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Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Content Ranking:#7479
Comment Ranking:#3301
Highest Content Rank:#7147
Highest Comment Rank:#580
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#5 - I don't see them in the second pic, little help? 09/03/2014 on Blending in 0
#26 - Weneedtogodeeper.jpg 09/03/2014 on Dying never looked so... +5
#6 - Panorama view engage 09/03/2014 on I CANT PAUSE THIS 0
#9 - I am jelly and I confirm this is how I bounce. 09/03/2014 on bouncing jelly +12
#10 - Yes 09/03/2014 on Ghetto cooking by Auntie Fee +2
#23 - shhhhhhhhh 09/03/2014 on Dying never looked so... +7
#21 - My favorite part of this gif is that gunner. He doesn't questi…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Dying never looked so... -28
#37 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
well, if it was real life it would be positive to wound or kill the shark, so it couldn't attack them when they were in water.
#25 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
wow, a reposted comment on a repost.
User avatar #26 - jellybob (09/03/2014) [-]
Weneedtogodeeper.jpg
#22 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Very original comment you got there.
User avatar #40 - peanutbraddle (09/03/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#31 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
because two individual persons can't have the same opinion?
#23 - jellybob (09/03/2014) [-]
shhhhhhhhh
#6 - I"m still looking but I don't see any differences. Is this a gif? 09/03/2014 on Jlaw, look hard. +1
#25 - Picture 09/02/2014 on BRRRRRRRRRRT +2
#23 - Because Post dirty secrets/photos of celebrities and you'r… 09/02/2014 on it'd be pretty great too... +37
#14 - if there's a will there's a way 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#10 - Then why would they mention coffee on the mug at all?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Perfect drink maker 0
User avatar #11 - commontroll (09/01/2014) [-]
To let you know it's not for mixing beer and whiskey?
#25 - Pizza can be considered an open faced sandwich. So you're golden  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on OH NO!!!!! +29
#52 - knightynight (09/01/2014) [-]
YAY!
#13 - Picture 09/01/2014 on Remember the name 0
#12 - yfw  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Facebook Win 0
#13 - amuter (09/01/2014) [-]
wait.. how the heck is it a joke? someone's going to have to explain this one to me.
#4 - rape  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Facebook Win +1
#11 - amuter (09/01/2014) [-]
Well the metaphor was mis-phrased from "nothing is ever black and white" to "nothing is ever black or white".

Rape is never completely black either, despite being completely wrong from a ethical point of view which i agree with, don't misunderstand. However no matter how much bad comes out of it the chances of only bad things occurring as a result of the event is so astronomical that we can basically say that SOMETHING good has come as a result of 100% of all rape situations.

If you're an optimist you will most likely always be able to find something good from pretty much anything or if you don't it's probably something so indirect that you couldn't possibly have guessed that the chain of events started with a specific rape or whatever extremely bad thing that occurred. Realistic things like this is hard for some people to accept emotionally but realistically other than the moral stuff the result of rape is mostly I haven't heard of it being otherwise personally but it's physically possible I suppose far blacker than white so it should still never be done either realistically or ethically.

When shit happens, at least it's never COMPLETE shit.
#12 - jellybob (09/01/2014) [-]
yfw
#13 - amuter (09/01/2014) [-]
wait.. how the heck is it a joke? someone's going to have to explain this one to me.
User avatar #5 - thepollock (09/01/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 it an 8/8. Now you must excuse me, I have a d8 with k8, and I would h8 to be l8. Again, Gr8 b8.
#154 - Sorta related 09/01/2014 on ITT: Working here (desc.) 0
#29 - Critical failure 09/01/2014 on shit SHIT SHIT +2
#19 - How dare...oh you know the rest 09/01/2014 on what a strange dog +41
#19 - Yeah, but who's gonna say that to his face? 08/31/2014 on legate jackass +1
#21 - Ironic Flash would say something about imprisoning someone for…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Checkmate him to death +334
#200 - clairyfairyxo (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #140 - hattheifbatman (08/30/2014) [-]
Sonic and flash should have a race
User avatar #70 - banwagon (08/30/2014) [-]
the flash vibrates through objects while at super-speed, if he hit into someone they wouldn't even know that he had touched them. cars however, with the wrong driver, are 2000lb bullets that can explode.
#36 - whichever (08/29/2014) [-]
he has the superpowered reflexes
User avatar #27 - dndxplain (08/29/2014) [-]
he's never killed anyone he didn't intend to because he was going to fast.
User avatar #146 - hellomynameisbill (08/30/2014) [-]
His perception of time and reaction speed is unparalleled
#41 - ldnelson (08/29/2014) [-]
Something has to be said for accuracy
#31 - nahbro (08/29/2014) [-]
"But officer, I meant to kill that guy I ran over!"
User avatar #23 - deadmansdope (08/29/2014) [-]
Course, he's talkin about cars
#41 - I'll take 30 08/28/2014 on Free range bacon bits 0
#17 - Yes yes, realized the moment I asked it lol 08/27/2014 on Lawn dino 0
#15 - Okay so I guess I'll ask the more obvious question here. Why d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Lawn dino 0
#16 - bugman (08/27/2014) [-]
And the obvious answer: because its fucking awesome.
User avatar #17 - jellybob (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes yes, realized the moment I asked it lol
#171 - Well, you can't do **** about the live TV element… 08/27/2014 on Please read description 0
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#1 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
YAY! 1st place..
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