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Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
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#29 - Oh dear god they've bred. 06/23/2013 on The Illuminati Are At It Again +5
#20 - shockingly relevant roll  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Batchelor Frog Returns 0
#43 - Kaellnx (06/22/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #661900 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** my rolls are always relevent....in a way
#27 - it got a little more serious therefore it is like call of duty…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on DEAD RISING 3 IS NOT A DEAD... 0
#28 - laxwarriord (06/19/2013) [-]
He isnt really saying it will suck, for all we know it will be a well made game, he is saying that to call it dead rising is to shame a set of games known for their eccentric nature. Again, also he didnt say its like call of duty, he said it has been redesigned to aim at that kind of gamer, and by doing so they have completely stripped it (of what we can see so far) of its original intent.
#14 - STORY TIME ************* ! So I'm in my college…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Sun-Baked Justice. +77
#148 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
i dont get it...
User avatar #149 - kalinay (06/16/2013) [-]
Shit, that was me...
#146 - fullofgoodshitt (06/16/2013) [-]
Great gif
Great story
Thumb'd
#435 - Comment deleted 06/15/2013 on Gary Motherfucking Oak +1
#48 - Thank you I'll have to remember that 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
#47 - if that is what you really think then I feel bad for you anon.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
#67 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying we can't sacrifice progress for the sake of tradition.
Just think about all the things that hundreds of years ago would have been inconceivable: interracial marriage, women's rights to education, property, etc.
What will our descendants think of us when learning that we used to deny people their rights just because "that's how it's always been"
#43 - Since traditional marriage is viewed as a man and a woman, no …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
#44 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
tradition is overrated.
seriously, people shouldn't hang on to harmful practices just because they're "traditional"
"it's traditional" isn't a valid argument
User avatar #47 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
if that is what you really think then I feel bad for you anon. Twas a pleasure debating, good day.
#67 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying we can't sacrifice progress for the sake of tradition.
Just think about all the things that hundreds of years ago would have been inconceivable: interracial marriage, women's rights to education, property, etc.
What will our descendants think of us when learning that we used to deny people their rights just because "that's how it's always been"
#38 - like I said, there are certain exceptions that can be made, bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
#40 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't suppose those exceptions include "genuine, unconditional love for one another, despite the inability to reproduce" otherwise gays would be allowed to marry.
User avatar #43 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
Since traditional marriage is viewed as a man and a woman, no I'm afraid not.
#44 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
tradition is overrated.
seriously, people shouldn't hang on to harmful practices just because they're "traditional"
"it's traditional" isn't a valid argument
User avatar #47 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
if that is what you really think then I feel bad for you anon. Twas a pleasure debating, good day.
#67 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying we can't sacrifice progress for the sake of tradition.
Just think about all the things that hundreds of years ago would have been inconceivable: interracial marriage, women's rights to education, property, etc.
What will our descendants think of us when learning that we used to deny people their rights just because "that's how it's always been"
#36 - I don't have canon law on marriage memorized but there are som…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
#37 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
you explicitly stated that " since a homosexual couple cannot naturally pro-create, their marriage cannot be considered a real marriage in the eyes of the church" . So why is it considered a real marriage if it's between a man and a woman who cannot naturally procreate?
User avatar #38 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
like I said, there are certain exceptions that can be made, but I don't have those laws memorized so I can't cite anything specific for ya.
#40 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't suppose those exceptions include "genuine, unconditional love for one another, despite the inability to reproduce" otherwise gays would be allowed to marry.
User avatar #43 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
Since traditional marriage is viewed as a man and a woman, no I'm afraid not.
#44 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
tradition is overrated.
seriously, people shouldn't hang on to harmful practices just because they're "traditional"
"it's traditional" isn't a valid argument
User avatar #47 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
if that is what you really think then I feel bad for you anon. Twas a pleasure debating, good day.
#67 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying we can't sacrifice progress for the sake of tradition.
Just think about all the things that hundreds of years ago would have been inconceivable: interracial marriage, women's rights to education, property, etc.
What will our descendants think of us when learning that we used to deny people their rights just because "that's how it's always been"
#18 - Let's clear some **** up here. The bible thumping homop…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Oh humanity 0
#31 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
ok, if marriage is for the sake of procreation, why does the church allow sterile people to get married?
User avatar #36 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't have canon law on marriage memorized but there are some exceptions, in the case of sterility there is always that small chance (and I mean miraculously small) of pregnancy. But I think you misunderstood my point, I never said traditional marriage was ALL about pro-creation. Only that pro-creation was a big part of it, a man and a woman can still get married in a church even if the don't plan on having kids. And it's not shoved in their faces or anything, it's not like they sign a waver saying "we will make lots of babies." I probably could have worded my earlier post a little better in hindsight.
#37 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
you explicitly stated that " since a homosexual couple cannot naturally pro-create, their marriage cannot be considered a real marriage in the eyes of the church" . So why is it considered a real marriage if it's between a man and a woman who cannot naturally procreate?
User avatar #38 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
like I said, there are certain exceptions that can be made, but I don't have those laws memorized so I can't cite anything specific for ya.
#40 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I don't suppose those exceptions include "genuine, unconditional love for one another, despite the inability to reproduce" otherwise gays would be allowed to marry.
User avatar #43 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
Since traditional marriage is viewed as a man and a woman, no I'm afraid not.
#44 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
tradition is overrated.
seriously, people shouldn't hang on to harmful practices just because they're "traditional"
"it's traditional" isn't a valid argument
User avatar #47 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
if that is what you really think then I feel bad for you anon. Twas a pleasure debating, good day.
#67 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm just saying we can't sacrifice progress for the sake of tradition.
Just think about all the things that hundreds of years ago would have been inconceivable: interracial marriage, women's rights to education, property, etc.
What will our descendants think of us when learning that we used to deny people their rights just because "that's how it's always been"
#34 - kingnicholas (06/15/2013) [-]
although sterility is allowed impotence is not allowed, so you still have to get it up. This probably hearkens back to Abraham and Sarah who didn't have a kid until he was in his 90's.
User avatar #48 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
Thank you I'll have to remember that
User avatar #20 - spikethepony (06/15/2013) [-]
I concur. Furthermore, I will go farther and say that the Church has no issue with homosexual legal union, which is essentially marriage without the religious element.

Now, what I don't understand is why some portions of the gay community demand marriage by the Catholic Church (for example, military chaplains can now be forced to marry two soldiers). If one is getting one's pound of flesh (granted, they have yet to actually win the right to legal union), one should not demand a second pound.
#77 - because bitches be crazy on the rag 06/15/2013 on Voluntary Manslaughter +1
#21 - Well she could plead insanity...or menstruation  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Voluntary Manslaughter +29
#47 - perfectionx (06/15/2013) [-]
But if it was menstruation, why did she need his blood foor the warpaint?
#77 - jellybob (06/15/2013) [-]
because bitches be crazy on the rag
#14 - I can't tell if he's troll ing or if these are his actual reb… 06/15/2013 on atheist hypocrites +2
#13 - NO! 06/15/2013 on atheist hypocrites +2
#5 - Wow! What a funny, original, organ… 06/13/2013 on For Your Amusement +1
#29 - oh look, another closed minded individual who believes science…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on If Science Was Like Religion +3
User avatar #31 - noblexfenrir (06/12/2013) [-]
It's not that they can't exist, it's that the are individual entities. They have completely different bases and roots. Someone can believe in both, nothing is stopping them, however that doesn't change how inherently contradictory they are to one another.
User avatar #53 - emrakul (06/12/2013) [-]
Individual entities, yes. There is some intersection between them, but they do not contradict each other, really they can't contradict each other, because they deal with different realms. Science and philosophy are related but contradictory is not a word I would use here.
User avatar #55 - noblexfenrir (06/12/2013) [-]
The contradict at their base level, science requires evidence and verification, religion requires faith. They both have their bases for determining reality, religion's however would fail when applied to anything else but itself, and even then it's only for personal matters.

So I shouldn't say religion and science are separate, you can certainly believe you have concrete evidence of your religion, creationists are a prime example for that, I should say "faith" and science are incompatible ideals.
User avatar #57 - emrakul (06/12/2013) [-]
fair enough. I boil it down into the two basic areas of human thought, philosophy and science, where basically everything falls into one or the other and generally they stay separate. Philosophy is by definition unprovable; i.e. it's not science, but that does not take away from its importance, it merely sets it apart.
#350 - No the proper translation is "annoying assholes ruining o… 06/12/2013 on Post your wallpapers. 0
#11 - They only tortured his father in front of him, Zed actually ki… 06/11/2013 on What a twist +3
#18 - Yeah I think I'm free this friday. That good for you? 06/10/2013 on Funerals +3
#5 - false! Shen is not allowed to show emotion.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2013 on What a twist +18
User avatar #10 - pfccross (06/10/2013) [-]
im pretty sure when he became a badass ninja, they killed his father infront of him to make sure that he could stay with the balance and not let it affect him and he didnt even flinch.
User avatar #11 - jellybob (06/11/2013) [-]
They only tortured his father in front of him, Zed actually killed his father.
#9 - jamieswhiteshirt (06/10/2013) [-]
Here, better?
#20 - Actually there are Roman records that mention an unrest brough… 06/09/2013 on Good Guy Judas 0
#19 - Not exactly, you see, when God created his angels, he gave the… 06/09/2013 on Good Guy Judas 0
#30 - Comment deleted 06/08/2013 on magic 0
#6 - While the comments are young, allow me to explain. When the wo… 06/08/2013 on Shitstorm recipe 0

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