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Date Signed Up:2/03/2010
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Content Ranking:#7208
Comment Ranking:#1849
Highest Content Rank:#156
Highest Comment Rank:#239
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Content Level Progress: 39.3% (393/1000)
Level 244 Content: Doinitrite → Level 245 Content: Doinitrite
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Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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#5 - Picture 09/21/2014 on How rednecks are born +1
#15 - *insignificant to you 09/21/2014 on Returning to 4chan 0
#6 - Better hope someone don't name their sons Ganondorf or Bowser  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Prom? 0
#7 - anon (09/20/2014) [-]
Or Ed Gein.
#9 - "Get in there you little ****"" 09/19/2014 on Baby refuses to be cooked... +196
#12 - >Racism is over > never stop liking racist stuff  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on racism ends... FJ dies... +28
#47 - somekindofname (09/19/2014) [-]
We have to remember the good times don't we?
#44 - fargfive (09/19/2014) [-]
The year is 3014.
On a Debris-Stat orbiting a chunk of what used to be the Earth (It was demolished in 2387 to make way for a Hyperspace Bypass) a Betelgeusean immigrant finds an old rectangular box filled with paper and missing three of its sides. He is puzzled, and dismisses it as mere trash until he is startled by a micro-meteor impact on the station and drops the object, causing it to split in half. He sees what neat rows of squiggles running down the interior of the box. He takes the object with him back to his living quarters, a room packed with space trash he's collected over years and after activating his Googl-soft-tosh iTranslate 12mkIV.3/5 he sees that the squiggles are an old human script.
Recognizing the script as being part of the "archaic languages plus pack", his translator overlay shuts itself off and demands that he pay 1.99 spacebux or one limb to continue. He looks up from the object and mutters "loop zoop gobgoober" which his translator repeats aloud in neo-chinglish.
#10 - Picture 09/17/2014 on the feels +2
#11 - Picture 09/14/2014 on Smash Bros 4 gameplay footage +9
#12 - Picture 09/14/2014 on this is pretty colaptes... +7
#4 - Picture 09/13/2014 on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody +8
#7 - This would make a great wasted. gif  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Don't get your feet wet! +2
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#17 - symmiie (09/13/2014) [-]
Just.... No.