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#180 - He can violate more than my 1st amendment rights. if you …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Apparently the most... +2
#181 - anon (11/26/2014) [-]
i know what you mean
(2nd amendment rights)
#240 - Fallout was wrong. War....war HAS changed. 11/26/2014 on This is how you advertise 0
#15 - Did he get the leukemia from the cheesecake he summoned satan to make? 11/24/2014 on b0ss i habe cancer 0
#56 - Well #3...you are now! 11/23/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#282 - **jellybob rolls 118,903,619** The question is not who will … 11/21/2014 on Remember this? 0
#23 - Comment deleted 11/21/2014 on This is what the afterlife... 0
#28 - I've been having horrible lagspikes since the new rift came ou…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on PORO RIDER SEJUANI +3
User avatar #45 - sladee (11/21/2014) [-]
Might have something to do with server maintainance, apparently they moved servers too.
#38 - nekaz (11/21/2014) [-]
**nekaz rolled image** at least you aint gotten BDOS 3 times in a day
mfw 2 of them had enemy leavers and we still won
User avatar #31 - treeboy (11/21/2014) [-]
Had it loads recently, I've had ping going all the way up to 1600+ since the update. So if you guys do figure something out please share!
#39 - But aren't there like, 8 people ******* DEAD because of…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Snow 0
User avatar #42 - eloog (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, im like two hours away and there isnt any snow but they have 5ft of snow there
#20 - Didn't see that coming. 11/20/2014 on No One Expected It 0
#57 - I identify as owlkin and I'm offended by the oppressive patric…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on I fuck oranges 0
#73 - chrisel (11/20/2014) [-]
#13 - I have one thing to say to the sperm donor from #4....RUN 11/19/2014 on Fun Facts part 3 0
#14 - Yes. 11/19/2014 on Oh +42
#69 - "yup, they're all there" 11/18/2014 on The Time of Man has come to... +2
#11 - 9001/10 would bang. All the homo.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on That is super saiyan... +10
#117 - anon (11/18/2014) [-]
holy shit its over 9000
#89 - Comment deleted 11/17/2014 on Praying for my country +1
#112 - He and his coworkers spent years and millions, if not billions…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Still not asking for it 0
User avatar #147 - srskate (11/16/2014) [-]
Alternatively, if they already went through all that, would it have killed him to dress professionally?
#42 - **jellybob rolled image ** I bet this is insightful 11/15/2014 on #JustPostingThings 0
#25 - Fallout was wrong.....war....war has changed. 11/15/2014 on Really good ad, WWI... +1
#18 - I refuse to believe Kanye would EVER go incognito. 11/15/2014 on Celebrities going incognito +17
#21 - I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull **** yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Frustrating things 0
#36 - Yukimaru (11/14/2014) [-]
I'd rather they stepped on these.
User avatar #79 - plerp (11/14/2014) [-]
Can I buy these somewhere?

Please tell me they aren't hella expensive....
#30 - But did you find it? 11/12/2014 on Drill Sgt's are insane +5
#29 - I'm off to Ft. Lost in the woods in February. Already practic…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Drill Sgt's are insane +5
User avatar #91 - mangostormlegend (11/13/2014) [-]
Wait, so it's literally called Fort Lost and it's in the middle of nowhere?
User avatar #63 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm going to Sill in December, I'm still trying to research what the winters are like there and if they're as bad as new england winters
#78 - gerfox (11/13/2014) [-]

Doesn't look bad at all. Barely below freezing at worst.
#84 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Lol just come to Oklahoma and feel this wind even if it's only 50°. It's pretty uncomfortable.
#88 - gerfox (11/13/2014) [-]
Unfortunately Oklahoma is too far away for a Eurofag like me.

I'm sure it's quite cold, and wind that penetrates your clothes is uncomfortable. But you don't know cold until you have a week long field exercise in -20 celcius and waist deep snow. You're constantly wet, constantly cold - and the wind comes in addition. Welcome to the Norwegian army. Dress warm.
#95 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
I guarantee you by the end of December it will be at least -10 f° (-23°C) until around mid February. We have field exercises around then also. It's very muddy and we alway have multiple cold casualties. It seems like no matter what what military you work for, they are going to show you what cold is.
#102 - gerfox (11/13/2014) [-]
The military needs people who can handle weather no matter where you're from!

Although the lowest average temperature for january in Fort Stills ever is -2 fahrenheit, but I do not doubt that it can get cold as shit at times.
#104 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
False. In 2011 it got to Oklahomas record -31f°
#110 - gerfox (11/13/2014) [-]
Not according to Weather.com . Maybe -31f at a single time, but not in average.
#77 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey, man. I'm stationed in Fort Sill right now. Not training, did that in Jackson, just a field artillery BDE. It was around 75° Monday and this morning when I got up for PT it was 13° and stayed that cold all day. December is gonna suck, brah. No matter how used to the cold you are. What makes it so bad is this Oklahoma wind is no fucking joke. Are you gonna be FA?
User avatar #85 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
but damn, that fluctuating weather is gonna mess me up lol
User avatar #80 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
no, I'm going Intel, i have Basic out there and then i go to Huachuca
#90 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, man good luck to ya. Don't let basic get you down. Fucking sucks a lot of the time but you will meet some real people and bond with them like you never have before. When you arrive on the bus and "cross the tracks", you will hear that a lot, it will be a whole new world. Sleep is gonna suck for a while. Sleep any time you can get away with it. You will hear artillery rounds all god damn night. Luckily you won't hear them like I do because I live right off post on the west side of Lawton so the artillery rattles my windows in my apartment. Lol
User avatar #94 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
lol, i'll actually probably be used to that, i live next to an airport so i have big ass planes flying 100 feet over my house every day, so it won't be much different. I'm looking forward to Basic though, and the best part is i work at Hooters right now, so the time i have left is going to be amazing lol.
#96 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
I shared a bunk with a guy from New England. Private Hanscum.
User avatar #97 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
oh yeah? did he have a boston accent or a new york one?
#99 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Don't really remember. All I really remember was him screaming when I broke his finger while we were pushing our bunk in between our wall lockers one day.
User avatar #100 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
oh damn, they must've smoked you for that. did he continue or did they have to send him home?
#101 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah they smoked us both right there when it happened. He had to do the 8 count pushup with a fucked up hand.
(BTW don't let a drill sergeant hear you say the word smoked. Not an acceptable word in the Army any more.) Say "corrective training"
User avatar #103 - jacksipian (11/13/2014) [-]
why is it not acceptable anymore? and damn, 8 count pushups? is that common or did they just do that for you? i thought everything was 4 count
#105 - funnycontentguy (11/13/2014) [-]
The same reason everyone always grabs 2 cups during chow. No one fucking knows. Haha.
And no everything is 5 count. But the "8 count pushup" is an exercise alone. Its like a burpee with pushups while you are down. You would do 5 counts of the 8 count pushup. Look the 8 count pushup up on youtube. Your arms are gonna get strong, bud.
#47 - 320 of me? No. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!1  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Yes. 0
#51 - aphoticnefelibata (11/12/2014) [-]
Ha, The One.
What an entertaining movie that relates to your comment~

Gif unrelated lqtm.
User avatar #78 - imanarshole (11/12/2014) [-]
actually twas called highlander
#275 - OR...you could just ******* ward. 11/11/2014 on Map Awareness is Key! -1
#12 - He doesn't have the little hat 0/10 11/10/2014 on Went to France. Was not... 0


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