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Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
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#34 - I'll take 30 07/03/2014 on Baby Monkey 0
#58 - Idk man. Hendrix is good don't get me wrong. But he's so roote…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Description +2
User avatar #68 - xuvious (07/03/2014) [-]
what about joe satriani?
#59 - mrwaldon (07/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#3934 - **jellybob rolls 734,618,836** ************* do… 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#283 - Omg roll spammers like you are what are killing this website. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on How to be a good FJer 0
#596 - percer (07/02/2014) [-]
#144 - Anyone else reminded of Nier? 07/01/2014 on Ninja dot 0
#7616 - lucky sonofabitch 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +2
#7585 - **jellybob rolled user PopcornViking ** Admin I summon thee.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
User avatar #7982 - PopcornViking (06/30/2014) [-]
close enough
#13 - And there's Sudanese woman in detainment for being Christian, …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2014 on The devil did this -11
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (06/26/2014) [-]
"Nobody else can be persecuted. Only US!"

That's what you sound like right now.
User avatar #18 - captainrattrap (06/26/2014) [-]
Let's talk more about why you hate the US...
User avatar #25 - YllekNayr (06/26/2014) [-]
I didn't put dots in there. It was the word "us" capitalized. Not the country.
#23 - boothead (06/26/2014) [-]
Nobody HATES the US they just get butthurt because they don't live here.
User avatar #26 - captainrattrap (06/26/2014) [-]
There you go!
#36 - He looks like the kind of person that would rape a dog with an… 06/26/2014 on (untitled) +1
#82 - Legends say he's still doing PT to this day. 06/26/2014 on Me in the Marines +4
#31 - I give that game a big hefty "meh"/10  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Ion Blade +8
User avatar #37 - ompalomper (06/24/2014) [-]
ESPECIALLY given its heritage. i mean god damn, the first 2 are two of my favorite games and the only ps3 games i have come back to give a third play-through.

but i don't blame suckerpunch, not really. i blame the new gen for its "sacrifice gameplay, plot and character in the name of 'new gen' graphics"
User avatar #114 - willgum (06/25/2014) [-]
the second one sucked in comparison to the first
#30 - Okay, we'll just thumb you down for calling us dickheads. 06/24/2014 on Ion Blade +1
#181 - Except driving is a ******* privilege you pre-pub… 06/24/2014 on SuperNova +3
#14 - Every time this is reposted, I pretty much **** m… 06/24/2014 on ihoc +12
#17 - MFW I clicked it 06/24/2014 on A Proposition +33
#34 - GG wp br0ken.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on how a 13 y'o tried hack a... +12
User avatar #38 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
there is an science to trolling as well
#103 - I love DBZ so if I can rewatch it AND do something productive … 06/23/2014 on Tough Choice 0
#4 - "leaked" 06/20/2014 on Miley Cyrus' sex tape 0
#64 - Some of these ******* comments.... 06/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#17 - if Freddie Mercury was straight, he'd be alive  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2014 on freddie +99
#66 - syfygeek (06/20/2014) [-]
Shit man, that cuts deep

10/10 kek'd
User avatar #63 - rhetoricalfunny (06/20/2014) [-]
Twice as bright
Half as long
#43 - fuckscreennames (06/20/2014) [-]
#27 - chavao (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 - Lilstow (06/20/2014) [-]
Metal?

How about Freddie Mercury?
#21 - theydontlikeu (06/19/2014) [-]
lawl
#159 - Can't tell if trolling or serious but I'll indulge you. Issuin…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on I Know That Feel, Bro 0
User avatar #164 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the fact that you can give individual squads individual orders. THAT is the key to victory.
#74 - No, they were pretty **** . They either amounted t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I Know That Feel, Bro +1
User avatar #75 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
That's what you understood out of it;

However, the secret lies in issuing out as many orders/commands as possible. Splitting up troops, so that you can perform different actions across the map.

Thankfully, my Starcraft upbringing helped loads with that. Just like in Starcraft, your Actions Per Minute are pretty important, as fast as you can move the avatar from place to place and make intelligent use of your resources, it's easy to win.

Of course, it's intense as fuck, but that's what expected of you if you want to beat the AI on Brutal
User avatar #159 - jellybob (06/18/2014) [-]
Can't tell if trolling or serious but I'll indulge you. Issuing as many commands as possible is damn near impossible when the commands you can issue are limited to "move shit here" and "attack shit there" and only if Eddie is directly interacting with the group can "special attack shit there" be issued. There's no unit formations, no ROE, no combat stances, damn near nothing to be done to give a unit any more tactical value. Now, it probably could have been good if they made it a dedicated RTS and put more effort in to things like unit upgrades, and resource generation. Rather than push a majority of the upgrades to Eddie, hell, it would probably have been incredible. But they made it a hybrid hack n slash/RTS and you just can't do that to either one without ruining the other.
User avatar #164 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the fact that you can give individual squads individual orders. THAT is the key to victory.
#31 - Fellow musician here and I just wanna say. ************…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I Know That Feel, Bro +5
User avatar #46 - hydraetis (06/18/2014) [-]
I find The Beatles' music to be insanely boring.
User avatar #44 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
When I'll see another metal band with a bass player that will come up with something equal to Call of Ktulu/Orion, then I'll be impressed.

Till then, nobody can deny that they wrote mind blowing music.
User avatar #101 - Kairyuka (06/18/2014) [-]
It's not exactly metal, but if you like good bass, this song and band is an absolute must!
Mr. Big - Colorado Bulldog
#93 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
Then you might wanna take your blindfolds off and take a look around. There are a lot of metal bands with amazing bass players.
User avatar #151 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
Nowhere near as innovative as Burton.

And remember, he was around 24 or something when he composed those masterpieces.
#27 - Best part about that game was Ozzy's character and some of the…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I Know That Feel, Bro +7
User avatar #67 - nicoquitemad (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree that the gameplay wasn't much to celebrate, but the in-game world, the artstyle, the music, the story, and all the actors, that's what made the game worth playing.
User avatar #39 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
The RTS elements weren't shit, but you had to actually use your brain in order to win.

I know, impossible chore for most people.
User avatar #74 - jellybob (06/18/2014) [-]
No, they were pretty shit. They either amounted to "throw dozens of roadies straight to the enemy stage and take out any survivors personally." or "throw all your units at the single uber unit spawned." I refer to the murder of crows when you fight Ophelia at the sea of black tears, damn thing was so OP that the only effective strategy was to zerg rush and pray you had the DPS to kill him fast enough. There was just no challenge to it. At the very most you could have 4 resource generators, but by that time you're within spunking distance of the crippled, broke, and defenseless enemy stage so you never get to enjoy it. There was no way to effectively cripple and pick apart your opponent's defense, or way to set up an effective defense beyond throwing walls of roadies out. I could go on but I gotta get to work so to surmise; the RTS is shit, it COULD have probably been something cool and unique, but it wasn't.
User avatar #75 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
That's what you understood out of it;

However, the secret lies in issuing out as many orders/commands as possible. Splitting up troops, so that you can perform different actions across the map.

Thankfully, my Starcraft upbringing helped loads with that. Just like in Starcraft, your Actions Per Minute are pretty important, as fast as you can move the avatar from place to place and make intelligent use of your resources, it's easy to win.

Of course, it's intense as fuck, but that's what expected of you if you want to beat the AI on Brutal
User avatar #159 - jellybob (06/18/2014) [-]
Can't tell if trolling or serious but I'll indulge you. Issuing as many commands as possible is damn near impossible when the commands you can issue are limited to "move shit here" and "attack shit there" and only if Eddie is directly interacting with the group can "special attack shit there" be issued. There's no unit formations, no ROE, no combat stances, damn near nothing to be done to give a unit any more tactical value. Now, it probably could have been good if they made it a dedicated RTS and put more effort in to things like unit upgrades, and resource generation. Rather than push a majority of the upgrades to Eddie, hell, it would probably have been incredible. But they made it a hybrid hack n slash/RTS and you just can't do that to either one without ruining the other.
User avatar #164 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the fact that you can give individual squads individual orders. THAT is the key to victory.
User avatar #65 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/18/2014) [-]
I kinda thought the rts elements could have been a bit more challenging
User avatar #37 - thatguyontheright (06/18/2014) [-]
Your mom was shit, but I fucked her anyway.
#46 - 1. put recycle bin in recycle bin 2. empty recycle bin …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on grandpa learning to use the... +16
#119 - gladiuss (06/18/2014) [-]
That's like dividing by zero......................
User avatar #58 - EnergizierAnon (06/18/2014) [-]
i actually did that once, and it was annoying trying to get the recycle bin back.
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