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#8 - These are ******* cool 08/22/2014 on The Walking Deadsney 0
#81 - Wasn't team fortress originally a mod for quake 1?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on TF2 Fact Compilation +3
User avatar #82 - shreksorcist (07/30/2014) [-]
Yep
#9 - Oh sweet, the vibe I got was that it was going to be a permane… 07/30/2014 on Don't troll Madlife.. 0
#7 - I havn't played in yonks... did they do the thing where there …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Don't troll Madlife.. 0
User avatar #8 - wermii (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes, a bit off topic ^^

But yes, Riot made a gamemode called U.R.F. (Ultra Rapid Fire) mode, and in this mode everybody had no cost on their abilities, and everybody had a 80% cooldown reduction. But the mode is gone now sadly..

But don't hang me up on this, but i have heard that it will actually return in some time soon!
#9 - jaxonnn (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh sweet, the vibe I got was that it was going to be a permanent change
I tried it, didn't like it very much
Cheers mate
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#45 - Can someone correct me? From what I've read, Jews were sic…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/28/2014 on If you're ignorant like me... +6
#370 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
The middle east was one of the very few places in the world where jews were still treated like human beings, for centuries jews and muslims and christians lived in peace in Palestine, but the zionist nationalist movement was taken over by right wing extremist terrorist who killed innocent people to achieve their goal; A "clean" state for jews and jews only. Jewish immigrants were welcomed by the palestinians, but mass immigration led to tensions, which, contrary to popular belief, led to zionists massacring palestinians and uprooting more than 400 villages. Do your research and never ever let them lie to you, this is not about jews and palestinians, or jews and arabs, or jews and muslims, this is about the opressor and the opressed.


I'm jewish and i have nothing but love for the people of Palestine.

Long live Gaza, boycott israel!
#397 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
every single word of this is FALSE.
#437 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
typical zionist..

"YOU ARE WRONG."

There is countless documentation of everything i posted. Start with researching palestine before world war 1, then check out some of the actions comitted by Irgun, Lehi and hanagah in the 1940s, do some research and then come and tell me why israel has the right to kill 300 children in my name.
User avatar #195 - kanadetenshi (07/28/2014) [-]
Because they totally started fighting because "they didn't like them" and clearly not because they where being occupied and forced to leave.
User avatar #96 - runescapewasgood (07/28/2014) [-]
Israel's not even allowing relief into Palestine for the destruction them and Hamas have caused. next to that, palestinians are second class citizens in Israel, and they're going even further onto Palestinian land today as we speak and bulldozing homes. Israeli civilians aren't dying. Palestinian civilians are. Oh by the way, did I mention that Israel is targets ambulances, hospitals, etc.? Pretty fucking sick.
oh and if someone starting stealing your homes without your permission and only with the permission of the UN and you were forced into subjugation, it would be really fucking weird if you weren't angry.
#67 - angelwithashotgun (07/28/2014) [-]
At first there were no real problem
Then Jews started moving to Israel after WWII, and got into fights with the local Muslim populace
The UN decided to make a two state solution for this, despite the land belonging to Egypt and Jordan
The locals didn't accept this (why on earth would they), but Israel did, so the western world acknowledged them as a nation
Israel then decided to say "we want more land, so we are entitled to take more land", and settled wherever they damn well pleased, because the US decided to make them their primary ally in the region, and don't give a shit about what they do.

And since then the situations has just gotten worse and worse.
#72 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
That is just blatantly false.
The Jews where moving to Israel long before WW2, since 1870 or so, when the Osman Empire started fell apart.

"we want more land, so we are entitled to take more land"
No. The Arabs attacked Israel in the Night after the UN declared it a nation.
Israel kicked it's ass and occupied some of their land as was usual for a winner in a war.

Everybody who has taken like 30 minutes to google "Israel conflict" knows that there was no right or wrong participant.
#86 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
"The The Arabs attacked Israel in the Night after the UN declared it a nation. "

- The war began on June 5 with Israel launching surprise strikes against Egyptian air-fields after the mobilization of Egyptian forces on the Israeli border. -

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
User avatar #151 - skorve (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, Israel struck first.... After repeatedly asking the outside world to butt in and control the situation, where every single country touching their border (and some not) repeatedly said "We're going to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth" repeatedly AND mobilized mass military power to their borders connected to Israel.

Israel went to other countries, saying, "Dude, they're saying they want us dead and moving their armies onto our borders. Can you make them stop?" Everyone said "lolno", so Israel said "fuck it" and fought 12 countries by itself, winning the war in 6 days. After, at the UN, many nations, including the US, condemned Israel for the reckless violence. Their ambassador gave a speech saying nobody cared when they were under threat, so now their condemnations mean nothing.

So yes, Israel struck first. But if I'm holding a gun, aimed at you, saying I'm gonna shoot you, are you gonna stop me before I pull the trigger or wait until after?
#92 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
That is an entirely different war.
The Six-Day War was 1967, the first Arab-Israel War was 1948.

"On 15 May 1948 the ongoing civil war transformed into an inter-state conflict between Israel and the Arab states. A combined invasion by Egypt, Jordan and Syria, together with expeditionary forces from Iraq, entered Palestine"

#93 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 - thingexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Jerusalem is a holy land to all Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Judaism, Islam.) The UN, in their infinite wisdom, took an old League of Nations mandate from just after WWI, and, after WWII, carved out a large chunk surrounding Jersusalem and said "This here is for the Jews. No arguments allowed. The surrounding nations, who have strong religious ties to the area, and the folks already living in the area, who were forced out, had an understandable problem with this, and the result has been 65 solid years of fighting with a lot of dirty moves from both sides.
#267 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
You forget to mention how the UN said "Hey Palestinians, you get some land too" but they went all Freddy Mercury and said WE WANT IT AAAAAALLL(AH) so tried to kick Israel's ass with their Muslim friends and lost miserably.

So being the butthurt sandniggers they are, they tried to bomb their way back into the land that they could have had in the first place if they knew how to share
#51 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
If you go full technical it was always the jews' land. They were expelled from it just like the others were now... But still it is not a black-white thing here everyone is playing a bit dirty but in my opinion Hamas is doing far worse things like hiding bombs under school and hospitals. They even used schools as launch-pads. Using aid money from a lot of countries to buy weapons from north korea and building tunnel system which are very solid and complex (you can't just dig a tunnel this is serious busines) but yet they complain there is no building material for other things. Or breaking cease-fire which was obviously for the people in Gaza but still they broke it and began to shoot rockets. While Israel has contained them into a very small area and controlling their goods and needs (which is obviously also not optimal) while they really heat each other. Hamas' charta is to wipe all jews from earth. And a couple jews from Israel are all about killing the muslims in Gaza..
User avatar #97 - runescapewasgood (07/28/2014) [-]
these are white people from europe. it's not their land in any way, shape, or form. the palestinians living there are the descendants of the jews that lived there. it is their land. you are going full retard. gtfo.
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