. and this was like 6 years ago... its only gotten worse.
#149 - ltverwolf (03/16/2014) [-]
He's not a student, evidently.
#151 - jellyman (03/16/2014) [-]
#147 - Thank you, good sir 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... +1
#141 - Can someone explain the joke?  [+] (16 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... 0
User avatar #144 - WhiteReaper (03/16/2014) [-]
hes been away for 12 months while she look almost 9 months pregnant. which according to my detective work she cheated on him and is trying to say hes the dad.
User avatar #161 - catburglarpenis (03/17/2014) [-]
That's damn fine detective work, son.
User avatar #152 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
There is such a thing as " shore leave"he coulda gone home and boned her.
User avatar #154 - WhiteReaper (03/16/2014) [-]
but then technically he wouldnt be away for 12 months since he did come back.
#163 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
just because he came back on shore leave, doesn't shorten the time he spent on his tour. 10 days of leave doesn't negate the 12 months away. The news source probly just saw that his tour was 12 months and automatically assumed that means hes just gonna be away for 12 months with no leave at all
User avatar #164 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have to be subtracted off. lets say he came back fr a month. then it would be 11 months spent out there instead of 12. if you have 5 apples and eat 3 how much do you have left?
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
User avatar #155 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
Huh.... your into something there.
#147 - jellyman (03/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir
#191 - Alright, I've been seeing comments that everyone's siding with…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on He took a fence to her comment 0
User avatar #210 - brucekillah (03/16/2014) [-]
shoulda coulda woulda
#192 - pyrusd (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to agree with you on this. Words are words so get over it. To turn around and stab someone and smash someone's face against the ground....wow, bit of escalation there. The sad part is, we are all so predisposed to care what people think about us these days that it's awful. The kid did this BECAUSE HE CARED so much about what they were calling him. WHY? Why care about something so friggin asinine? It's insulting....SO? So they insulted you, good for them, why did you take it as an insult?

People are way too wrapped up in other people's opinions.
#112 - I'm at the library in my college, supposed to be catching up m… 03/12/2014 on Holy mother of broken gifs +1
#106 - **jellyman rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Kid these days +132
User avatar #351 - Pena (03/12/2014) [-]
What.
#110 - Zeigh (03/12/2014) [-]
Jellyman got it on with a blob fish.
That roll was better than you know.
#496 - SUGAH! 03/12/2014 on The FJ community is... 0
#48 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Normal Combat 0
#6 - Fuck. 03/11/2014 on Snails are life 0
#5 - **jellyman rolls 54**  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Snails are life +3
#21 - larrynonymous has deleted their comment.
#19 - larrynonymous has deleted their comment.
#17 - shareacokewith has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - cosmicapprentice (03/11/2014) [-]
**cosmicapprentice rolls 27**
#11 - anonymous (03/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 09**
#7 - gaybasherboy has deleted their comment.
#6 - jellyman (03/11/2014) [-]
Fuck.
#115 - **jellyman rolled a random image posted in comment #877963 … 03/07/2014 on down with the system +1
#108 - The post was funny but I don't understand why the meme has to … 03/06/2014 on That awkward age 0
#40 - Picture 03/05/2014 on science bitches!!! +30
#35 - Oh my description  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on I love roger so much. +7
#57 - perturabo (03/03/2014) [-]
#147 - **jellyman rolled a random image posted in comment #7945134 … 03/03/2014 on oh.... 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 750

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #12 - jellyman (03/02/2014) [-]
d
d
d
d
User avatar #11 - jimbobji (08/16/2012) [-]
DON'T POST COMMENTS AND THEM DELETE THEM.

Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
#8 - toomanyrolls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
User avatar #7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O
 Friends (0)