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Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:candyland
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Content Ranking:#7466
Comment Ranking:#3306
Highest Content Rank:#7147
Highest Comment Rank:#580
Content Thumbs: 49 total,  89 ,  40
Comment Thumbs: 16100 total,  19372 ,  3272
Content Level Progress: 76.27% (45/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30.7% (307/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:5026
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:4034
FJ Points:2287

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#341 - Picture 09/01/2011 on Scumbag Down Syndrome Girl -2
#472 - is that one of neg's games? 09/01/2011 on Dat Ass 0
#470 - the dad  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2011 on Fap ruined +4
#480 - magicpicturebox has deleted their comment.
#10 - Picture 08/31/2011 on Don't you hate it when this... +2
#32 - **jellybob rolls 8,377** ************ to the rescue 08/31/2011 on bunch of pics +2
#37 - someone should shop peppy in at 0:58 saying do a barrel roll 08/31/2011 on The Final Battle +1
#260 - Epic picture but idiotic comment. and I own an xbox thankyouve… 08/31/2011 on Halo 0
#606 - ordinarily i would legitimately consider that, but the issue i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Neighbours from Hell 0
#615 - Oddsword (08/31/2011) [-]
Then just adhere to 2,3,4,6 and 7.
#603 - great idea, i don't know enough people to do that though lol 08/31/2011 on Neighbours from Hell 0
#248 - why can't we have all three?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Halo +4
#258 - ShiningThru (08/31/2011) [-]
That guy ^^
#44 - the one who checks it out  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Survival Sally Pt. 2 +46
User avatar #46 - DiabloStrawhat (08/31/2011) [-]
It's even worse for the black guy. he dies 2o minutes in. And his girlfriend dies 25 minutes in.
#558 - that's what i originally intended but I'm acting mostly to pro… 08/31/2011 on Neighbours from Hell 0
#381 - Dante or Chris, maybe virgil but that probably won't go over well 08/31/2011 on Baby naming rage 0
#539 - i need help. Ik this is unrelated but i could use a bit of adv…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Neighbours from Hell +3
#617 - iliketrainsalot (08/31/2011) [-]
- get a burrito
- take out stuffing
-insert poop
-cover up the poop with stuffing
-make him eat burrito

or you can go sheldon cooper on his ass and blow his head up, your choice!
#590 - Oddsword (08/31/2011) [-]
Step One: Urinate in jar for the rest of the week, purchase can of mace.

Step Two: Wait an hour or two before he comes over, then booby trap door with a cinderblock within a boxing glove with the words "Fuck You" printed on the front.

Step Three: When he arrives, trap will be sprung and he will be on the floor clutching what once resembled a face in his hands.

Step Four: Tell him he's a gigantic dickbag and it's a wonder his real parents are gone. Proceed to tell him he's I horrendous scar on both your family and society, that he's a fucking waste of air, and a horrible excuse for a human being. Tell him your fed up with his shit and that if you ever see him again you'll make the cinderblock-face thing look like a papercut. If he gets pissed, mace that nigga.

Step Five: Throw urine jar at him and slam door.

Step Six:???

Step Seven: PROFIT
#624 - anonymous (08/31/2011) [-]
#632 - anonymous (08/31/2011) [-]
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User avatar #606 - jellybob (08/31/2011) [-]
ordinarily i would legitimately consider that, but the issue is we live in an apartment complex so the noise and stench and mess would turn up some issues. I will definitely keep that in mind for if he pisses me off again though lol
#615 - Oddsword (08/31/2011) [-]
Then just adhere to 2,3,4,6 and 7.
#583 - sixtail (08/31/2011) [-]
1. call him and tell him you are going to help
2. ask around town for help from friends
3. grab supplies
4. organize a barbecue in his honor
5. everyone suddenly goes ape shit, grab their cooking utensils and throws it at him
obviously ignoring the knives.
6. say "you've just been pranked by the prank patrol"
User avatar #603 - jellybob (08/31/2011) [-]
great idea, i don't know enough people to do that though lol
#551 - KingOfDiamonds (08/31/2011) [-]
If you wanted rash, I could maybe help you. Best i can do for not rash is say to remove him from your life as much as possible. He doesn't sound like he will go anywhere in life, so when he comes to you for help later on look him in the eye and tell him you will never help him.
User avatar #558 - jellybob (08/31/2011) [-]
that's what i originally intended but I'm acting mostly to protect my family (ik my previous post contradicts that statement a bit). he's driven my dad to near alcoholism and my mother and little brother to depression numerous times and that infuriates me more than the alienation and rejection ever could.
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Justin Bieber +2
#41 - bigbehemeth (08/31/2011) [-]
no caption, but you get the idea.
#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Random Comp +1
#51 - lulzatyou (08/31/2011) [-]
#43 - that's her twin sister lady gusta 08/31/2011 on Random Comp +22
#108 - looks like we got here too late 08/31/2011 on Unfortunate Gamertag +8
#558 - thisl be easy....fo....fo...ffff.....foxtrut...ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2011 on My Mom is Magic. 0
#576 - anonymous (08/29/2011) [-]
#43 - Picture 08/29/2011 on LoZ Comic 2 +6
#31 - hot fuzz ftw 08/28/2011 on Shit Movies Changed From... +1
#14 - how can you be thinking about the universe when we're at war w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2011 on hurricane +18
#24 - gamefacts (08/28/2011) [-]
**gamefacts rolls 93** Enough about Cuba, Hiroshima just got nuked!
#23 - gamefacts has deleted their comment.
#236 - fighting this badass  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2011 on So True +4
#250 - dejaysone (08/28/2011) [-]
fighting this badass????
#235 - i usually think of this badass  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2011 on So True +5
#236 - jellybob (08/28/2011) [-]
fighting this badass
#250 - dejaysone (08/28/2011) [-]
fighting this badass????
#39 - Picture 08/27/2011 on Like a BUS +1
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YAY! 1st place..
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