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jellybob

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
Last Login:9/04/2015
Location:candyland
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Comment Ranking:#8544
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#45 - Browse FJ and masturbate 01/03/2015 on Saturday message from Admin 0
#8 - ENJOY THAT **** YOU UNGRATEFUL FELINE DO YOU HAVE ANY I… 01/03/2015 on Cat.exe has encountered an... 0
#12 - ITT: post the opposite of the last picture posted.  [+] (14 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Starcraft +6
#14 - xxdarkdanxx (01/03/2015) [-]
#16 - barstoolninja (01/03/2015) [-]
#18 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
majordraco

Why did you thumb me down?

How can I better improve my future posts to more closely meet your tastes?
User avatar #20 - majordraco (01/03/2015) [-]
You broke it
User avatar #21 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
Sorry friend.

1. See cat.
2. Think dog is opposite
3. Post doge

Can you recommend me a penance?
#22 - majordraco (01/03/2015) [-]
You must Vocaroo this beta Green text.
User avatar #23 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
I don't have a microphone.

I'll just go shitpost on /fit/ instead.
#24 - majordraco (01/03/2015) [-]
**majordraco used "*roll picture*"**
**majordraco rolled image**
Draw this in paint with a mouse.
(also laptops have built in Mic)
#26 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
#27 - majordraco (01/03/2015) [-]
MFW
#29 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
#30 - majordraco (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - butterduck (01/03/2015) [-]
Why does the man look down.
#68 - Godspeed you brave amphibian 01/03/2015 on Turtle 0
#16 - I've done nothing else all day 01/02/2015 on new year, new me. +1
#16 - I don't even know anymore..... 01/02/2015 on How do I grade this? 0
#1 - No dive No flip Not even a cannonball 0/10 12/31/2014 on Skatebodiving -2
#45 - Loginandsaythatlikeaman.jpg 12/31/2014 on Some whacky fun hosted by ISIS 0
#41 - I'm already in the Army, I'll try and leave some for ya m8  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Some whacky fun hosted by ISIS +2
#44 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
Don't worry, you will. Marines can actually shoot.
User avatar #45 - jellybob (12/31/2014) [-]
Loginandsaythatlikeaman.jpg
User avatar #43 - sparkofinsanity (12/31/2014) [-]
Thanks m8. Do me a favor and score a 25 kill streak will ya.
#8 - ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Just For Laughs - Thug Life +184
#19 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
Nerd.
#12 - whiterabit (12/31/2014) [-]
#216 - The first /k/ommando. 12/30/2014 on Rare historical war... +2
#81 - pepsi max 12/30/2014 on Pepsi? 0
#22 - So pushups, situps, running, and simple core wasn't enough? Be… 12/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - Okay I just need to know. What the actual **** IS cross…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/30/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #49 - pokemonstheshiz (12/30/2014) [-]
because none of these idiots actually answered your first question

It's basically combining strength training with cardio. And honestly that's pretty much the gist of it. The biggest problem is that it became a trend instead of a routine, so there's a fair few "trainers" teaching other idiots improper lifting techniques.
I've never actually met one of these bad trainers, or even met anyone who wouldn't shut up about crossfit. But people on the internet say they exist so it must be true
User avatar #31 - dragostarc (12/30/2014) [-]
Someone described it a while ago as "Imagine you're hammering nails into a board. You're hammering at a decent pace and force, taking about 15 seconds to drive the nail all the way through. Now Crossfit is you looking over at the guy next to you. He's hammering way harder than you, and for 'extra force' he places his thumb on the nail before hammering it, and gets each nail done in 10 seconds."
User avatar #24 - commoncrunch (12/30/2014) [-]
It's like being vegan.
Those that do it seem to have the tendency to never shut up about it, in addition to it being a messed-up variant of how things are done normally.

Simple excercise/weights is to crossfit what eating all food groups is to veganism.

I hope my terrible sentence structure and comprehension are enough to help you understand what I meant.
User avatar #54 - envinite (12/30/2014) [-]
It's kinda funny that people keep saying how vegan and crossfitters are the loud one ,YET we, as the people who are against them, are the only people who keeps talking about them.
#56 - anon (12/30/2014) [-]
You mean on funnyjunk right?
Because on any other site the vegans are fucking everywhere.
User avatar #57 - envinite (12/30/2014) [-]
Prove it.
#50 - anon (12/30/2014) [-]
Now, I'm no vegan. Not even vegetarian. I love my beef and god damn I get sick of salads quick
But a pure vegan diet is entirely viable. Only thing you actually lose out on is B12, which seems to be added to a lot of stuff for some reason or other anyway.

Don't compare it to the stupid thing that is crossfit, please. Beyond that people won't shut up about it. Ever.
User avatar #23 - ohmeghon (12/30/2014) [-]
What Is Crossfit? Have some broscience
#21 - qpalzmmzlapq (12/30/2014) [-]
Its this really intense workout that is supposed to blend cardio, powerlifting, etc., into one series of workouts. I know a handful of people who do it, and by and large I'm in better shape than them, and all I do is the conventional stuff.

The reason I don't like it is because it's like being an atheist or vegan, every other thing they talk about is crossfit related. But thats just my opinion.
User avatar #40 - cadencee (12/30/2014) [-]
Which Atheists have you been talking to? I find people talking about praising God or demonising islam far more common than people talking about their atheism in Australia.
User avatar #22 - jellybob (12/30/2014) [-]
So pushups, situps, running, and simple core wasn't enough? Beauty in simplicity people geez. Thanks m9.
#7 - These puns are starting to piss me off. 12/30/2014 on Urine trouble! +1
#157 - Your constant replies are tot he contrary.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Rare historical war... +12
User avatar #285 - radiserne (12/30/2014) [-]
Not at all. It is me trying to convince them and all reading of a certain belief. That they're thumbing me down, or what they may think of me, is irrilevant.
#122 - Did i make it in time?? Radiserne I came here from the future …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Rare historical war... +9
User avatar #142 - radiserne (12/29/2014) [-]
Implying I give a rats ass about what these nazi jerkoffs think of me.
User avatar #157 - jellybob (12/29/2014) [-]
Your constant replies are tot he contrary.
User avatar #285 - radiserne (12/30/2014) [-]
Not at all. It is me trying to convince them and all reading of a certain belief. That they're thumbing me down, or what they may think of me, is irrilevant.
#319 - Is this the new Admin parties? Because I can get down with this. 12/28/2014 on Admin reads 4chan, Major FJ... 0
#227 - And am very, very drunk 12/28/2014 on FJ header images 0
#126 - Admin I just wanna say I love you and I love this site and eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on FJ header images 0
#180 - mariopimp (12/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #227 - jellybob (12/28/2014) [-]
And am very, very drunk
#29 - I don't know. But he has forsaken you. 12/28/2014 on Well? WHERE IS HE? 0
#37 - I'm not a violent man. But I would **** fury on that mutt.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Anyone Looking for a New Dog? +1
#42 - bellbottomshark (12/27/2014) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** More like you would yiff furry with that mutt and then high five it after.
#48 - Ur mom 12/27/2014 on my dirty little secret 0
#171 - I was gonna watch porn. But this came up first.... follow… 12/27/2014 on admin navy seals copy pasta 0
#3 - Bye bye beanie babies. 12/26/2014 on Finally!!! 0

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