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jefftheturtle

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/07/2013
Last Login:9/25/2016
Location:California
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Level 21 Content: Peasant → Level 22 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 129 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:16428
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:134
FJ Points:512
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#4316 - Gettin a haircut tomorrow  [+] (1 reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
#4360 - internalhemorrhage (02/19/2015) [-]
My condolences to the barber.
#145 - I have no idea whatever this quarrel was about, but I saw your…  [+] (1 reply) 11/21/2014 on serious questions +2
#214 - terrytheturtle (11/21/2014) [-]
I LOVE YOU JEFF
#282 - For the last year I have been trying my damndest to get a job.…  [+] (2 replies) 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor +1
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#288 - poutinesalad (09/27/2014) [-]
Personality is a big factor. You're resume is damn near worthless except for your phone number. You could be dressed in a god damn tuxedo, but if your personality is shit, the manager wont remember or even want to hire you. Hit the same damn places you went before (makes you seem like you really want the job) and ALWAYS ask to speak to a manager.

I had a social anxiety problem back in the day that made it really hard for me to find work, being outgoing and friendly is a big factor. Now adays i dont have a problem at all finding work.
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#291 - jefftheturtle (09/27/2014) [-]
Thanks bro, I do ask to speak to managers every time, and I doubt that my personality is an issue, (very positive and outgoing) but what would your advice be if I annoy managers by coming in too much? its only happened at one place I've been applying, but the hiring manager of that store got annoyed and told me to stop coming in and calling and following up in any way because it wasn't going to help me get it...
#126 - no 07/25/2014 on dad walked in +4
#80 - Have you ever put aftershave on your balls? Feels good man  [+] (4 replies) 07/25/2014 on Wiping away the tears +7
#154 - TheBigGummyBear (07/26/2014) [-]
Using aftershave on my face for so long I was curious and thought, there's no way this could hurt my balls THAT badly. I figured it'd be a slight burning sensation, but holy fuck was I wrong.

This is one of those things you can know is going to end badly, but you still just want to try it anyway to see what the hype is about. The human mind is beautiful.
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#110 - bouazizforever (07/25/2014) [-]
One of my friends actually did this...in front of his mother (yes)
He eventually sreamed of pain
#90 - Dakafal (07/25/2014) [-]
#92 - nunyabeezneez (07/25/2014) [-]
did not
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