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#27 - Best part about that game was Ozzy's character and some of the…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I Know That Feel, Bro +7
User avatar #67 - nicoquitemad (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree that the gameplay wasn't much to celebrate, but the in-game world, the artstyle, the music, the story, and all the actors, that's what made the game worth playing.
User avatar #39 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
The RTS elements weren't shit, but you had to actually use your brain in order to win.

I know, impossible chore for most people.
User avatar #74 - jellybob (06/18/2014) [-]
No, they were pretty shit. They either amounted to "throw dozens of roadies straight to the enemy stage and take out any survivors personally." or "throw all your units at the single uber unit spawned." I refer to the murder of crows when you fight Ophelia at the sea of black tears, damn thing was so OP that the only effective strategy was to zerg rush and pray you had the DPS to kill him fast enough. There was just no challenge to it. At the very most you could have 4 resource generators, but by that time you're within spunking distance of the crippled, broke, and defenseless enemy stage so you never get to enjoy it. There was no way to effectively cripple and pick apart your opponent's defense, or way to set up an effective defense beyond throwing walls of roadies out. I could go on but I gotta get to work so to surmise; the RTS is shit, it COULD have probably been something cool and unique, but it wasn't.
User avatar #75 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
That's what you understood out of it;

However, the secret lies in issuing out as many orders/commands as possible. Splitting up troops, so that you can perform different actions across the map.

Thankfully, my Starcraft upbringing helped loads with that. Just like in Starcraft, your Actions Per Minute are pretty important, as fast as you can move the avatar from place to place and make intelligent use of your resources, it's easy to win.

Of course, it's intense as fuck, but that's what expected of you if you want to beat the AI on Brutal
User avatar #159 - jellybob (06/18/2014) [-]
Can't tell if trolling or serious but I'll indulge you. Issuing as many commands as possible is damn near impossible when the commands you can issue are limited to "move shit here" and "attack shit there" and only if Eddie is directly interacting with the group can "special attack shit there" be issued. There's no unit formations, no ROE, no combat stances, damn near nothing to be done to give a unit any more tactical value. Now, it probably could have been good if they made it a dedicated RTS and put more effort in to things like unit upgrades, and resource generation. Rather than push a majority of the upgrades to Eddie, hell, it would probably have been incredible. But they made it a hybrid hack n slash/RTS and you just can't do that to either one without ruining the other.
User avatar #164 - tkfourtwoone (06/18/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the fact that you can give individual squads individual orders. THAT is the key to victory.
User avatar #65 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/18/2014) [-]
I kinda thought the rts elements could have been a bit more challenging
User avatar #37 - thatguyontheright (06/18/2014) [-]
Your mom was shit, but I fucked her anyway.
#46 - 1. put recycle bin in recycle bin 2. empty recycle bin …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on grandpa learning to use the... +16
#119 - gladiuss (06/18/2014) [-]
That's like dividing by zero......................
User avatar #58 - EnergizierAnon (06/18/2014) [-]
i actually did that once, and it was annoying trying to get the recycle bin back.
#2 - Picture 06/17/2014 on dat ass +4
#5 - Tits or gtfo 06/17/2014 on Idris Elba confirmed for... 0
#8 - All of those are great but I don't agree with the first one. O…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Faith in Humanity restored 0
User avatar #27 - jdizzleapplepie (06/17/2014) [-]
i'm still confused as to why the people at the gay pride parade wear little to no clothes and parade their ass around in assless chaps, supertight undies, and the like. i mean, sure love your body and all that but it's rather tasteless to just prance around half naked down the street. unless they're representing the "happy" definition of gay.
#25 - thunderstorm (06/17/2014) [-]
They were apologizing for the rude fashion on which they represented their religion, not the religion itself.

It asks you to "love thy neighbor as thyself." Unfortunately, most idiots forget that verse.

Even then, since jesus only asks you to believe in him to get in heaven, while some may believe homosexuality to be a sin, it doesn't mean they won't go to heaven.

TL;DR: Stop being faggots when god asked you to be nice people.
That's how I Christian...
#104 - Comment deleted 06/17/2014 on TL;DR "A" 0
#14 - Uberdanger and his dark army are finally ready for world domination. 06/17/2014 on DUCK STAMPEDE!!!! 0
#81 - I'll take 40 06/15/2014 on Pyro Flamethrower 0
#3 - I'm 20 years old and this scene still makes me want to rape We…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on remember this fuck +8
#10 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
this is the only appropriate reaction to this scene
#4 - karvarausku (06/12/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** could you tell me what happens in here?

By the gif and your reaction I would assume that the boy has somekind of rare "one of the kind" cards with him, maybe all of them and he just goes "fuck it I'm just gonna throw them away.
User avatar #5 - giinthir (06/12/2014) [-]
It was a set of five that was an instant win, and was rare, he asked to see them, then throws them off a boat and laughs about it. Kid is an asshole and his voice makes it even worse, look up Weevil Underwood if you wanna hear it. He tries to cheat against everyone the whole series.
#27 - No the gif is just edited, the full video seems legit enough 06/12/2014 on ohshitohshitohshit 0
#32 - "Git gud" 06/12/2014 on shhhh go to sleep 0
#46 - I had to punch a wall to feel manly again. 06/12/2014 on catdog +3
#126 - I love humorous advertising. You will amount to noth…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Pornhub ads are pretty damn... +1
#127 - lizardlickscereal (06/12/2014) [-]
#10 - Picture 06/12/2014 on When We Were Kids +3
#18 - Instructions were very clear, got my dick stuck in her mouth. 06/12/2014 on Solution formulated gents +34
#31 - My grandpa died in one too. killed by some clumsy jackas… 06/12/2014 on Effect of Feminism 97 +15
#6 - The tension from that snake is palpable 06/11/2014 on no-friction sheets +1
#57 - you're missing uggs 06/11/2014 on I'll have a white girl in... +2
#61 - I'll take 30 06/10/2014 on look at his stubby little... +1
#13 - Thanks mate. 06/09/2014 on Every episode of Yu-GI-Oh ever 0
#497 - **jellybob rolls 8,775** 06/09/2014 on lets play 0
#7 - I keep trying to find that episode but for the life of me I ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Every episode of Yu-GI-Oh ever 0
#13 - jellybob (06/09/2014) [-]
Thanks mate.
#48 - "git gud scrub" 06/09/2014 on This game suck 0
#46 - Alright so what the actual **** is this show abou…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Kill La Kill According To... 0
#77 - oddbird (06/09/2014) [-]
Nudists. And Aliens.
#51 - drzombro (06/09/2014) [-]
World domination and reviving ancient liveforms.
User avatar #50 - hybredmoon (06/09/2014) [-]
Super powered school uniforms. Fighting. A lot of not losing your way.
User avatar #60 - darkangeloffire (06/09/2014) [-]
But she lost her way. twice
#32 - Can that be a thing? I'd read the living **** out… 06/09/2014 on Catch'em All +3
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