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jellyman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10000010717
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxtinctionxX
Steam Profile: jellyman3
Consoles Owned: Playstation 4, Wii U
Video Games Played: tekken, skyrim, DDR, anything that i have or can have or will have
PSN: XtinctionX
Interests: games, movies, acting, theatre, musical theatre, rock, metal, metalcore, techno, dubstep, any kind of music, friends, whatever
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Florida
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14830
Highest Content Rank:#1222
Highest Comment Rank:#283
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Comment Thumbs: 11448 total,  13614 ,  2166
Content Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 12.6% (63/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:4
Content Views:274403
Times Content Favorited:812 times
Total Comments Made:3032
FJ Points:19917
Favorite Tags: description (3) | facebook (2) | giant (2) | MS paint (2) | Pokemon (2) | The Game (2)
I like cheeseburgers

latest user's comments

#21 - Thank you, and in return I shall give you a red panda  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on jellyman's profile 0
#22 - misskayla (03/25/2015) [-]
#186 - If I am wrong, then please correct me. I know I'll sound stupi…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke -4
User avatar #202 - assrocket (03/19/2015) [-]
I had a couple of teachers that I thought I would want to fuck, but when it comes down to it, if it ever did happen, I would have felt sick. You don't actually want to fuck your teachers. You know that they're supposed to protect you and take care of you and ensure that you learn and grow to the best of your abilities. At that age, you're not normally ready for that sort of thing. Having someone in that position put you in that situation is particularly awful, because not only are they doing something that will hurt you, they know full well that your 'consent' at the time isn't real because you don't understand the full breadth of the situation until AFTER it's happened, and yet they STILL take advantage of it.
If he did 'consent' to it, I don't think he fully realised what he was consenting to. His teacher should have known that, and thye almost definitely did know it.
#215 - thefuckingpatsfan (03/19/2015) [-]
I had a good fucking in middle school, and I didn't feel sick about it at all. Unfortunately the teachers found out and now I'm on the sex offender registry.
User avatar #294 - assrocket (03/19/2015) [-]
Were you the teacher?
#254 - ibaitexplain (03/19/2015) [-]
That's what you get for being a pats fan you sick fuck.
#187 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
She molested him.
#72 - I had a bittersweet feeling about flapjack. The show … 03/17/2015 on Hello kitty 0
#177905 - I'm going to school and I'm doing good in all my classes so fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177906 - malimrav (03/15/2015) [-]
You shouldn't seek your happiness in relationship, it won't last very long that way. You should be fulfilled and happy as a person through other means.
I can' really say anything to motivate you long term, it's all up to you. Start slowly, you don't need to lift like crazy 5-6 days a week from the start. Maybe do some bodyweight exercises, go for a run and work from there.

Try to have diverse interests, read some book every now and then, look people in the eyes when you are talking, have a firm handshake and believe in yourself.

Figure out who you are, what your beliefs are, your goals in life etc.
Best advice I can give you is to constantly improve yourself. That way you'll be happier and more confident and be able to attract women.

And remember, not everyone will like you but fuck them, as long as you like yourself and you are content with your life you will find someone who will like you, be it friends or women.
#177886 - Alrighty fj, so me and my friends were hanging out, one guy wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177887 - malimrav (03/15/2015) [-]
I think the most important part of this story is you getting demotivated to improve yourself. Start lifting, start reading, find hobbies, try to advance your career(if you work) or study harder (if you're in school). Build up your confidence, improve your posture. Become interesting, good looking, confident motherfucker.

Go out of your comfort zone and enjoy yourself. Have real goals in life (getting it on with some chick doesn't qualify).

Realize the fact that not all women will like you and want to go out with you, and thats perfectly fine. Plenty of them sill will.
User avatar #177905 - jellyman (03/15/2015) [-]
I'm going to school and I'm doing good in all my classes so far, and I'm hanging out with my friends like everyday so I can enjoy myself more I just need to start losing weight. That's the one thing that's keeping me back. That's why I'm lacking confidence, but I just don't have the motivation. I'm just unhappy mostly because of no gf. I'm trying to find that motivation but I can't
User avatar #177906 - malimrav (03/15/2015) [-]
You shouldn't seek your happiness in relationship, it won't last very long that way. You should be fulfilled and happy as a person through other means.
I can' really say anything to motivate you long term, it's all up to you. Start slowly, you don't need to lift like crazy 5-6 days a week from the start. Maybe do some bodyweight exercises, go for a run and work from there.

Try to have diverse interests, read some book every now and then, look people in the eyes when you are talking, have a firm handshake and believe in yourself.

Figure out who you are, what your beliefs are, your goals in life etc.
Best advice I can give you is to constantly improve yourself. That way you'll be happier and more confident and be able to attract women.

And remember, not everyone will like you but fuck them, as long as you like yourself and you are content with your life you will find someone who will like you, be it friends or women.
#117 - u stoopid 03/05/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 1/whatever -4
#23 - Steven Universe comp would be much appreciated  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Regular show comp +3
User avatar #24 - agentdoubleohio (02/25/2015) [-]
after the next one
#142 - If you think that's bad, in the comics the brain and Monsieur … 02/25/2015 on Teen Titans comp 2 0
#819 - That was awesome luv you too 02/25/2015 on Show Admin what you sound like +1
#96 - Go easy on me guys  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Show Admin what you sound like +2
#126 - brasssquire (02/24/2015) [-]
oh my god my fucking EARS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
User avatar #132 - xsirwafflezx (02/24/2015) [-]
That just means that you are listening to it correctly.
#104 - xsirwafflezx (02/24/2015) [-]
I did a thing.
#819 - jellyman (02/25/2015) [-]
That was awesome luv you too
#192 - fatminion (02/24/2015) [-]
this is why the internet was created.

Protip: click your mousewheel (if you have one) to instantly open in a new tab. Save a mouse click, save a life.
#147 - basalm (02/24/2015) [-]
Holy shit, lol
That spooked my Kintamas.

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#20 - misskayla ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
#21 to #20 - jellyman (03/25/2015) [-]
Thank you, and in return I shall give you a red panda
#13 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Random or animal social or any 			****		 like that by chance?
Random or animal social or any **** like that by chance?
#14 to #13 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
If you're referring to how I might remember you, then I don't really remember tbh lol all I know is that I've seen your name somewhere
User avatar #15 to #14 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Weird, but whatever mango.

I mean I rarely comment on anything anymore but used to.
User avatar #16 to #15 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Same. I just browse whenever I have the time.

But how do you know you know me from somewhere?
User avatar #17 to #16 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
The name rung a bell is all, that's about it really.
User avatar #19 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Mind if I add you? I need more friends on fj lol
#18 to #17 - jellyman (02/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough
Fair enough
User avatar #12 - jellyman (03/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - jimbobji (08/16/2012) [-]
DON'T POST COMMENTS AND THEM DELETE THEM.

Although, I have enjoyed the occasional repost.
#8 - toomanyrolls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyman (10/23/2011) [-]
not at all my good friend. twas fun :D
User avatar #1 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
lol i just took your comment virginity c:
User avatar #2 to #1 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
lmao the sexually oblivious rhino?
User avatar #3 to #2 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
XD yup
User avatar #4 to #3 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
x) thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
np, im lexxi btw :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - jellyman (11/05/2010) [-]
hey lexxi, im ben o:
User avatar #7 to #6 - XchemicalkidX (11/05/2010) [-]
ohay :O
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