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#19 - Little known fact - Gandhi single-handedly ended world hunger … 17 hours ago on Mahatma Gandhi (OC) +78
#11 - You should've also pointed out that he bit the head off of a b…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Ozzy Osbourne (OC) +161
#112 - loopymoomoo (18 hours ago) [-]
he got a shitload of rabies shots tho
#77 - Stevethewizard (03/01/2015) [-]
Well-known fact: Ozzy bit the head off of a live bat onstage.
Little-known fact: It didn't happen where you'd expect it. It wasn't in California, New York, or even Florida (where it would have been shrugged off as just another Thursday).
It happened in Iowa. Specifically, at the Veteran's Memorial Auditorium in Des Moines.

Iowa suddenly relevant, swell with a legendary incident.
User avatar #59 - werfgh (03/01/2015) [-]
thats a fact that almost everyone know, I think that's why he didn't add it
User avatar #110 - DemonMatt (19 hours ago) [-]
I've seen a lot of people who don't know the whole "Ozzy thought it was fake."

They just go "hurr, Ozzy bite da bat."
User avatar #55 - Shadow Guardian (03/01/2015) [-]
As if rabies would do shit to Ozzy.
#186 - I just started playing, but I'll see if I get into it first. T… 02/26/2015 on xdoomxxlordx sucks 0
#120 - Understood, thanks a lot!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on xdoomxxlordx sucks 0
#176 - dexorf (02/26/2015) [-]
By the way, if you decide to start playing, feel free to send me a message here. I don't really play anymore, but i do have membership still going so maybe i could help you out with something.
User avatar #186 - jeezloxxy (02/26/2015) [-]
I just started playing, but I'll see if I get into it first. Thank you! I'll message you if I end up liking it.
#108 - Really? Everyone seems to say new one is **** .  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on xdoomxxlordx sucks 0
#115 - dexorf (02/26/2015) [-]
The new one is a lot easyer and faster than the old one, but for some reason i enjoy it a bit, although i don't really play it. the issue with the old one is that there is no real way to adjust resolution so the game window either takes 1/6 of my screen or i can increase the window and literaly count pixels, in any case my eyes hurt after 10 minutes of playing it.
By the way, if you wish to try it, i suggest the new one. A lot easyer to get into, and requires less grind. I must warn you though, Runescape is famous for being pretty grindy. The one reason it is somewhat ok is because you can do a lot of things while watching a yt video or something.
User avatar #120 - jeezloxxy (02/26/2015) [-]
Understood, thanks a lot!
#176 - dexorf (02/26/2015) [-]
By the way, if you decide to start playing, feel free to send me a message here. I don't really play anymore, but i do have membership still going so maybe i could help you out with something.
User avatar #186 - jeezloxxy (02/26/2015) [-]
I just started playing, but I'll see if I get into it first. Thank you! I'll message you if I end up liking it.
#32 - Never played RS in my life, but I've heard old RS was gold. Sh…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2015 on xdoomxxlordx sucks 0
User avatar #85 - tumor (02/26/2015) [-]
Old RS was great, but I think if you've never played RuneScape before you should just stick to the new one.
User avatar #108 - jeezloxxy (02/26/2015) [-]
Really? Everyone seems to say new one is shit.
#115 - dexorf (02/26/2015) [-]
The new one is a lot easyer and faster than the old one, but for some reason i enjoy it a bit, although i don't really play it. the issue with the old one is that there is no real way to adjust resolution so the game window either takes 1/6 of my screen or i can increase the window and literaly count pixels, in any case my eyes hurt after 10 minutes of playing it.
By the way, if you wish to try it, i suggest the new one. A lot easyer to get into, and requires less grind. I must warn you though, Runescape is famous for being pretty grindy. The one reason it is somewhat ok is because you can do a lot of things while watching a yt video or something.
User avatar #120 - jeezloxxy (02/26/2015) [-]
Understood, thanks a lot!
#176 - dexorf (02/26/2015) [-]
By the way, if you decide to start playing, feel free to send me a message here. I don't really play anymore, but i do have membership still going so maybe i could help you out with something.
User avatar #186 - jeezloxxy (02/26/2015) [-]
I just started playing, but I'll see if I get into it first. Thank you! I'll message you if I end up liking it.
#310 - For all resolutions. 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#306 - Messy desktops make me feel real pain.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +1
User avatar #310 - jeezloxxy (02/25/2015) [-]
#11 - I used to do this a lot when I was a kid. Had to stand up on m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on #Hashtag +1
#29 - mcferryn (02/24/2015) [-]
You are just a normal guy, nothing sick about it. basically it is the same porcelan and it Ends up in the same pipe.
#194 - Haha, as if I can think of anything remotely funny enough to b… 02/18/2015 on FJ Makes A Song +3

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User avatar #3 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
(QT- quarantine zone)
Anna woke up in the middle of the night. She blinked a few times, rolled from her stomach to her side, and let out a soft groan. Waking up like this wasn’t uncommon- she had always had trouble sleeping ever since the outbreak - so she had gotten used to it. Still though, being able to sleep for more than a few hours sounded wonderful to her.

She pulled herself out of bed and placed two feet on the cold, cement floor. She lived in a small, two-bedroom apartment with her nephew. It looked bad- paint peeling off the walls, mold growing in the damp corners and stains of God knows what on the floors- but then again, so did every other apartment too. It took the world less than a week to go to **** , less than two to try to overthrow the government, and less than a month to establish QT zones. The fireflies were stronger than ever, and Anna was even considering joining them. She worked as one of the guards in the QT zone and hated every second of it. It was a dirty job for ruthless people. If she had any other option, she’d go with it in a heartbeat. They were almost as bad as the infected, as far as she was concerned.

Maybe she could take Nate and run. It would be better, right? Her job now did have advantages-she got paid well in ration cards and had a safe apartment-but the quarantine zone was still far from the life that she wanted her nephew to have. Public executions of alleged fireflies just so the cops could remind people who ran the quarantine zone, people begging for cards so that they could feed their children, smugglers, murderers and other horrid things weren't what a boy should be seeing every day.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
Let’s say she did decide to go with the fireflies. What then? Where would she find one? How would she get out of the city? Did the fireflies have a quarantine zone, and if so, was it any better than this one?

She couldn’t think about these things in three in the morning.

She made her way to Nate’s room. She slowly pushed his door open, making sure to not wake him up.

His room was a bit better than hers- he had a bed (Anna just had a mattress), a small wooden desk, a clock and a lamp. He had a window that he kept open during the night, despite Anna’s constant telling him to close it because he could catch a cold. He was rebellious, just like his mother.

He looked like her, too. His chocolate hair, green eyes, soft cheekbones, button nose and freckles made him look so much like Anna’s sister that it hurt. She missed her more than she could put into words.

I’ve kept my promise all these years, Paige. I always will.

She forced herself to stop thinking about her sister. She’d cry if she didn’t.
The clocked showed that it was 3:24AM. She had a night shift, she needed the sleep.
User avatar #6 to #4 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
You should put a capital letter on "Fireflies", as it is the name of an organization (I can only assume?), and it would otherwise create confusion.
Is this the very beginning of it all? It is a tad bit overwhelming, but that may be a good thing as well - creates immersion and makes the reader want to learn more. If you haven't explained more thoroughly about the outbreak by the end of what you've written so far, consider doing it, as it may not be clear for people who haven't played the game, like me.
Other than that, it's okay. I can't seem to find anything else that catches my eye, so that's definitely a good thing.
User avatar #8 to #6 - thefunnyside (08/08/2014) [-]
"Okay" as in "Eh, it's okay" or as in "Okay, this is pretty good"
User avatar #9 to #8 - jeezloxxy (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay, as in somewhere in between those two. You shouldn't think it's something spectacular, but it's good considering your age, and it definitely has potential. I can't really draw any opinion based on those few paragraphs.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
It's late, I'm gonna go to sleep now
User avatar #7 to #5 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
Good night!
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