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jellybob

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:candyland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#15587
Highest Content Rank:#7147
Highest Comment Rank:#580
Content Thumbs: 49 total,  89 ,  40
Comment Thumbs: 17079 total,  20419 ,  3340
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 98.4% (984/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:5383
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:4182
FJ Points:2967

latest user's comments

#169 - god damnit I give up 02/16/2015 on I proposed to my lady 0
#168 - *roll 00-100* Damn I think this is the new rolling thing? Anyw…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on I proposed to my lady 0
#169 - jellybob (02/16/2015) [-]
god damnit I give up
#167 - Comment deleted 02/16/2015 on I proposed to my lady 0
#516 - Go to Cry <-- 02/16/2015 on You wake up & FJ is dead +1
#22 - Advice unclear, got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Wait. No. 0
User avatar #24 - com (02/16/2015) [-]
i think i cfan help you out . hwat you need to do is exactly as you did before but backwards and that should
User avatar #25 - com (02/16/2015) [-]
can* that*
i should seriously read before commenting
#2028 - PFC Joseph of the US Army National Guard. I can't write backwa… 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
#14 - Prayers will do you no good now son. It's GG 02/14/2015 on Jalapeno on a steeck 0
#52 - hoekemon? 02/14/2015 on gotta catch 'em all +4
#10 - Not the first time porita was in a closet amirite?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Ellen +96
#21 - nozmac (02/12/2015) [-]
you stole my joke. you dickshower.
User avatar #22 - tarekmig (02/12/2015) [-]
I hope you are joking, he posted it 3 hours before you did
#24 - nozmac (02/12/2015) [-]
look at those fuckin' thumbs. jesus.
#25 - tarekmig (02/12/2015) [-]
#23 - nozmac (02/12/2015) [-]
i posted it a year ago. check my profile if you don't believe me. peniscleanser
User avatar #32 - daniboyi (02/12/2015) [-]
if you posted a comment and more than a week has gone past, you no longer got claim on the content of the comment. It is now owned by the internet and therefor by everyone.
User avatar #30 - dorfdorfdorf (02/12/2015) [-]
a year?

the internet statute of appeals is like a month, tops
#539 - My girlfriend introduced me, codgirl I think her name was on h… 02/12/2015 on How did you find FJ and get... 0
#14 - Why does this hav.....WAIT A COCK SWARGLING MINUTE. Clever … 02/11/2015 on Old joke +6
#7 - Picture 02/10/2015 on Show me your moves +10
#6 - Needs more swastika. 6/8 02/10/2015 on Pretty awesome Besiege... 0
#50 - You are a bad person. 02/09/2015 on HURR DURR PHUK ES JAY... +2
#24 - We were so caught up wondering if we could..that we never stop… 02/09/2015 on HURR DURR PHUK ES JAY... +6
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on when you are on your 18th... +33
User avatar #119 - Thundergod (02/08/2015) [-]
Damn, once you see this in a repeating GIF it gets significantly less... cool.
#18 - God damn that was clever 02/07/2015 on GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL, GO... 0
#42 - Happy womb emancipation anniversary you deep blue faggot. 02/07/2015 on Happy Birthday, Mewtwo! +1
#171 - Nonono...that one pretty much sums it up. 02/07/2015 on FJ, describe your childhood... 0
#103 - OYE what did I say about flaming? I EVEN RISKED THE HAMMER TO … 02/05/2015 on Get fit with Dota 0
#56 - I'm not even mad, that's fantastic. 02/05/2015 on Get fit with Dota +13
#3 - >2013+2 >not rolling classic >git gud skrub 02/05/2015 on Hmm... which one to choose? 0
#304 - Masturbating, playing league, crying, drinking. Sometimes in t… 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... 0
#22 - I don't want to start a flame war, I just don't have the skill…  [+] (25 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Get fit with Dota +30
User avatar #101 - asmodeu (02/05/2015) [-]
Replace Russians with Poles and the rest pretty much fits, except for:
* remove courier part
* remove pudge/riki and just leave insta locked
User avatar #63 - dangler (02/05/2015) [-]
I'd say mostly the same, but anyone speaking Chinese or Korean instead of Russians (used to have said spanish, but LAN exists now), no tanks instead of "five carry", no wards/someone complains about no wards instead of no courier, and then champ/role instalocked or Teemo picked at all.
User avatar #55 - pocketstooheavy (02/05/2015) [-]
But LoL is for children and children don't work out...
User avatar #103 - jellybob (02/05/2015) [-]
OYE what did I say about flaming? I EVEN RISKED THE HAMMER TO GIVE BOOTY SKRUB.
#68 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
as much as i want to agree with you, there is a minority that are bored players who've had enough of suka and blyat for today and just want an easy stomp game
fuck lol community tho atleast the dota community is funny
User avatar #75 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
It's Cyka, Cyka blyat.
User avatar #107 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
i can imagine how some idiot will pronounce this syke-a
User avatar #108 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
But not if you're a true man of the doto game.
volvo pls nerf venge
User avatar #110 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
i live next to dotoland
is the game good after the patch where they moved rosh? i stopped playing after that
User avatar #111 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
dotoland feeds me like mother russia tends to my farm. it is one the same all.
Yeah, game is pretty good now. Few heroes are kind of op though, due to newish builds or just changes. e.g MoM Jugg and Eul's SF
User avatar #112 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
cancer lancer and cykaseeker are more balanced now?
User avatar #113 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
No, is still very much cancer. Is like tumour of the braincase. No removal possible. Feminist Pride man isn't played much, so I can't really say he's more balanced. But he's not to hard to beat now, if you're not terrible.
User avatar #116 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
has meepo got any changes recently? fav hero, even though i only play sd/ar
User avatar #118 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
Also removed from ability draft
User avatar #117 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
Bunch of bug fixes, movement speed increased to 315 base.
#37 - anon (02/05/2015) [-]
When you said "make a LoL version of this", I at first thought you meant the picture.
Well... yeah. In short: Anon did a thing
User avatar #133 - letting (02/05/2015) [-]
Fucking 10/10 anon. Good job.
User avatar #105 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
Leona isn't the champion of the moon...
User avatar #56 - jellybob (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm not even mad, that's fantastic.
User avatar #36 - adu (02/05/2015) [-]
She looks like she plays with a lot of Russians.
User avatar #31 - liuur (02/05/2015) [-]
I'll give it a shot.
Game lost: 20 pushups
People who don't respond to PM's through entire game: x10 squats
GG called after firstblood: 20 cross punch sit ups
"Report XXX": x10 leg raises (I would say for every time this is said over ever time per person, as leg raises are fairly easy)
Pentakill: 20 tricep pushups (I prefer them over tricep dips)
Someone complains about no wards: x20 jumping lunges
Someone instalocks a champion: x20 bicycle crunches
People who shit talk immediately upon entering post game lobby: 1 set of each above.
User avatar #89 - msparta (02/05/2015) [-]
afks: # x 30 secs of planks
User avatar #39 - dndxplain (02/05/2015) [-]
troll build: four mile run.
lost game to troll build: twelve mile hike.
User avatar #94 - meganinja (02/05/2015) [-]
Does it count if I'm the one doing the 'troll build'?
User avatar #114 - dndxplain (02/05/2015) [-]
won game as troll build: 20 curls with a comfortable weight in dumb bells
los game as troll build: twelve mile hike.
#1416 - killakahn corporate WeBeFree Thanks guys/undercover cops, I'm…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Tell Admin how your day is... +1
User avatar #1435 - WeBeFree (02/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty scary. But still, you'll be too busy to even think about anything... I'm sure you'll do just fine.
Good luck!
User avatar #1434 - killakahn (02/04/2015) [-]
It's the anxiety, I could tell you that.

It sounds hard, but I'm sure you can find help

There are plenty of people out there that have experience and will help you out when you come back from your service

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#1 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
YAY! 1st place..
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