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jazpinder

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/11/2011
Last Login:11/30/2015
Location:London
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 52 total,  59 ,  7
Comment Thumbs: 214 total,  340 ,  126
Content Level Progress: 94.91% (56/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40% (2/5)
Level 115 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Content Views:3813
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:176
FJ Points:230
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#136 - for those interested 11/25/2014 on Skeletons From The... 0
#135 - Pic #4: Ooooohhh, so that's where they got that album art from…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Skeletons From The... +1
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#136 - jazpinder (11/25/2014) [-]
#75 - Picture 11/14/2014 on Pillow fight prank +3
#154 - sors: 11/13/2014 on Degeneracy 0
#26 - Ah, Tim Shieff. He's British but lets pretend he's Russian and… 11/07/2014 on hi, my name is Ivan, I am... 0
#60 - Buddy, you're on funnyjunk. Relax with the standards and take …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on MEME MONGOLIAN TAKE CHINA +5
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#101 - twofreegerbils (10/19/2014) [-]
I got head from a bitch that looked way better than that less than 24 hours ago. Why are you projecting so much?
#76 - anon (10/19/2014) [-]
? i think she is ugly too?
#57 - Well that works out to match that ******* disgusting face of y…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on MEME MONGOLIAN TAKE CHINA +2
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#58 - twofreegerbils (10/19/2014) [-]
I know 14 year olds have a hard time focusing on anything but tits, but if you direct your attention to the FUCKING NASTY ASS HIPS you'll notice that her hips are NASTY AS FUCK.

She has no thighs whatsoever, and no figure.
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#94 - ffx (10/19/2014) [-]
Don't care, I'd still fuck her.
#85 - dehnoobshow (10/19/2014) [-]
I looked at her face and how her cute.
Something as cute as that being "not even decent"? And I'm an ass man myself. Sure she don't have much hips to make an ass even better, but that doesn't make her under a 6. Come on, man.
#60 - jazpinder (10/19/2014) [-]
Buddy, you're on funnyjunk. Relax with the standards and take what you can... You're justifying the fact you'll never get a girl as hot as her by picking out small things to make it seem as though she's not good enough for you. OKAY she may not have much in the way of ass but that shit can be worked on. Diet and squats.
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#101 - twofreegerbils (10/19/2014) [-]
I got head from a bitch that looked way better than that less than 24 hours ago. Why are you projecting so much?
#76 - anon (10/19/2014) [-]
? i think she is ugly too?
#130 - yup 10/19/2014 on _ 0
#66 - *whale they sleep 10/17/2014 on this is how whales sleep 0
#58 - Holy ******* **** did I kek. The last bit gives me that hungry… 10/17/2014 on Let's stretch our shoulders +1