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#78 - whos the lovely lady with him when hes 49?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Arnold through the years 0
#97 - sheepnut (07/23/2015) [-]
Probably Stacey Dash given it looks like her and she was a popular actress in the 90's because of Clueless.
#145 - I think Letos joker looks great except for the some of the tat…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Lol jk +1
#152 - angelusprimus (07/18/2015) [-]
Its the metal grill in his mouth that completely turns me off.
Tattoos would be ok, on body if not on face. But metal teeth are just bleh.
#252 - anon (07/20/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand how teeth work if you're a long time criminal in Gotham
User avatar #166 - darknesincontrol (07/18/2015) [-]
his teeth being fucked makes sense, giving how many times Batman smacked him
#199 - i dont watch futurama? can someone explain? was the original p…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#209 - justtocomment (07/18/2015) [-]
Philip is the main character of the show. He was accidentally cryogenically frozen in 2000 for 1000 years. Wakes up in the future and has adventures. Yancy was his brother in 2000, and always was kind of a bully (like big brothers stereotypically are). The clover was Fry's lucky charm for years, but he left it at home the day he was frozen. Yancy had found it years later and kept it. Here Yancy is giving it to his son, who he named after his brother. The drawing was made by Fry - who always wanted to be an astronaut.
It's a heartbreaking revelation because Fry thought his brother had stolen his name, clover, and dream when he figured out "Philip J. Fry" was the first man to land on Mars, I believe. We find out that rather, all three were passed on with all the love and respect of an older brother. Fry goes out of his way to reclaim the clover, cursing his brother the whole way, just to find out that he was never forgotten, and his brother is the reason Fry's name, keepsake, and dream will be forever memorialized
User avatar #207 - unfairlybanned (07/18/2015) [-]
No, thats his brother's son, or his nephew.
User avatar #208 - unfairlybanned (07/18/2015) [-]
The baby, not the adult.
#2136 - **jdawgydawg used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **jdawgydawg rolls 77** 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#2134 - Comment deleted 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#40 - heeley rider on twitter i think 07/14/2015 on srs businuts 0
#51 - The original viners name is: A-RODney King  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Forsætisráðherra bregst... 0
User avatar #52 - theoneaboveall (07/07/2015) [-]
Thank you i found him
#49 - some guy went up to a police officer and said 'Officer I have …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2015 on Forsætisráðherra bregst... +3
User avatar #50 - theoneaboveall (07/07/2015) [-]
damn do you have the name of the viner?
User avatar #51 - jdawgydawg (07/07/2015) [-]
The original viners name is: A-RODney King
User avatar #52 - theoneaboveall (07/07/2015) [-]
Thank you i found him
#98 - Comment deleted 07/06/2015 on Cheap Laugh +1
#53 - why dont people like her?  [+] (15 new replies) 07/06/2015 on RoosterTeeth +2
User avatar #79 - angelious (07/06/2015) [-]
she is a woman.

therefore she must be evil.
User avatar #78 - wellimnotsure (07/06/2015) [-]
She isn't funny, is really annoying, and their are plenty of female employee's of RT that arent as pathetic
User avatar #56 - demandsgayversion (07/06/2015) [-]
Because she's pretty and knows what she's talking about. This intimidates sexually frustrated nerds.
#87 - domny (07/06/2015) [-]
Sticks for arms.
Also glases.
User avatar #91 - demandsgayversion (07/06/2015) [-]
You know the glasses come off, right?
User avatar #92 - domny (07/06/2015) [-]
so do the stick arms.
User avatar #75 - themightymrplow (07/06/2015) [-]
For me it's that she puts her shitty opinions into every video she makes. The second she used "able-ism" in a serious sentence I disliked her.
#72 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
>Thinking someone knows what they're talking about just because they're pretty
User avatar #65 - aaronsalsa (07/06/2015) [-]
Her script writting is really cringey, I started watching The Know because Funhaus does some of the Episodes now, and i discovered how much I enjoy Ashley Jenkins' writting aswell.

Megs scripts are just...yuck...
User avatar #74 - toensix (07/06/2015) [-]
Is it really that bad? I don't watch the know but I do listen to The Patch en have seen her in a few let's plays. I had no problem with her in those things.
User avatar #94 - aaronsalsa (07/06/2015) [-]
Dont just take my opinion, listen for yourself, she tends to do that whole

"By the power of the internets gods"
"The interwebs has spoken"
"Half Life 3 confirmed"

Type of writting, not in every episode of course, but when I watch a news show that feels like its reallllyyy reaching out to the "Internets" audience, its like nails on a chalk board.

Here is a Funhaus recent (VERY RECENT) Episode, these guys used to work at G4 on Attack of the Show (Most of them), and it really shows - www.youtube.com/watch?v=YafcXmVT5cI

Meg doing her thing - www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfktoAxTaWY
User avatar #96 - toensix (07/06/2015) [-]
Oh I know she does that, I'm just not that bothered by it. I somewhat like the use of 'internets' vocabulary. To me it sometimes feels like Funnyjunk is extremely jaded towards anything older then a week and used by people outside of this site. I personally don't view it that way.

I love the John Cena meme but because of the rapid speed at which it has grown, I give it two weeks tops before people start to hate on it.
User avatar #98 - aaronsalsa (07/10/2015) [-]
I dont mind internet inside jokes and mispellings and such, it just depends on the delivery.

Terms like internets just sounds retarded when someone says, but when read online, not so much. Memes dont translate well into real life because reaction pictures are such were MADE to be posted as a reaction to someone ONLINE...so using it in real life is like, being beyond nerdy to the point its try hard.

Whereas the John Cena meme is fine because its in a video, hasn't really been touched and destroyed in real life, and its been around for a long long time. I remember being introduced to it by the prank call video from the radio station awhile back.

There are just some memes that have jaded us as a community because of its overuse in real life situations and so we put it to rest and just try to move on instead of dwelling on old inside jokes that really aren't inside jokes anymore. Ya know? I hope this babbling mess of text is readable and makes sense! Thanks for reading. Cheers!
User avatar #99 - toensix (07/10/2015) [-]
I mean I get why people are bothered by 'real life' use of memes. But I honestly don't care. But then again, everyone has his pet peeve.
User avatar #83 - spankcakes (07/06/2015) [-]
It's not completely horrible, but she does seem to try too hard. She's a bit too flamboyant and her jokes just don't seem to hit home for me at least.

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#2 - fittedsftw (04/06/2012) [-]
ayy man you watched mlp yet?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jdawgydawg (04/06/2012) [-]
not yet
User avatar #1 - fittedsftw (11/20/2011) [-]
LOL you thought u got a real notification
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