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Gender: male
Age: 25
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Consoles Owned: xbox... kinda
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X-box Gamertag: jazzspeaks6214
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Interests: Music, Jazz, Piano
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:5/17/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4751 total,  5349 ,  598
Comment Thumbs: 1596 total,  1789 ,  193
Content Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 147 Content: Faptastic → Level 148 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Content Views:221992
Times Content Favorited:427 times
Total Comments Made:411
FJ Points:6403
Favorite Tags: Baptist (3) | Westboro (3) | Even (2)
I am a session musician and studio tech at Conservatory Studios in the greater Cincinnati area. My job is to sight read the shit you write the day you want to record it.

There's a lot of down time involved, and the majority of it is spent here. I regret nothing.

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#59 - This is my last weekend in the United States before I move to … 01/04/2015 on Saturday message from Admin 0
#534 - Well... That about tears it for me. I love you FJ, but I hones… 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#228 - "I asked for ice in my drink, but this is ridiculous!&quo… 07/22/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 4 +2
#120 - I mean... The scared fat lady is funny as hell, sure, but are …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on dafuq 0
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#126 - brettyht (07/22/2013) [-]
My only thought is that it might have been a midget doing this or just a really short person. I don't know how anyone with a normal heights' spine could do curve like that
#52 - Picture 07/22/2013 on 'Murica +1
#271 - ........oh 07/20/2013 on Why must I cry 0
#259 - ....Ok, I think I'm missing the joke here...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Why must I cry 0
#344 - phuzebox (07/20/2013) [-]
Alright. so a while ago, Taylor wanted to give us an opportunity to meet her and hang out for a day by submitting a profile of yourself in a contest. almost every single person was 27 and under. All except for one guy. He was 39 and Rockin' it. He was chunky, unmarried and only wanted his shot at fame. To meet Taylor was his true and only dream. So, we as the nicer side of our community decided to man up and let him accomplish what he signed up to do. The contest was held for days and so many people were voting. He was by far in the lead. Winning fair and square, but I guess Ms. Swift and her associates though it would be bad on her image if she were hanging out with a 39 year old guy. So they waited until our community completely forgot about the contest and shut it down; not only crushing the dreams of countless -27 yr olds and one 39 yr. old, but enraging the fire in this community's heart.

#neverforget #blackdaddy #neverforgetblackdaddy
#269 - noschool (07/20/2013) [-]
there isn't really a joke, they just canceled the contest.
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#271 - jazzspeaks (07/20/2013) [-]
#80 - Arthur Zimmermann... As in the German ambassador in 1917.... …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Can you believe it? +1
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#82 - hangchangpang (07/17/2013) [-]
yes i was wrong my apologizes i just looked up not even a minute ago i was told that Hitler sent the telegram to mexico
#66 - Wow... The front page is rather encouraging tonight! 07/16/2013 on Anything you want 0
#3 - Even the lightbulb was stunned. The shock made it spell out th… 07/10/2013 on I... We.... Wat 0
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