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#23 - Picture 03/29/2013 on That Awkward Moment When +12
#16 - Picture 03/29/2013 on One Cell of a burn +6
#115 - I just finished it...Holy ****** **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Bioshock +8
User avatar #118 - firesquire (03/28/2013) [-]
hell yeah, such a good fucking story, gameplay was fun as shit with the sky hook and all but what made that game top notch was the story. epic fucking game i loved it.
#62 - ha. ha. ha. 03/27/2013 on Natural postitions 0
#185 - Comment deleted 03/27/2013 on Happened today 0
#76 - Picture 03/27/2013 on Well, shit. 0
#500 - well **** me sideways and call me Susanna 03/27/2013 on I think i'll live +1
#139 - I've been playing it for the last 6 hours....my mind has been …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on So I Was In My Store's... 0
#192 - deathnotewiiz (03/27/2013) [-]
i beat it aready, and god is it near damn perfection. hell it is perfection itself.
#192 - Mr bluenapalm, what you've just said is one of the most insane… 03/23/2013 on Oh Japan 0
#59 - Picture 03/22/2013 on fight me in real life 0
#69 - wow, the rageface added some much neede…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on saiyan secrets +6
#77 - mvtjets (03/18/2013) [-]





Wow, the rage face really takes away from the joke.
#39 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Darn you Kakka-carrot-cake +38
#831 - Money, then I'd be rich enough that women would **** … 03/15/2013 on Sex or money, you decide 0
#261 - that's cool but idk if that's the coolest thing ever, I mean t… 03/15/2013 on Bionic Prosthetic Hand Ties... +1
#62 - My favorite **** comment ever is "There are … 02/27/2013 on threesome +2
#2942 - There needs to be a re-release, or reboot, just get that damn … 02/26/2013 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
#171 - Faith is a gift that not everyone has received and that's fine…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on that escalated quickly 0
User avatar #184 - dsgbiohazard (02/26/2013) [-]
Hm, interesting facts around here. But no thank you on going into religion. I like to ponder on what the meaning of life is. The meaning of life has always been so... interesting.
#17 - in an unrelated note. How can I make my microwave look like it…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Title +5
User avatar #32 - penguinstampede (02/26/2013) [-]
you have a grenade shouldn.t be too hard to figure out. stop trollin.

*poker face*
User avatar #29 - taintedangel (02/26/2013) [-]
>Stick a hamster/gerbil/small rodent a metal pot
>put some forks and knives in it
>place gerbil/cutlery/metal pot mixture into the microwave
>turn microwave on for 99:99
>???
>Profit.
#16 - Dude it totally works I just did it lterally!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Title +3
User avatar #17 - jellybob (02/26/2013) [-]
in an unrelated note. How can I make my microwave look like it exploded?

I'm gonna need a fast answer to this.
User avatar #32 - penguinstampede (02/26/2013) [-]
you have a grenade shouldn.t be too hard to figure out. stop trollin.

*poker face*
User avatar #29 - taintedangel (02/26/2013) [-]
>Stick a hamster/gerbil/small rodent a metal pot
>put some forks and knives in it
>place gerbil/cutlery/metal pot mixture into the microwave
>turn microwave on for 99:99
>???
>Profit.
#352 - that' has to be the best gif I've ever seen 02/26/2013 on GIF dump? GIF dump! 0
#44 - wow that guy is a bit of an asshole  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on that escalated quickly +25
#162 - dsgbiohazard (02/26/2013) [-]
Please note, I greatly respect your belief in religion.
Also note, that the atheist in the picture is a total cuntmuffin.

But in all honesty, I can't understand how one can honestly believe in somethign such as religion. I mean, you think magic is fake and impossible. But here you are, believing that Moses spread apart a sea. And that God, created the universe.

Please don't take offense in what I said, it just feels so good to say my mind on this subject. I just truly don't understand religion. But if it helps you have a happier lifestyle, power to you!
User avatar #173 - ZakisBak (02/26/2013) [-]
I'd like to share in an actual peaceful conversation with you on some of the things you mentioned, but it's late here, I'm tired, and have 2 4 page papers and a math exam on Wednesday. So maybe another time, but thanks for being polite about it.
User avatar #171 - jellybob (02/26/2013) [-]
Faith is a gift that not everyone has received and that's fine, I take no offense at all good sir. But just to clarify, it is a singular omnipotent God we believe in. Religion is what we use as guidelines for worshiping him, providing a sense of community in faith, as well as moral guidelines (it's not like if you take religion away from a religious person they'll suddenly become social jackoffs, they are simply there as a reference point for times of struggle.)

About the Moses point you made, chances are it wasn't an event of "magic" that split the red sea, chances are it was a strong east wind called a "ruah" that is rare in that region. Many events in the bible can be explained with science, the great flood Noah built an ark for could have been a flash flood of the Nile river, which would have been devastating to that region. The 10 plagues of Egypt have been proven scientifically possible (it's a great documentary, can't remember it's name for the life of me). Just don't make the mistake many people make and turn religion against science, they can co-exist.

I'm not trying to convert you or change your mind, simply explaining. If you haven't already, try just looking into a religion, you may just find one that appeals to you :)
User avatar #184 - dsgbiohazard (02/26/2013) [-]
Hm, interesting facts around here. But no thank you on going into religion. I like to ponder on what the meaning of life is. The meaning of life has always been so... interesting.
#45 - Picture 02/25/2013 on Can i play too ? +6
#114 - I had to look twice also lol 02/25/2013 on getting a boner in class +1
#30 - while you're at it, could you please repost part 2 of this hys…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on getting a boner in class +3
#106 - jellybaby (02/25/2013) [-]
Holy crap I thought you were me and I thought I had a blue name.
#114 - jellybob (02/25/2013) [-]
I had to look twice also lol
#3306545 - Can I help you with something? 02/23/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
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