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#34 - **jeezloxxy used "*roll 1, 01-74*"** **jeezloxxy rolls 12** 05/23/2016 on Accidentally walked on the... -1
#33 - **jeezloxxy used "*roll 1, 01-74*"** **jeezloxxy rolls 51**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on Accidentally walked on the... -1
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#34 - jeezloxxy (05/23/2016) [-]
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#105 - chokebee (05/19/2016) [-]
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#47 - **jeezloxxy used "*roll 1, 01-74*"** **jeezloxxy rolls 49** 05/19/2016 on Fucking Savage 0
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#104 - jeezloxxy (05/19/2016) [-]
Guys I was just trying to find something to fap to, I didn't want to start a roll movement.
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#105 - chokebee (05/19/2016) [-]
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you done yet?
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#50 - jeezloxxy (05/19/2016) [-]
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#87 - chokebee (05/19/2016) [-]
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#104 - jeezloxxy (05/19/2016) [-]
Guys I was just trying to find something to fap to, I didn't want to start a roll movement.
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#105 - chokebee (05/19/2016) [-]
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you done yet?
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#96 - schwoazapeda (05/19/2016) [-]
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#87 - chokebee (05/19/2016) [-]
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#104 - jeezloxxy (05/19/2016) [-]
Guys I was just trying to find something to fap to, I didn't want to start a roll movement.
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#105 - chokebee (05/19/2016) [-]
**chokebee used "*roll 1, 001-666*"**
**chokebee rolls 576**
you done yet?
#87 - **jeezloxxy used "*roll 1, 01-74*"** **jeezloxxy rolls 41** 05/18/2016 on Feminism and Prostitution 0
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#3 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
(QT- quarantine zone)
Anna woke up in the middle of the night. She blinked a few times, rolled from her stomach to her side, and let out a soft groan. Waking up like this wasn’t uncommon- she had always had trouble sleeping ever since the outbreak - so she had gotten used to it. Still though, being able to sleep for more than a few hours sounded wonderful to her.

She pulled herself out of bed and placed two feet on the cold, cement floor. She lived in a small, two-bedroom apartment with her nephew. It looked bad- paint peeling off the walls, mold growing in the damp corners and stains of God knows what on the floors- but then again, so did every other apartment too. It took the world less than a week to go to ****, less than two to try to overthrow the government, and less than a month to establish QT zones. The fireflies were stronger than ever, and Anna was even considering joining them. She worked as one of the guards in the QT zone and hated every second of it. It was a dirty job for ruthless people. If she had any other option, she’d go with it in a heartbeat. They were almost as bad as the infected, as far as she was concerned.

Maybe she could take Nate and run. It would be better, right? Her job now did have advantages-she got paid well in ration cards and had a safe apartment-but the quarantine zone was still far from the life that she wanted her nephew to have. Public executions of alleged fireflies just so the cops could remind people who ran the quarantine zone, people begging for cards so that they could feed their children, smugglers, murderers and other horrid things weren't what a boy should be seeing every day.
#4 to #3 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
Let’s say she did decide to go with the fireflies. What then? Where would she find one? How would she get out of the city? Did the fireflies have a quarantine zone, and if so, was it any better than this one?

She couldn’t think about these things in three in the morning.

She made her way to Nate’s room. She slowly pushed his door open, making sure to not wake him up.

His room was a bit better than hers- he had a bed (Anna just had a mattress), a small wooden desk, a clock and a lamp. He had a window that he kept open during the night, despite Anna’s constant telling him to close it because he could catch a cold. He was rebellious, just like his mother.

He looked like her, too. His chocolate hair, green eyes, soft cheekbones, button nose and freckles made him look so much like Anna’s sister that it hurt. She missed her more than she could put into words.

I’ve kept my promise all these years, Paige. I always will.

She forced herself to stop thinking about her sister. She’d cry if she didn’t.
The clocked showed that it was 3:24AM. She had a night shift, she needed the sleep.
#6 to #4 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
You should put a capital letter on "Fireflies", as it is the name of an organization (I can only assume?), and it would otherwise create confusion.
Is this the very beginning of it all? It is a tad bit overwhelming, but that may be a good thing as well - creates immersion and makes the reader want to learn more. If you haven't explained more thoroughly about the outbreak by the end of what you've written so far, consider doing it, as it may not be clear for people who haven't played the game, like me.
Other than that, it's okay. I can't seem to find anything else that catches my eye, so that's definitely a good thing.
#8 to #6 - thefunnyside (08/08/2014) [-]
"Okay" as in "Eh, it's okay" or as in "Okay, this is pretty good"
#9 to #8 - jeezloxxy (08/10/2014) [-]
Okay, as in somewhere in between those two. You shouldn't think it's something spectacular, but it's good considering your age, and it definitely has potential. I can't really draw any opinion based on those few paragraphs.
#5 to #4 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
It's late, I'm gonna go to sleep now
#7 to #5 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
Good night!
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