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#172 - Her eyes are really unsettling. Like...they're all ringed and …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2016 on Natalia-present day +2
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#199 - Sethorein (03/12/2016) [-]
#99 - 1. Low visibility means you can get lost as **** 2. You co…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2016 on Real life dungeon +1
#113 - keligus (03/12/2016) [-]
why not use excessive amounts of rope and a partner to pull you back out when you need to leave, and have your partner set a timer for how long your oxygen should last and 'reel you in at halfway?sure this would involve putting in rings so the rock doesn't cut and fray the rope but its worth it or buying stronger more durable rope. rope that is all
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#114 - themurp (03/12/2016) [-]
Rope gets caught. Caught gets dead.
#115 - keligus (03/12/2016) [-]
hence the rings to keep it from getting caught, it would be a pain to instal but save alot of lives, it would be like rock climbing, except you do something to keep the rope inside and away from things that get it caught or cut, i'm not an engineer.
#119 - lukashein (03/12/2016) [-]
**lukashein used "*roll picture*"**
**lukashein rolled image** Hence "cave equipment*
#125 - keligus (03/12/2016) [-]
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**keligus rolled image** sorry, i was trying to do a thing with Samwise Gamgee and rope but it failed rope is probably cave equipment, they could also string rope through caves in ways that it is taunt and you can pull yourself along. signs posted would tell you how much farther till the opening and you would be required to have goggles that showed you your oxygen level and it would blink red when half empty.
#3 - Bitll Wurtz btw. He has alot of funny **** check him out. 03/11/2016 on a funny thing +2
#877 - 22 I am happy Happy HAPPY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… 03/11/2016 on Post your f%%%ing selfie! 0
#42 - I uh....brb. 03/11/2016 on I bet the car was an... 0
#495570 - Taken with a potato but the screen is there. 03/10/2016 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN +12
#20 - Well you're right 03/10/2016 on You'll Never Guess... 0
#19 - But he's not a womyn so it would invalidate their "anti-c…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2016 on missed opportunity +22
#22 - youxbarstard (03/10/2016) [-]
But he's black though so that evens it out.
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#26 - darthblam (03/10/2016) [-]
But people are crying "racist" over the black character in the movie already.
Because she's the only one that isn't a scientist.
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#33 - leonhardt (03/10/2016) [-]
And because of the hilariously sterotypical way she acts and talks.
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#82 - darthblam (03/10/2016) [-]
Well that too, but no one I've seen complaining has mentioned that part, for some reason.
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#71 - trisketthebiskit (03/10/2016) [-]
its so fucking apparent that she is a fucking token black lady "bagawd lawd jeesus issa ghost" "derrr i dont know science but i know new york as if you other people from new york dont know about new york"
#18 - You cheeky cuntcanoe 03/09/2016 on anticipation vs. anxiety +3
#109 - Yaknow what. I don't agree with that last part. This has nothi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2016 on respect +2
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#118 - endellion (03/09/2016) [-]
While you are right and have a point, that's not why I hate them. What exactly what their impact is, is what pisses everyone off. Mediocre, repetitive meaningless lyrics, which most of the time they don't fully write themselves. Their fans are stupid, believe me. I live with someone who loves songs by all these people. Why? She's basic and can't form her own unique opinions. What I'm saying is, the generation that listens to these artists, and like them, and follow them, are going to be mediocre people: Followers. We need leaders, people who will think.
#116 - dudulli (03/09/2016) [-]
If anything that makes me not just not respecting them, but even despise SOME of them, because they actually have the power to influence certain parts of the world and do it for the worse.
I'd even understand it if someone dislikes them because they have the power and don't use it at all.

Having power alone does not equal respect [insert comparison to dictator here].

Funny coincidence: I have huge respect for military medics.