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jellybob

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:candyland
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Comment Ranking:#3570
Highest Content Rank:#7147
Highest Comment Rank:#580
Content Thumbs: 49 total,  89 ,  40
Comment Thumbs: 17051 total,  20388 ,  3337
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 96.5% (965/1000)
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Content Views:5129
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:4165
FJ Points:2948

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#18 - God damn that was clever 02/07/2015 on GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL, GO... 0
#42 - Happy womb emancipation anniversary you deep blue faggot. 02/07/2015 on Happy Birthday, Mewtwo! +1
#171 - Nonono...that one pretty much sums it up. 02/07/2015 on FJ, describe your childhood... 0
#103 - OYE what did I say about flaming? I EVEN RISKED THE HAMMER TO … 02/05/2015 on Get fit with Dota 0
#56 - I'm not even mad, that's fantastic. 02/05/2015 on Get fit with Dota +13
#3 - >2013+2 >not rolling classic >git gud skrub 02/05/2015 on Hmm... which one to choose? 0
#304 - Masturbating, playing league, crying, drinking. Sometimes in t… 02/05/2015 on How will you spend the rest... 0
#22 - I don't want to start a flame war, I just don't have the skill…  [+] (25 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Get fit with Dota +30
User avatar #101 - asmodeu (02/05/2015) [-]
Replace Russians with Poles and the rest pretty much fits, except for:
* remove courier part
* remove pudge/riki and just leave insta locked
User avatar #63 - dangler (02/05/2015) [-]
I'd say mostly the same, but anyone speaking Chinese or Korean instead of Russians (used to have said spanish, but LAN exists now), no tanks instead of "five carry", no wards/someone complains about no wards instead of no courier, and then champ/role instalocked or Teemo picked at all.
User avatar #55 - pocketstooheavy (02/05/2015) [-]
But LoL is for children and children don't work out...
User avatar #103 - jellybob (02/05/2015) [-]
OYE what did I say about flaming? I EVEN RISKED THE HAMMER TO GIVE BOOTY SKRUB.
#68 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
as much as i want to agree with you, there is a minority that are bored players who've had enough of suka and blyat for today and just want an easy stomp game
fuck lol community tho atleast the dota community is funny
User avatar #75 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
It's Cyka, Cyka blyat.
User avatar #107 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
i can imagine how some idiot will pronounce this syke-a
User avatar #108 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
But not if you're a true man of the doto game.
volvo pls nerf venge
User avatar #110 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
i live next to dotoland
is the game good after the patch where they moved rosh? i stopped playing after that
User avatar #111 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
dotoland feeds me like mother russia tends to my farm. it is one the same all.
Yeah, game is pretty good now. Few heroes are kind of op though, due to newish builds or just changes. e.g MoM Jugg and Eul's SF
User avatar #112 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
cancer lancer and cykaseeker are more balanced now?
User avatar #113 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
No, is still very much cancer. Is like tumour of the braincase. No removal possible. Feminist Pride man isn't played much, so I can't really say he's more balanced. But he's not to hard to beat now, if you're not terrible.
User avatar #116 - tfwigetbanned (02/05/2015) [-]
has meepo got any changes recently? fav hero, even though i only play sd/ar
User avatar #118 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
Also removed from ability draft
User avatar #117 - congthea (02/05/2015) [-]
Bunch of bug fixes, movement speed increased to 315 base.
#37 - anonymous (02/05/2015) [-]
When you said "make a LoL version of this", I at first thought you meant the picture.
Well... yeah. In short: Anon did a thing
User avatar #133 - letting (02/05/2015) [-]
Fucking 10/10 anon. Good job.
User avatar #105 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
Leona isn't the champion of the moon...
User avatar #56 - jellybob (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm not even mad, that's fantastic.
User avatar #36 - adu (02/05/2015) [-]
She looks like she plays with a lot of Russians.
User avatar #31 - liuur (02/05/2015) [-]
I'll give it a shot.
Game lost: 20 pushups
People who don't respond to PM's through entire game: x10 squats
GG called after firstblood: 20 cross punch sit ups
"Report XXX": x10 leg raises (I would say for every time this is said over ever time per person, as leg raises are fairly easy)
Pentakill: 20 tricep pushups (I prefer them over tricep dips)
Someone complains about no wards: x20 jumping lunges
Someone instalocks a champion: x20 bicycle crunches
People who shit talk immediately upon entering post game lobby: 1 set of each above.
User avatar #89 - msparta (02/05/2015) [-]
afks: # x 30 secs of planks
User avatar #39 - dndxplain (02/05/2015) [-]
troll build: four mile run.
lost game to troll build: twelve mile hike.
User avatar #94 - meganinja (02/05/2015) [-]
Does it count if I'm the one doing the 'troll build'?
User avatar #114 - dndxplain (02/05/2015) [-]
won game as troll build: 20 curls with a comfortable weight in dumb bells
los game as troll build: twelve mile hike.
#1416 - killakahn corporate WeBeFree Thanks guys/undercover cops, I'm…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Tell Admin how your day is... +1
User avatar #1435 - WeBeFree (02/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty scary. But still, you'll be too busy to even think about anything... I'm sure you'll do just fine.
Good luck!
User avatar #1434 - killakahn (02/04/2015) [-]
It's the anxiety, I could tell you that.

It sounds hard, but I'm sure you can find help

There are plenty of people out there that have experience and will help you out when you come back from your service
#1404 - Comment deleted 02/04/2015 on Tell Admin how your day is... 0
#1309 - Admin my day is going in such a way that I yearn to be crushed…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Tell Admin how your day is... 0
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User avatar #1345 - killakahn (02/04/2015) [-]
Is everything ok?
User avatar #1416 - jellybob (02/04/2015) [-]
killakahn corporate WeBeFree Thanks guys/undercover cops, I'm just going stir crazy with life right now and it's starting to peak. I'm leaving in 20 days for six months of Army BCT/AIT (which is the longest I've spent away from my home) and after that I'm moving out of the house for the first time to try this whole "adulting" thing I keep hearing so much about. It's like that rush at the edge of the high dive, but you're not in charge of when you jump. You just get to keep looking down at how scary the drop is, and how high you are. Yeah I know it could all be so much worse, but I've been stuck on this high dive for 5 months and the feeling of stagnation is starting to get really depressing.
User avatar #1435 - WeBeFree (02/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty scary. But still, you'll be too busy to even think about anything... I'm sure you'll do just fine.
Good luck!
User avatar #1434 - killakahn (02/04/2015) [-]
It's the anxiety, I could tell you that.

It sounds hard, but I'm sure you can find help

There are plenty of people out there that have experience and will help you out when you come back from your service
User avatar #1335 - corporate (02/04/2015) [-]
Wanna talk about it?
User avatar #1313 - WeBeFree (02/04/2015) [-]
What happened?
#6 - Masturbate? gonna go with masturbate.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on There's only one thing to... +1
User avatar #7 - bobbyembry (02/04/2015) [-]
im going to masturbate to your late comment
#6 - Jokes on him, he bought 57 copies of click.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Click +39
User avatar #10 - itstuesday (02/03/2015) [-]
*stole
#13 - I can see the outline. 5/10 almost got me. 02/02/2015 on Sneaky Sneaky +5
#186 - I'm going off to basic training at the end of this month, but … 02/02/2015 on What is Admin? 0
#336141 - Like thi... 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#335049 - If you haven't posted a pic of yourself, how do we know you ar… 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! +1
#334370 - Picture 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#334026 - I can dig it 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! +1
#333508 - Do you even lift? 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! +65
#332833 - Will Smith. 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#332459 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! +1
#332507 - kidneyfluffmonster (02/02/2015) [-]
You like to live dangerously i see
#19 - I...You.....god damnit.... 02/02/2015 on Anon and his Goldfish +3
#332271 - Dank maymays 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#331797 - To be ripped like you Addy 02/02/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0

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