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#246227 - Picture 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
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#246158 - Masturbation lane? 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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#245831 - I can has shaq text? 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
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#245676 - Gibbie homotext 04/28/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#185 - That was beautiful. 04/28/2014 on Worth your time TRUST +3
#7 - These are the questions that keep me up at night 04/27/2014 on Science vs Religion +1
#22 - GG life 04/26/2014 on so... flying snakes exist 0
#69 - Yes please 04/26/2014 on I love crossovers -1
#13 - Last day of my school week, that gif is 101% accurate. 04/24/2014 on I can vouch for this 0
#20 - "Dafuq is..nope. nope. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE" 04/24/2014 on tsunami +2
#4883 - **jellybob rolls 898,624,600** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#46 - Protip: Keep safesearch on when you google that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Apparently the men are... +3
User avatar #47 - sicanoctum (04/19/2014) [-]
The sights of wonder and amazement you must have seen.
#124 - Do this one pls I know it's ponies, but I like the co… 04/18/2014 on literally 0
#23 - "you know that will never work again in a million years?&…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Only Get One Shot Like This... +5
#25 - dameush (04/16/2014) [-]
what's that from again?
#26 - dameush (04/16/2014) [-]
oh..family guy thought it sounded familiar
#141 - This has been on my mind alot lately and I wanna run what I've…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll +1
#179 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/15/2014) [-]
There was the evening then the morning which was the first day. Then he placed two great lights, the greater in the day, and the lesser in the evening. They were literal 24 hour days.
User avatar #175 - mastersaturday (04/15/2014) [-]
The thing is though, the Bible never mentions the dinosaurs. Sure it says he made the beasts of the land and sea and air (which he does again, after he makes humans..), but wouldn't it be important to mention the giant asteroid that hit the planet killing everything as well? I guess one could argue that it would sound like God made a mistake so they would omit it, but this is the fucking Bible we're talking about, the so-called word of God. So even if it's a bad thing, I would think it deserves a mention somewhere.
#174 - theism (04/15/2014) [-]
But it also says god made light before he made the stars so...
#168 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/15/2014) [-]
I cant believe I just read such a refreshing argument/contention/option. I feel it is much better to debate the existence of a omnipotent being than to just say he exists and that is the end of it. For the record I am 100% agnostic (99.9999999% atheist) though I am more than happy to discuss things like this that actually have plausible possibility.

That being said I do not believe that could be the case. Biological evolution does not require God in order to function. As a matter of fact we have clearly shown many times over that nothing absolute requires God to explain. Can God be used to explain something? Can he be used as an option? Of course he can, but explaining something that is complex with something that is far more complex is bad science and is almost never truth.
#171 - mdkings (04/15/2014) [-]
I mean to sign in to post that damnit......
#162 - phoenixactual (04/15/2014) [-]
Here's the problem with creationists arguing evolution. From a biblical standpoint, evolution remains strong. 700 different species went onto the ark. As there are tens of thousands of species of land animals documented today, the number would be impossible if those 700 didn't evolve to current counts. Also, take into account human races. There are roughly 30 different ethnicities that can be easily counted. How are all these different people possible without evolution?
User avatar #161 - sociocat (04/15/2014) [-]
In the bible it says a 1000 years to us is a day to god. Also the first six days mentioned in genisis was not 6000 years it was basicly saying 6 phases and not six literal days
User avatar #158 - cabbageexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
WARNING THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CABBAGE

i like the way you think, but being raised as a catholic and attending 12 years of catholic education i can tell you. that theory is not possible. according to the catholic faith God exists outside of time, not in a different tine. because of this he is an eternal and unchanging being. so because god does not change or experience any time at all saying that his time would be different than ours is a false statement.
also i would like to point out that the creation theory is not strict law at all and is up to individual interpretation. so you have that going for you.

hoped this helped
User avatar #163 - deadmice (04/15/2014) [-]
From what I recall, the same thing that translated into English as '7 days' Could very well have gone to 7 "Eras/periods" so it could mean a much larger time scale.
User avatar #169 - cabbageexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
7 is used many times throught the bible because it is the number of perfection. the Hebrews liked to used numbers non literally to represent certain things, such as 666 being evil and 40 which means "a shiton"
User avatar #172 - deadmice (04/15/2014) [-]
what i meant was that there is nothing definitive about the translation to the word "Day"
User avatar #173 - cabbageexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
oh haha that is true
#149 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/15/2014) [-]
>Omniscient deity
>Fuck up timescales
User avatar #147 - rainbowisbestpone (04/15/2014) [-]
I always though that biblical creation was just an allegory that god created everything. Also it was something that people could comprehend at the time. Until 15 century we couldn't even believe that earth isn't in centre of universe.
#131 - gray noscope 04/15/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#7 - Tog II is best scout in the game.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on u WoT m8 +11
User avatar #29 - defender (04/15/2014) [-]
I was going to make a joke about the tog II but its too long
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - bandgeekster (04/15/2014) [-]
Tog does not need praise. Tog knows it is best tank.
User avatar #24 - undeadmaus (04/15/2014) [-]
All this tank is good for is using it for cover. Also very good fodder.
User avatar #46 - captfuckhead (04/15/2014) [-]
Tell that to three in a platoon that communicate and focus their collective 36 rounds per minute on a target and use their 4,200 collective hit points to laugh off any incoming fire. Hail Tog!
User avatar #99 - undeadmaus (04/15/2014) [-]
It's like the Hellcat, it isn't for anyone to play with. It needs an experienced player. All the Togs I've seen have an asterisk by them. That's XVM telling me they are very vulnerable and obviously it didn't pull that out of its ass. It's because they suck with it that they get an asterisk.
#44 - **jellybob rolls 381,623,149** if this ends in 0 then the ne… 04/14/2014 on All facts are now... 0
#48 - **jellybob rolls 8,152** 04/14/2014 on Donger board is fun 0
#23 - I know what you mean. Even as a Catholic I can't stand that fu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on #rekt +2
User avatar #296 - deliciousdee (04/13/2014) [-]
Creationists make religious people look bad. Anyone who thinks the earth was literally created in 7 days and is only ~4000 years old is a moron. And this is coming from a christian.
#20 - Bill represented the scientific community wonderfully in that … 04/13/2014 on #rekt 0
#84 - Lone survivor 04/13/2014 on Shooter +1
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