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#363 - Comment deleted 10/31/2013 on A Thank You -3
#100 - You are Fag as ****. 10/13/2013 on omggg unban me #2013... -1
#228 - stabbed in the dick with a blue pen, one inch deep, and i have… 10/10/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#100 - Also, the other thing is Snowden had to sign multiple contract… 08/11/2013 on Snow-E +3
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#120 - Well yeah but using your same formula China has one aircraft c…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on 'Murica -1
#142 - UNRATED (07/02/2013) [-]
im so glad you mentioned this! but i would like to add something based on that guys formula then as you said china has an aircraft carier for their (1.34 bil ) population but thats not all the other point the stupid anon makes is that the us has huge coasts to defend well o my fuck anon i guess the huge piece of coast russia has (in the north of russia) is tottaly irrelevant . no man this is not a case about how many people a country wants to defend its a case of the usa trying to have some kind of leverage on other countries like say hay other countries dont you do something we dont like we have a shitload off stuff to atack you with... but yeah this is probably just stupid foreign propaganda to you guys
#200 - drshkidz (07/02/2013) [-]
Aircraft carriers are power projection devices. They let you (attempt to) maintain aerial superiority in a given area. America has never been shy about being the kid with the biggest dick on the block, hell, we maintain our biggest dick status by dropping the motherfucker inch by inch on anyone else who wants to pull out theirs and compare. A good portion of the status quo right now is America hanging out on the local international street corner with a Michael Jackson grip on their bulging crotch mouthing "Make my day" to any passing pissant.
Now, I'm not saying we don't get up to some human rights shenanigans every once in a while but we are by far the biggest defender of disenfranchised peoples.
#205 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Especially when you take into account America basically patrols the oceans and maintains free trade in the WORLD by ITSELF.
#118 - USA USA USA 07/02/2013 on 'Murica +11
#81 - Citing "The Assassins" by Bernard Lewis 06/30/2013 on What was their creed again? 0
#80 - Oh and they only killed people so their master could attain tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on What was their creed again? +1
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#81 - jellyballs (06/30/2013) [-]
Citing "The Assassins" by Bernard Lewis
#79 - No thats not true at all... These assassins are descendent fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on What was their creed again? +1
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#80 - jellyballs (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh and they only killed people so their master could attain tribute from all the other caliphs in the region, They did perform some assasinations in Europe but they were merely speculated by historians
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#81 - jellyballs (06/30/2013) [-]
Citing "The Assassins" by Bernard Lewis