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#49 - pokemonstheshiz (12/30/2014) [-]
because none of these idiots actually answered your first question
It's basically combining strength training with cardio. And honestly that's pretty much the gist of it. The biggest problem is that it became a trend instead of a routine, so there's a fair few "trainers" teaching other idiots improper lifting techniques.
I've never actually met one of these bad trainers, or even met anyone who wouldn't shut up about crossfit. But people on the internet say they exist so it must be true
#31 - dragostarc (12/30/2014) [-]
Someone described it a while ago as "Imagine you're hammering nails into a board. You're hammering at a decent pace and force, taking about 15 seconds to drive the nail all the way through. Now Crossfit is you looking over at the guy next to you. He's hammering way harder than you, and for 'extra force' he places his thumb on the nail before hammering it, and gets each nail done in 10 seconds."
#24 - commoncrunch (12/30/2014) [-]
It's like being vegan.
Those that do it seem to have the tendency to never shut up about it, in addition to it being a messed-up variant of how things are done normally.
Simple excercise/weights is to crossfit what eating all food groups is to veganism.
I hope my terrible sentence structure and comprehension are enough to help you understand what I meant.
#56 - fefe (12/30/2014) [-]
You mean on funnyjunk right?
Because on any other site the vegans are fucking everywhere.
#50 - fefe (12/30/2014) [-]
Now, I'm no vegan. Not even vegetarian. I love my beef and god damn I get sick of salads quick
But a pure vegan diet is entirely viable. Only thing you actually lose out on is B12, which seems to be added to a lot of stuff for some reason or other anyway.
Don't compare it to the stupid thing that is crossfit, please. Beyond that people won't shut up about it. Ever.
#21 - qpalzmmzlapq (12/30/2014) [-]
Its this really intense workout that is supposed to blend cardio, powerlifting, etc., into one series of workouts. I know a handful of people who do it, and by and large I'm in better shape than them, and all I do is the conventional stuff.
The reason I don't like it is because it's like being an atheist or vegan, every other thing they talk about is crossfit related. But thats just my opinion.
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