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jellybob

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:candyland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11558
Highest Content Rank:#7147
Highest Comment Rank:#580
Content Thumbs: 49 total,  89 ,  40
Comment Thumbs: 17124 total,  20468 ,  3344
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 1.8% (18/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:5428
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:4193
FJ Points:3001

latest user's comments

#29 - Critical failure 09/01/2014 on shit SHIT SHIT +2
#19 - How dare...oh you know the rest 09/01/2014 on what a strange dog +41
#19 - Yeah, but who's gonna say that to his face? 08/31/2014 on legate jackass +1
#21 - Ironic Flash would say something about imprisoning someone for…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Checkmate him to death +334
#200 - clairyfairyxo (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #140 - hattheifbatman (08/30/2014) [-]
Sonic and flash should have a race
User avatar #70 - banwagon (08/30/2014) [-]
the flash vibrates through objects while at super-speed, if he hit into someone they wouldn't even know that he had touched them. cars however, with the wrong driver, are 2000lb bullets that can explode.
User avatar #36 - whichever (08/29/2014) [-]
he has the superpowered reflexes
User avatar #27 - dndxplain (08/29/2014) [-]
he's never killed anyone he didn't intend to because he was going to fast.
User avatar #146 - hellomynameisbill (08/30/2014) [-]
His perception of time and reaction speed is unparalleled
#41 - ldnelson (08/29/2014) [-]
Something has to be said for accuracy
#31 - nahbro (08/29/2014) [-]
"But officer, I meant to kill that guy I ran over!"
User avatar #23 - deadmansdope (08/29/2014) [-]
Course, he's talkin about cars
#41 - I'll take 30 08/28/2014 on Free range bacon bits 0
#17 - Yes yes, realized the moment I asked it lol 08/27/2014 on Lawn dino 0
#15 - Okay so I guess I'll ask the more obvious question here. Why d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Lawn dino 0
#16 - bugman (08/27/2014) [-]
And the obvious answer: because its fucking awesome.
User avatar #17 - jellybob (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes yes, realized the moment I asked it lol
#171 - Well, you can't do **** about the live TV element. But … 08/27/2014 on Please read description 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! +10
User avatar #16 - guardianranger (08/26/2014) [-]
That was fucking hilarious
#28 - Two things are forever. 1. Spam 2. Monty Python  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Life's a piece of shit +10
User avatar #35 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
3. The winrar trial period.
#214 - >She'll **** so FJ get's good reviews >Reputa… 08/25/2014 on zoe quinn is new admin +6
#206 - Nobody is throwing you a party because there is no party that … 08/25/2014 on Birthday Party 0
#3 - Ordinarily I'd agree with your sentiment. Except Monty Python …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Monthy Python +47
#9 - umppis (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah just yesterday I went to see the Monty Python Live (mostly) and sometimes they forgot some lines and just laughed it off or whatever, shit was hilarious
#815 - Obscure. Because nobody gets it. 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is +1
#197 - FJ's fw the SJWs invade. 08/21/2014 on Internet going pepsi? 0
#3 - That was such a sithy pun. Could I hear another wan?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Sith +2
#4 - anon (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh come one, that was sith

That really was shit though
#5 - anon (08/20/2014) [-]
You both made fucking terrible puns, get over it. Seriously, this content, combined with your fucking retarded ass puns, gave me Super Mega Freddy "Faggot" Mercury AIDS... Gonna go give it to your mom right before I tell her her kid is a faggot!
#35 - K.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Bagginses +5
#58 - mindsculptorjace (08/19/2014) [-]
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#83 - popnotes (08/19/2014) [-]
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#3 - Instructions not clear. Child protective services arrived and …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Swimming +1
User avatar #4 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2014) [-]
Hm? I've had my child firmly grasp my dick a bunch and never once have the police showe-

Someones at my door, brb.
#2 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on Swimming 0
#2 - How many dicks do you think he shuffled through to get these gems? 08/18/2014 on Hydration is key +10
#1 - mfw  [+] (7 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Bagginses +110
#34 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
I guess you're still living in the stone-age, so I'll help you out. No one actually likes Doctor Who... yeah...
#53 - JASEYBOIONE (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh, and I suppose that no one out of those 91 countries that it got broadcast to back in November 2013 watched it!? And that said simulcast is the Guinness World Record holder for the largest one ever?

Thanks for your opinion, but shut the fuck up.
#35 - jellybob (08/19/2014) [-]
K.
#58 - mindsculptorjace (08/19/2014) [-]
#82 - popnotes (08/19/2014) [-]
#83 - popnotes (08/19/2014) [-]
#81 - popnotes has deleted their comment.
#208 - Is that from the new Inuyasha movie?? 08/18/2014 on KLK 0
#112 - I don't know man, I'm gonna have to see some credible sources …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on for science +1
User avatar #128 - ltbuttstrong (08/18/2014) [-]
Dude, you can trust me, I'm a jelly fish
#10 - It was for wind resistance don't worry 08/17/2014 on Skydiving 0
#32 - as soon as I touched his dick I came and he started farting  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on This is what multiupload... +51
User avatar #95 - jengiveshead (08/17/2014) [-]
Good for you, Louis Ck.

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#1 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
YAY! 1st place..
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