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#189353 - Since I've graduated high school two years ago, I haven't real…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #189504 - xxhunterxx (06/27/2015) [-]
How old are you?
Are you in college? (assuming not since you work 40 hours)

I'm assuming you're early to mid 20's, so you'll be good to make friends m8.
Join clubs and shit, local YMCA rec basketball team or something. Since you joined a rec team, you also have access to their rec facilities. Bulk up.

Don't try to meet girls at clubs, they're just there for a quick fuck and they're very untrustworthy to look for a relationship in, honestly if you're not in high school/college it's very hard to meet girls worth talking to. Avoid fraternizing at work, that's a slippery slope and is very dangerous to your career. Professional life stays professional, personal life stays personal.
Try joining co-ed rec teams, that'll get you out and about and drowning in pussy if you're good.

Don't forget, confidence is everything. Every morning when you wake up, think positive. When you go to the bathroom to brush your teeth, look in the mirror and smile, no matter your mood. It'll make you feel better throughout the day. After you brush your teeth, smile in the mirror again. Walk around in your house carrying yourself confidently. Wear deodorant only, and walk right out that door with this new found confidence.

Last but not least, toss that fedora out. You won't need it where you're going.
#189355 - plantain (06/26/2015) [-]
Lawyer up, create a Facebook, and hit the gym (seriously, do that before it's too late).

It sounds like you focused a bit too much on your girlfriend as a source of companionship. In your next relationship, make sure both of you have other friends and hang out away from each other every once in a while.

Try joining a club or a sports team. This is a great way to meet people with similar interests. You might even find a girl you're interested in!

I'd also recommend taking up another hobby besides vidya. This will make you seem interesting, particularly if you're passionate about it.

Some people dream of success, but you're gonna wake up, and you're going to work HARD AT IT. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! JUST DO IT.
#189360 - advicedude (06/26/2015) [-]
#10 - No, you cant. The blade doesn't shoot out the top, it folds ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Nifty Knife 0
#13 - selfrazedzealot (05/08/2015) [-]
Ya I was looking at the wrong side, explains the gaps in the finger gaurDs. That is silly.
#9 - I was just listing to NSP!!! **** YEAH!!! 05/06/2015 on oh lawd +3
#183392 - I just need to get this off my chest and I guess this is a goo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #183397 - Zarke (05/03/2015) [-]
Get a job if you don't have one and go to college. It sounds callous to say, but it'll do you right. You'll meet new people and get a fresh start on things. It doesn't have to be college, but find a way to move onto another chapter in your life, preferably in a way that injects you into an environment of new faces. You'll still be hurting from before, but that will fade in time.
User avatar #183396 - alexanderburns (05/03/2015) [-]
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.
#1 - There were quite a lot of easter eggs in Daredevil that I saw.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Daredevil - Avengers/Hulk... +5
#2 - bild (04/12/2015) [-]
was really confused when they talked about the "attack" on NY, first i thought they meant 9/11 but then i realized they talked about the things which happend in the avengers.

I think it´s difficult for a tv-show to be in line with the rest of the marvel-universe like where is the Stark-tower or why do they never mention the other super-heros
User avatar #6 - PhoenixWrong (04/13/2015) [-]
They did mention Captain America by name and Iron Man and Thor by mentioning their suit and hammer respectively.
User avatar #3 - guardianatreyu (04/12/2015) [-]
1. Different part of New York.

2. It's kinda unnecessary to mention the Avengers in a show about street level crime. They do reference them though. Never really directly by name, but they do reference them.
#50 - No, it's cool. I've suddenly put myself in doubts of who it is…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on when your relatives want to... +1
User avatar #94 - sketchE (04/09/2015) [-]
its aj lee. this was during the frenemy story where Aj and paige were trying to out crazy each other
#48 - Except they totally aren't. Paige (the really pale one) is onl…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2015 on when your relatives want to... +6
#49 - paranoidzoid (04/09/2015) [-]
i said bayley because aj retired and they were hugging
doctor of huganomics
User avatar #65 - wwexplain (04/09/2015) [-]
It is AJ Lee, it's a semi-old gif.
User avatar #50 - jedigeek (04/09/2015) [-]
No, it's cool. I've suddenly put myself in doubts of who it is because you can't see her face that great, and bayley and AJ lee look very similar. And considering I cant remember which RAW this is from, and considering AJ Lee isn't a big hugger (though she is adorable), it probably is Bayley.
User avatar #94 - sketchE (04/09/2015) [-]
its aj lee. this was during the frenemy story where Aj and paige were trying to out crazy each other
#5 - I get this sometimes. It's actually a weird side effect of mil… 03/27/2015 on Clarity +1
#203 - Shut up and dance in my ass. Hmm... 03/27/2015 on Post results 0
#9 - I don't even know what that means and I agree with you! 03/25/2015 on Smelborp +8
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#24 - flesheater ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
HAVE A DANCE WITH ME OR YOUR OFF TO THE GAS CHAMBER www.funnyjunk.com/channel/lulzpitbullz/so+dj+DJ+4DM1N+lets+dance/RwzoGEj/
User avatar #19 - flesheater ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - jedigeek (12/19/2011) [-]
I guess I just wasn't paying attention to all the things you've been sending or saying .Sorry. What website? And what do you mean by raid?
User avatar #21 to #20 - flesheater ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - jedigeek (12/19/2011) [-]
I'll be sure to do that. Thanks.
User avatar #23 to #22 - flesheater ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
#3 - flesheater ONLINE (07/28/2011) [-]
never spoke to u before so i thought it was time i did!
never spoke to u before so i thought it was time i did!
#4 to #3 - flesheater ONLINE (07/28/2011) [-]
so i guess that means your not gonna sing 4 meh
User avatar #5 to #4 - jedigeek (07/28/2011) [-]
Okay, first I ask why there's a picture of Miley Cyrus's vagina on my page. Not complaining, just wondering.
User avatar #1 - pandasmoan (06/02/2011) [-]
Hank ou for the support this weekend I'll try to group a few stuff up together and creat a 50-100 photo album rar or zip for you!
User avatar #2 to #1 - jedigeek (06/03/2011) [-]
Thank you, you are a gentlemen and a scholar and I have a lot of respect for you. You are a good person. Thank you again.
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